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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
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    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 10.2K Ratings

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
Subscribe to the ad-free version: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/
For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com  
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    A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie

    A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie

    In the grand pantheon of lusciously loud cackles, there exists two gorgeous human specimens for whom the rules of physics do not even remotely apply. These two auditory angels, known colloquially as Drew Afualo and Trixie Mattel, fly right up to the sonic barrier, spit in its face, and emit laughs at such an octave that only the gods atop Mount Olympus can hear without permanent hearing loss. So close your windows, crank your speakers up to 11, and prepare yourselves for a blisteringly beautiful barrage of chuckles, chortles, and guffaws the likes of which mere mortals have never experienced.
    To order Drew's new book, Loud, head to: https://drew-afualo.com
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    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!
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    Follow Drew on TikTok & Insta: @DrewAfualo
    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
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    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com


    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 1 hr 1 min
    The Best of Us for the Rest of Us with Trixie and Katya

    The Best of Us for the Rest of Us with Trixie and Katya

    As we gather together this week to celebrate America's 248th birthday on rooftops, in backyards, and on sandy beaches, let us indulge ourselves with highly processed, nitrate-filled beef rods, sun-baked mayonnaise-soaked potato salad, and luke-warm hard seltzers. In the true spirit of our nation's independence, we are presenting a carefully curated collection of clips that cover the broad spectrum of important topics we routinely cover on the pod. From rimjobs to fisting to combination rim-fist-jobs, let us all pause for a moment of silence and pray to a heathen god of your choice that the majority of us will make it through the coming firework-laden holiday weekend with the same number of fingers, hands, and appendages that we have today. From all of us here at the Bald Headquarters in an abandoned missile silo outside Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin, we wish you and yours the Hap Hap Happiest 4th of July ever!
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    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com


    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 45 min
    Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya

    Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya

    This week on KBLD's Schlock & Beautiful Masterpiece Theater, we bring you the preeminent 1973 sexploitation film, Queen of the Amazons starring the one, the only, Naomi Smalls! In the far-away island Hermythia off the coast of Papua New Guinea, there lives a tribe of Amazons who are the epitome of primal power, sexual desire, and goddess-like grace. For centuries, men were kept by these Amazons as sex slaves, used solely for breeding purposes and menial labor. Now, as a cruel band of bloodthirsty female warriors from a nearby island pillage and loot the Hermythian countryside, the oppressed males decide to join the Amazons and fight back! Come for the death, sex, and gratuitous nudity, stay for the occasional hot warrior orgy. Rated NC-17 for long, silky-smooth legs.
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    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!
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    Whether you’re looking for friends, fun or finding the one, download the best dating app for gay men, Archer, today! For more info, head to: https://www.ArcherApp.com
    For more info on the towering gorgeous goddess Naomi Smalls, head to: https://naomismallsduh.com
    Follow Naomi: @NaomiSmalls
    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com


    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 1 hr 9 min
    A Sizzling Summer Reading List with Sarah Schauer and Katya

    A Sizzling Summer Reading List with Sarah Schauer and Katya

    As the days get longer and the jean shorts shorter, images come to mind of lazy, breezy days on the beach with merlot in a can and a juicy paperback that you simply can't put down. Within this very special episode of Bald with the inimitable Sarah Schauer, resides a collection of literary gold for all manner of readers from young to old and everywhere in between. Running the gamut from erotic worms to Mama Cass to non-fiction to other-worldly fantasy, there is something here to fill every literary need and deliciously erudite desire you may have.
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    To try America's #1 Meal Kit for eating well, go to https://GreenChef.com/BALD50 and use code BALD50 to get 50% off, plus 20% off your next two months!
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    Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer
    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


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    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 55 min
    How to Increase Your Length and Girth in Minutes! with Katya and Fena Barbitall

    How to Increase Your Length and Girth in Minutes! with Katya and Fena Barbitall

    According to a 2023 Rand Corporation study, 88% of romantic partners have searched for adult videos online or fantasized at night about hot, hunky men with bigger, thicker, more luxurious penises. Has your partner lied awake at night wishing that your pork sword was unbelievably massive? Do you find yourself lacking self-confidence because of that frightened little turtle between your legs? If so, we here at Bald Supplements, Inc. have absolutely wonderful news for you. Introducing: Fena Barbitall's AnacondaXXL*, the penile enhancement supplement of the future! For just $99 per day and $187.99 shipping and handling, you can walk this earth with the confidence and power that only a yogurt pistol of extraordinary length and girth can offer. Call 1-700-BIG-MEAT now and become the flesh baguette wrangler that you've always known yourself to be. *side effects may include: erections that last up to 472 hours, a rare infection of the perineum that can only be cured with a topical application of Peruvian viper venom, and constant night terrors involving a 100-foot-tall Bea Arthur stampeding through New York City like a permed T-Rex
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    Now is the time to make the switch to the best cat food in the world, Smalls! Head to https://Smalls.com/BALD and use promo code BALD at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping!
    Need a website? Head to https://SquareSpace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.SquareSpace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain!
    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!
    Need to find a great doctor? Go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today!
    Follow Fena: @FenaBarbitall
    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com


    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 58 min
    Truckstop Trysts and Bushwacked Behinds with Trixie and Katya

    Truckstop Trysts and Bushwacked Behinds with Trixie and Katya

    It was a steamy mid-August night outside of Bismarck, North Dakota. My cherry-red 1987 Yugo got a flat on Route 94 and I had to hoof it through the darkness to a truckstop. It was the kind of place that was stuck in time, like your Uncle's wood-paneled fishing cabin in Minnesota. After a quick meal of a lifeless burger on a soggy bun and even soggier fries, I made my way to the parking lot to see if I could hitch a ride to a local garage. While wandering the rows of trucks that sat beneath the parking lot lights like mighty sentinels at rest, I stumbled upon a bearded trucker listening to Hank Williams on his CB radio. Our eyes met, and he waved me over to his rig. Sitting high above me like a hairy demi-god behind his chrome steering wheel, his eyes just barely peeping out from beneath his Pennzoil baseball cap, he pointed to the back of his cab. Without exchanging a single word, we engaged in hours upon hours of amorous congress, our bodies slick with the moisture from the summer dew outside. When the sky began to brighten and the fireworks of our worlds colliding finally ceased, we nodded our heads, kissing deeply one last time. His breath was tinged with the hoppy aroma of Budweiser and his 5 o'clock shadow gently scraped my cheek as our lips parted. The ending of our brief, but memorable time together hit me like a ton of bricks. As I walked away into the dawn of a new day, I looked back, pumped my arm, and was greeted with a loud honk from his strong, hard semi-truck horn, startling me in a gentle manner, and forever bestowing upon me the gift of connecting that marvelous truck horn with one of the most wonderful, tawdry, and gloriously filthy nights of my life. Happy Pride, everyone.
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    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com


    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 49 min

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4.9 out of 5
10.2K Ratings

10.2K Ratings

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