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In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa tackle a whirlwind of topics guaranteed to keep you entertained and enlightened.



First up, they dive into the wild world of Nigerian politics, each elaborating why they got picked up by the DSS and discussing the latest controversies surrounding Nigerian banks and political figures.



But it’s not all serious talk—TMT’s new jeans spark a lively debate, and the guys delve into the unexpected revelation about your sexual orientation if you enjoy Suya. Plus, they ponder the significance of national anthems and the role they play in shaping identity.



Koj brings a touch of introspection to the conversation as he discusses fatherhood, while the crew delves into the murky waters of inappropriate social media relationships between students and teachers.



And of course, they couldn’t forget to discuss the latest in Nigerian music, including Ayra Star’s phenomenal new album and the rising prominence of female artists in Afrobeats.



From politics to fashion to music, this episode of Submarine and a Roach covers it all with humour, insight, and a healthy dose of irreverence. Tune in now for your weekly dose of comedy and commentary!


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The boys are back in what promises to be another fantastic episo- Halfway through this recording the hosts of this podcasts were picked up back Government agents and taken to a secure location for questioning and interrogation.

Again. They are in custody of the Federal republic of Nigeria and this episode definitely did not stop short because TMT's recording equipment failed,

Enjoy the moments before that.

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New Episode alert!!



TMT, Mayowa and Koj are back in another hilarious movies.



The episode starts with TMT narrating the Yoruba movie he's currently watching, followed by Koj narrating his adventure on a "topless bus tour".



The boys then briefly discuss the Nigerian Chef community vs Opeyemi Famakin.



After that they talk about TMT's trip to the National Archives in Abeokuta. This is followed by Mayowa getting cooked by political nepo baby twitter.



There are also a lot of brilliant other bits to enjoy like trickle down wealth and a brief discussion on the film "Good Will Hunting."



So sit down, relax and enjoy a mystical journey of banter brought to you by the men of the funniest podcast in Nigeria.


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Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for a rib-tickling episode of Submarine and a Roach, where no topic is off-limits! In this episode titled "Every Yoruba Man’s Dream Is To Marry Up," the trio delves into a range of hilarious and thought-provoking subjects that will keep you entertained from start to finish.

First up, they tackle the age-old debate: is spraying $1 bills at a Nigerian wedding razz? Tmt dives into the legalities surrounding this cultural practice, while they ponder the origins of money spraying in the black diaspora, from African parties to American strip clubs.

Prepare for laughs as Mayowa confesses his desire to spray dollars at his wedding, only to be met with resistance from his wife and brother who deemed it too razz for their taste. Meanwhile, Tmt's sister's attempt to play matchmaker leads to hilarity and awkwardness.

The conversation takes a reflective turn as they discuss the economic realities of modern relationships, including the decline of side families due to financial constraints. Koj shares his high school dream of being a kept man and marrying up in life, sparking laughter and lively debate.

Get ready for some candid discussions about sex and stamina, with Koj hilariously admitting the only way he's going multiple rounds is if Dana White is paying him. They also share their thoughts on the AMVCA's and dive into movie reviews, including "Breathe of Life" and "Water & Garri," with Koj revealing his newfound love for Ibadan.

As the episode winds down, Mayowa delivers a side-splitting joke at Tmt's expense, leaving everyone in stitches. Don't miss this uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach—it's comedy gold from start to finish!


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Better late than never!



Today's episode of the podcast was recorded with Mayowa, TMT and Koj all wearing sleeveless Dashikis.



In this episode we get into being owed money by family.



Rap Beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake.



Afrobeef between Wizkid and Davido and rivalries between contemporaries.



Kizz Daniel's business practices and more Seun Kuti news.



We also review the Submaroach groupchat one more time.






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Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for an unfiltered and uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach! In this installment, the trio dives into a myriad of engaging topics that will have you laughing and pondering in equal measure.



They kick things off with a lively discussion about Seun Kuti's viral proposal to start a church serving "marijuana tea," complete with Koj's chance encounter with the man himself at Cactus in Lagos. From there, they delve into the intricacies of the Lagos weather and the balancing act of A/C usage amidst rising diesel costs and NEPA tariffs.



Prepare for some thought-provoking conversations as they tackle topics ranging from racial dynamics to Tems' latest release, "Love Me Jeje." They explore the nuances of American society, from its institutions to the elusive American Dream, with wit and insight.



Things take a personal turn as Koj shares feedback from listeners and grapples with criticisms about himself. The hosts engage in a candid discussion about the energy they project into the world, delving into boarding school escapades and hilarious anecdotes along the way.



Laugh along with Mayowa's tale of "misappropriating" a school iron and Tmt's uproarious story involving a student who transformed from Santa to Thor in boarding school. The episode concludes with a fascinating conversation about Tunde Onakoya and his father's skepticism of chess as a career path.



Don't miss this captivating episode of Submarine and a Roach, filled with laughter, introspection, and unforgettable stories. Tune in now for a dose of humor and heart from your favorite trio!


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