21 episodes

Matt and Adam are life long slaves to the hospitality industry, working as waiters, bar tenders, chefs, managers, tour guides, you name it.

This show gives diaries of what it's like to work in hospitality, stories of the best and worst customers and tips and tricks for anyone considering going into the business as a career.

We'll save you some time... ... don't do it!

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Matt and Adam are life long slaves to the hospitality industry, working as waiters, bar tenders, chefs, managers, tour guides, you name it.

This show gives diaries of what it's like to work in hospitality, stories of the best and worst customers and tips and tricks for anyone considering going into the business as a career.

We'll save you some time... ... don't do it!

    Table for 2 S2 E5

    Table for 2 S2 E5

    So this week we found the 7 most common complaints from customers and how a manager should respond.  And Matt will tell you why that's all bollox!

    Then Adam has a rant.

    Tis a good one!

    As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.

    • 19 min
    Table for 2 S2 E4

    Table for 2 S2 E4

    This week we focus on some stuff that you've sent us. We have an email from Barry telling how he's finally making his s****y job work for him.

    And an email from a concerned customer that a manager was being a bit of a dick to his staff.
    So we answer both, it was a lot of fun.

    • 14 min
    Table for 2 - S2 E3

    Table for 2 - S2 E3

    So Matt still has no job, but that's ok.  It's all his own fault.

    This time Adam has a list of things that kids can do when in restaurants to stop themselves getting bored and keep them involved.

    Matt tells a story about when he was a kid, in particular when he was 12.  It's not a happy one, but still.

    • 12 min
    Table for 2 - S2 E2

    Table for 2 - S2 E2

    Episode 2 of this season means that Adam does some research to get some topics to talk about that are server and retail related.

    Then Matt drops a bombshell that isn't really surprising when you listen back on previous episodes!

    • 13 min
    Table for 2 - S2 E1

    Table for 2 - S2 E1

    It's back, by semi popular demand, well that's all we need really!

    Table for 2, the mini show where we bitch about our day jobs like little bitches.

    Adam forgot we were doing it so he did nothing for it, but that's ok because it's usually Matt who does f**k all!

    To kick off the new season, Matt is back with another diary entry all about his shift where every arsehole was an arsehole.

    • 16 min
    Table For Two #16

    Table For Two #16

    This week sees the last in the season of #tablefor2 as we make way for our new mini show - #moviepitches.

    Matt's diary tells a story of a table who complained just to have everything given to them for free, but it then transpired that they didn't have enough money to begin with .

    Adam would have done some research, but instead he got mixed up and thought we were doing movie pitches a week early.

    No harm, it'll show you what we're all about.

    • 15 min

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