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Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.

Teen Creeps Forever Dog

    • Arts
    • 4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.

    Mary Downing Hahn's Wait Till Helen Comes

    Mary Downing Hahn's Wait Till Helen Comes

    This week Kelly and Katai read the middle grade classic WAIT TILL HELEN COMES by Mary Downing Hahn. They talk hating Heather even now, Dave being the absolute f*****g worst, feeling for Helen, classic covers, and did they mention Dave fucking sucks?

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    • 57 min
    Christopher Pike's Sati

    Christopher Pike's Sati

    This week Kelly and Katai read SATI by Christopher Pike, the story of a blonde white woman who claims to be God and makes really good shortbread cookies. They talk meditation, the Love Has Won cult, God's terrible bedside manner, loving a small story, and reveal how little they know about the Dalai Lama.

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    • 1 hr 9 min
    My Bloody Valentine (w/ Oscar Montoya)

    My Bloody Valentine (w/ Oscar Montoya)

    Happy Valentine’s Day! This week Kelly and Katai welcome back Teen Creeps Film Correspondent/ray of light Oscar Montoya (Minx, Eurovangelists) to discuss 1981’s “My Bloody Valentine.” They talk loving Hollis, the travesty of 3D, juicy jeaned men, the joys of being a miner, who deserves a musical comeback, and Katai has not one but two mom-brain moments.

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    • 1 hr 35 min
    Beatrice Sparks's Almost Lost: The True Story of An Anonymous Teenager's Life on the Streets (w/ Nick Wiger)

    Beatrice Sparks's Almost Lost: The True Story of An Anonymous Teenager's Life on the Streets (w/ Nick Wiger)

    Kelly and Katai welcome back Teen Creeps All-Star Nick Wiger (Doughboys, Get Played) to talk about “Almost Lost: The True Story of An Anonymous Teenager's Life on the Streets,” another supposed Beatrice Sparks PhD “true story” that has them at their wits’ end. They talk unbelievable teen speak, irresponsible library cataloging, gangsta rap Satanism, Wooly Willy vs. Jesus, “therapy” that reads like fanfic, POS’ ‘TUDES, and more!

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    • 1 hr 28 min
    Diane Hoh's Nightmare Hall: Book of Horrors

    Diane Hoh's Nightmare Hall: Book of Horrors

    This week Kelly and Katai read "Nightmare Hall: Book of Horrors" by Diane Hoh, the story of a girl who gets a job with her favorite author and homicidal son. They talk hating your friends, Reed being basic af, getting attacked by birds, loving the villain's end speech, and more!

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    • 59 min
    Susan Price's The Bearwood Witch

    Susan Price's The Bearwood Witch

    This week Kelly and Katai read "The Bearwood Witch" by Susan Price, the story of a girl, a witch, and the born again dweeb trying to save them both. They talk prideful witches, delightfully gross scenes, identity, and whether or not the universe has a moral arc.

    SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free and video versions of our episodes, bonus episodes, merch, and more:
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    • 1 hr 15 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

hollee is my mommy uwu ,

FUN!

i’m late to the party but so glad i found it. it’s great to revisit the books of my youth with fun hosts and guests. the book discussions are lively and the tangents are illuminating. the Lifetime Casteel Event was an especially hilarious run of episodes.

Marlboroman9882 ,

Just found this

After finding this show last week I’ve already binged a dozen episodes. I always loved R. L. Stone books as a kid which is what drew me in but I stayed because these gals are so hilarious! My favorite is when one of them does her funny voice that reminds me of a Vanessa Bayer character from SNL.

embeey4 ,

Fave podcast.

Best ‘cast ever, but missing Katai being there every week. You two have such great energy balance. Kelly is so ‘extra’ and Lindsay brings that ‘Daria, only she smiles and laughs’ energy.

I only really read Stine as a kid (vs. Pike, Duncan, Cusick, Cooney, etc.) so loving! how much Stine you’ve done lately. Keep up the amazing work.

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