153 episodes

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Studio71

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 10K Ratings

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
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    It's a TWISTER! with Trixie and Katya

    It's a TWISTER! with Trixie and Katya

    We here at BALD, LLC, including our main counsel Henry Z. Winkleschmiggens IV, Esq., would like to take this opportunity to clear the air regarding the rampant online rumors surrounding Trixie Mattel and Helen Hunt's fictional father in 1996's epic action movie Twister. Is Dr. Jo Harding's father, who was literally sucked into a massive tornado whilst trying to hold a makeshift shelter's door closed in 1969, actually Trixie Mattel's father? If true, that would mean that Trixie is Helen Hunt's fictional sibling, and therefore heir to the Hunt's Ketchup fortune? The answer, devoted listeners of the pod, is "Yes." Trixie is, indeed, Helen Hunt's fictional brother, and therefore privy to all the rights and privileges contained therein.
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    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


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    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 52 min
    Does Our Art Threaten You? with Trixie and Katya

    Does Our Art Threaten You? with Trixie and Katya

    Does our art threaten you? Does it make you completely reconsider your physical existence? Does it make you stop and question the status quo and stop sleepwalking through life like a sheep? Does it make you feel weird and nervous and uncomfortable and unsure if your houseplants want to murder you? Does it set fire to your neat little sphere of influence to the point where you cease knowing what is real and imagined? Good. Sit in that discomfort and let your soul marinate in the chaotic power that is our art. Look at our art and fear us, you prole.
    *Please note: this episode contains references to sexual assault. To contact the National Sexual Assault Hotline, dial 1-800-656-HOPE.
    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://Betterhelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!
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    DRIVE AWAY DOLLS is only in theaters this Friday February 23rd! Visit https://DriveAwayDollsMovie.com to get tickets now!
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    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com


    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 50 min
    The Official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!" with Trixie and Katya

    The Official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!" with Trixie and Katya

    Do you love Trixie and Katya with all your heart? Would you like to find a club of other humans who share your affinity for these two remarkable queens? Well now you can! Sign up for the official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club" to join an elite group of fabulous individuals who are super-duper extra special! Exclusive membership benefits include: An official non-laminated "I'm a Doll" Membership Card that could arrive in the mail, or maybe not! An annual newsletter written not by Trixie or Katya, but by someone! A unique email forwarding address: . An "I Play with Dolls" bumper sticker for when you take your kids to the local playground! And for a limited time, all "Elite Cadet" members get a lock of Katya's hair! All you have to do is send in a self-addressed, stamped-envelope with seventeen General Mills proof-of-purchases to: Dolls, LLC, PO Box 666, Aurora, CO 99991. Don't be a sad loser for another minute! Join now!
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    Visit https://LELO.com now for exclusive discounts on luxury intimacy products, and use code BALD10 at checkout for an additional 10% off your purchase!
    DRIVE AWAY DOLLS is only in theaters February 23rd. Visit https://DriveAwayDollsMovie.com to get tickets now!
    LISA FRANKENSTEIN is only in theaters February 9th. Visit https://LisaFrankensteinFilm.com to get tickets now!
    Pure For Men is the brand for good health and good times! Made by gay men for members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Get 20% OFF with promo code: BALD20. Head to: https://puremen.co/baldandbeautiful
    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com


    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 55 min
    Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya

    Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya

    As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I reach into the freezer. A blast of cold air greets me, turning my nipples so hard I could dial an iPhone. As a shiver pleasantly travels south from my torso to my abdomen to the very tip of my sheathed sword, I saunter to the counter where I insert a blueberry-kissed waffle into the tight, dark, chrome-covered hole of my toaster. A gentle cloud of warmth emanates from the glowing steel rods within, bringing with it an intoxicating aroma of fruit, sugar, and hot, fluffy passion. The shiny appliance transforms into a giver of joy as the Eggo waffle pops up from the darkness, steam rising slowly and beckoning me to grab it and caress it and swallow it whole. I temper my passion for a moment, if only to find the fortitude to instead gently place it on a plate, covering it in slick, wet butter and gooey, sticky-sweet maple syrup. As the cushiony indentations of unadulterated bliss finally touch my lips, I let out a moan from deep within my very soul, announcing to the world that it's 7am on a Tuesday and yes, Deborah...I am 100% going to f**k this waffle.
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    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://Betterhelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!
    DRIVE AWAY DOLLS is only in theaters February 23rd. Visit https://DriveAwayDollsMovie.com to get tickets now!
    LISA FRANKENSTEIN is only in theaters February 9th. Visit https://LisaFrankensteinFilm.com to get tickets now!
    Pure For Men is the brand for good health and good times! Made by gay men for members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Get 20% OFF with promo code: BALD20. Head to: https://puremen.co/baldandbeautiful
    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com


    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 54 min
    Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie

    Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie

    Please prepare your mind, body, and soul for Trixie's delightful chat with stand-up comedian, actress, makeup mogul, and Daily Show correspondent; the eminently-hilarious Dulcé Sloan! From plane-travel safety tips to in-depth kimchi reviews to African mammal facts, this episode is a once-in-a-lifetime journey through an enchanted forest populated solely by colossal smiles and rapturous glee.
    Follow Dulce: @Dulce Sloan and head to https://www.dulcesloan.com for tour dates!
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    From acclaimed screenwriter Diablo Cody comes LISA FRANKENSTEIN, only in theaters February 9th! Visit https://LisaFrankensteinFilm.com to get tickets now!
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    FX’s Feud: Capote vs. The Swans premieres January 31st on FX! Stream on Hulu. https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/feud
    Pure For Men is the brand for good health and good times! Made by gay men for members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Get 20% OFF with promo code: BALD20. Head to: https://puremen.co/baldandbeautiful
    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com


    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 58 min
    Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya

    Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya

    'Twas the night before Christmas, and the house was filled with holly berry stench. Bianca Del Rio was headed to Surrey, to have dinner with Dame Judi Dench. The car service was booked, excitement hung in the air, but little did she know, a tiny airborne virus was also there. As the Covid test came back positive, and she had to cancel her trip, all she could murmur was, "Well this is some utter bullsh*t."
    To check out Bianca's Dead Inside tour dates, go to: https://www.thebiancadelrio.com
    FX’s Feud: Capote vs. The Swans premieres January 31st on FX. Stream on Hulu.
    Head to https://ViiaHemp.com and use the code BALD to receive 15% off + one free sample of their Sleepy Dreams gummies! (21+)
    Check out SquareSpace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://SquareSpace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain!
    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://Betterhelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!
    Pure For Men is the brand for good health and good times! Made by gay men for members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Get 20% OFF with promo code: BALD20. Head to: https://puremen.co/baldandbeautiful
    Follow Bianca: @TheBiancaDelRio
    Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
    Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo

    To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT


    Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com


    If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast


    To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com


    To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com


    To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com



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    • 53 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
10K Ratings

10K Ratings

Trixisforkatya ,

My safe space

Y’all are everything to me. Mothering us all. Amen

mcollins35 ,

Pronouns!

Hi love the show!! just wanted to pop in and say that Cole Escola’s pronouns are they/them. You two are always showering praise on them (so deserved!) but are not using correct pronouns. You have a huge platform so I think it’s important to point out. Go see Oh, Mary! In NYC 🤩

Gremlin-66 ,

Just Everything

Everything. Don’t sleep on Katya’s ad reads. Best podcast in the game.

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