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It's been a long time coming but we're here with our first international edition of Taylor Made. Bringing you nonsense from both sides of the Atlantic, the time zone difference only makes it more confusing.

It's a doozey of an episode which is clocking in at just under an hour but it's filled to the brim with giggles and snorts. We also swore quite a lot this time round and I'm not quite sure why.

As we haven't had a catch-up in a while, we talked to great lengths about Sam's experiences from working at the Olympics to how he managed to combine the names of an astronomer and the Mayor of London and then humiliate himself in front of one of them. Lemurs and Pagans are also discussed at one point.

Talking points: Brian Johnson, Brian Cox, Boris Johnson, Pagans, lemurs, Canada, Guild Wars 2 and the Olympics.

Oh my hasn't the time flown?! We're finally back after what could be described as an unprecedented break from our usual schedule. We have plenty of excus....I mean reasons why we haven't but you'll just have to take this podcast and our apology as enough.

This week we talked a lot about Counter-strike, Minecraft and also a little bit about how we probably should have gone into social care as children. That last part isn't true. Well, we did talk about it but I don't think we should have. Sam also manages to use the word 'favella' and then mispronounce 'canal'. A man of many talents.

Talking points: Counter-strike, Minecraft, Canada, social services, superpowers and HELLFIRE BREATH!

A strange title for the new Harry Potter series I know, but bear with us.

After a brief hiatus we thought we'd bring it up the rear and, oh boy, are you in for a treat. We've brought it back hard and minty and right in the butthole! I fear this may not be our proudest episode due to the constant use of 'that' word, but we're sure you'll enjoy the results. We talk about Sam's hatred of the American viewing public, cockroaches on the world's most ghetto bouncy castle and a circumcision machine disguised as a trampoline. We also mention something important like Nagasaki but then swiftly move on to minty buttholes.

Keep it fresh. Keep it minty.

Talking points: minty buttholes, Zooey Deschanel, cockroaches, wassssuuuppp, Plato and vaccinations.

Afternoon listeners! This week's episode is our special 10th Episode extravaganza which we have celebrated by recording an episode that subsequently deleted itself. Don't worry, we went back into the recording booth and put down another 45 minutes of our time and cobbled together what can only be described as a truly special episode. With a lack of cohesion and an over-reliance on jelly-based metaphors we bring unto you, our 10th Episode Spectacular. We promise we will make it up to you guys next week.

Talking points: garageband (and it's shittiness), Big Bob's Radio Show, Rakishi and the Bottom-Feeder, jelly daleks, the avengers and magic the gathering.

P.S. We don't make promises.

Another pulse-pounding, rip-roaring adventure this week starring your three favourite action heroes: Sam, Robert and Laurence Taylor. We're in a rhythm and routine now so don't clap your hands out of time or you'll throw us right off. This week we take you on a trip through Sam's mind and far, far beyond. We decided on something different this week and settled on a Mr and Mrs type quiz in order to test our knowledge of one another. Let's just say Laurence doesn't know too much about Sam.

Topics covered: Sam's singing prowess, superpowers, difference between fruit and vegetables, Storm from X:Men and condiments.

Fighting against the forces of nature and time itself, we bring to you an extended episode of Taylor Made. I say extended but we talked for too long so it just ended up being longer than normal. We're also only a day behind on this one so we're back on track for next week. Let's hope we don't mess it up and/or get ill again.

This week we have various talking points including: Charles Dickens and the Muppets, caber tossing, favourite words/mispronunciations, spectral sex and Sam's misconception of Heaven.