Susan from Scratch Susan From Scratch
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Every day, millions of people write reviews for products and places online. Using Esther Szalinski’s famous method of transferrence, Malcolm and Maggie will steal those precious memories to instantiate a new, real person: Susan. New episodes every Wednesday.
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The one with the phone
In this episode: We celebrate the end of grizzly 2020 and the beginning of joyous 2021 by not mentioning them in any way for the full 30 minute runtime of this episode.
Also in this episode: Some stuff about Susan. Well, not about Susan, actually. But about her phone. Also, more Stanley Tucci gossip somehow? -
Ant Drinks
In this episode: Ant drinks! What else were you expecting?
Also in this episode: A number of sincere and heartfelt apologies, mostly by Maggie, but also to some (lesser) degree by Malcolm. -
A guy's Guy (The Da-Finch'y Code)
In this episode: The story of Richard comes to an extremely confusing climax. We may have ventured too far down the birdhole on this one.
Also in this episode: Swans, geese, and A brief snippet of the Aeneid.
And for those of you who want the background on our impenetrable "hello to you joke", here's a youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGodNwt_F0M
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The Chillzone!
Hey, it's a heck of a day today, eh? No matter how things are going down, we could all use a little break from the stress and strain.
So here's a single episode from our podcast within a podcast - The Chillzone! In it, there's no mention of... anything really. Mal and Mag pass the time for a lazy hour, drifting aimlessly from topic to topic. No goals, no stress, and (oddly) no Susan.
We thought the sound of two people talking amiably about nothing in particular for an hour might help take your mind off of, oh, whatever. If not, fear not... there will be a regular SFS episode tomorrow. -
A Guy's Guy (Bird Complications)
In this episode: We uncover some startling revelations concerning the physical identity of our friend Richard, revelations which threaten to alter the whole nature of our current perception concerning the concerns we concern ourselves with in this episode.
Also in this episode: Money Troubles -
A Guy's Guy (Guy de M ou qui?)
In this episode: We begin the laborious process of parsing through our longest review yet! What mysteries will it reveal? What deep secrets does it contain? Only Richard knows...
Also in this episode: Some brief conversation about distasteful authors and the fates of their books.
Customer Reviews
Esther would be proud
Esther Szalinski’s renowned method at work. I’m impatiently waiting for Susan to have enough memories to be real. For now I’ll keep listening until the moment her egg cracks open and she is birthed into corporeal existence.
The meat lover’s omelette was to die for. 👌🏼