21 min

Patreon Exclusive Sneak Peek: Ash and Michelle Do the Bible- Ep. 2: Cain & Abel and Noah’s Ark That's So Fcked Up

    • Comedy

This is just a sneak peek, so if you want to hear the rest of this episode and the upcoming series, visit us at patreon.com/tsfu!

Michelle talks about Cain & Abel and Noah’s Ark: The Bible’s first murder and how God said “let’s flood this shit and start over”.

Michelle tells Ashley about how Cain murdered his brother Abel because God liked Abel's presents better, and that time when God decided all of humanity was screwed so he tasked Noah with building an Ark and saving his family, while everyone else got drowned in the flood. Then as a family, they had to repopulate the earth. Fun!

Michelle was in a Pentecostal cult for many of her teen years and learned the Bible like the back of her hand, while Ash grew up with no religious affiliations whatsoever and doesn't know SH!T about it! Yet the Bible is the #1 best-selling book in the world, with over five billion copies sold. Its stories have shaped much of our history, as well as our culture and society today. The gals talk about many cults that sprout from fundamentalist Bible ideology and Ash feels like she should be a bit more informed, and honestly... there's just some crazy ass tales in there that she's dying to hear.


-Join us for as little as $5 a month on Patreon!
-We'd love to see you in our Discord, come hang out!
-We have awesome new merch, go take a look!
-Follow us on Instagram and Twitter!
-Audio editing by Ryan Pregent.
-Sources:
King James BibleEnglish StandardCatholic BibleHebrew BibleBook of EnochLife of Adam EveThe Reference Bible, Das Bibelwerk : Inter Pauca problesmata de enigmatibus ex tomis canonicis, nunc prompta sunt Praefatio et libri de Pentateucho Moysihttps://sites.nd.edu/manuscript-studies/2015/04/09/the-slaying-of-abel-in-apocryphal-tradition/

This is just a sneak peek, so if you want to hear the rest of this episode and the upcoming series, visit us at patreon.com/tsfu!

Michelle talks about Cain & Abel and Noah’s Ark: The Bible’s first murder and how God said “let’s flood this shit and start over”.

Michelle tells Ashley about how Cain murdered his brother Abel because God liked Abel's presents better, and that time when God decided all of humanity was screwed so he tasked Noah with building an Ark and saving his family, while everyone else got drowned in the flood. Then as a family, they had to repopulate the earth. Fun!

Michelle was in a Pentecostal cult for many of her teen years and learned the Bible like the back of her hand, while Ash grew up with no religious affiliations whatsoever and doesn't know SH!T about it! Yet the Bible is the #1 best-selling book in the world, with over five billion copies sold. Its stories have shaped much of our history, as well as our culture and society today. The gals talk about many cults that sprout from fundamentalist Bible ideology and Ash feels like she should be a bit more informed, and honestly... there's just some crazy ass tales in there that she's dying to hear.


-Join us for as little as $5 a month on Patreon!
-We'd love to see you in our Discord, come hang out!
-We have awesome new merch, go take a look!
-Follow us on Instagram and Twitter!
-Audio editing by Ryan Pregent.
-Sources:
King James BibleEnglish StandardCatholic BibleHebrew BibleBook of EnochLife of Adam EveThe Reference Bible, Das Bibelwerk : Inter Pauca problesmata de enigmatibus ex tomis canonicis, nunc prompta sunt Praefatio et libri de Pentateucho Moysihttps://sites.nd.edu/manuscript-studies/2015/04/09/the-slaying-of-abel-in-apocryphal-tradition/

21 min

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