The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast SPANKY & SCOOTER, GSPOT PRODUCTIONS

SEASON 5 EPISODE 3 – WHO ORDERED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ALREADY?
TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST IS THE MAYOR OF KRAZIE TOWN – KRAZIE JOINS US FOR A GREAT TIME!
WHO IS DECORATING AND WHO ISN’T, SPANKY, JESTER, KRAZIE AND SCOOTER GIVE YOU THE LOWDOWN ON THEIR GRIZWOLD FAMILY CHRISTMAS PLANS… IT IS A LITTLE SURPRISING AND MOSTLY DISTURBING…
WE GET YOU PRIMED FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH A LITTLE WALK DOWN THE CINEMATIC LANE - AND THERE IS A LITTLE TRIVIA AS WELL. VERY LITTLE.
SOMEONE NAMED THEIR VEHICLE “TRUCK NORRIS” AND THEY DECORATED IT TOO… WE GET ALL THE DETAILS.
WE TRY TO DETERMINE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL THE STORE FRONT BELL RINGING SANTAS? WHEN DID HOLIDAY COSTUMES BECOME OPTIONAL?
WE FOUND A NEW TWIST TO THE HOLIDAY SEASON… “UNCUFFING”. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS...? WELL, WE FIND OUT ABOUT IT OR AT LEAST WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME DISCUSSING “UNCUFFING”
ITS TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PEOPLE AT GOOGLE AND USA TODAY ARE RECOMMENDING FOR THE MOST POPULAR GIFTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON…
HERE AT THE BEANS AND WEENIE IS DOOMED SHOW GIVE YOU ARE LIST OF GIFTS WE THINK PEOPLE REALLY WANT.
KRAZIE GIVES US THE DETAILS ON HER NEW VENTURE, KRAZIE TOWN.
BE SURE TO VISIT WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN FOR MORE DETAILS!
SOMEWHERE WE FIND A SECOND FOR SPORTS… BLAH BLAH BLAH. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BRONCOS AND THE PACKERS FOR PULLING OUT WINS. THE CHIEFS WERE ROBBED!
THAT’S IT. WE DONE DID IT. HOLIDAY SEASON IS OFFICIALLY KICKED OFF WITH THE BLESSINGS OF THE BWD CREW!
SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY, 8:30PM!

SEASON 5 EPISODE 2 – COVID, GENITALS, and EVERYTHING ELSE!
WE ARE JOINED TONIGHT WITH ARE FRIEND FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, EBIKE MIKE!
TONIGHTS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “P” –
WE SALUTE VETERANS!
JESTER IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS “PROGENY” AND HE TELLS US WHY… WE ARE STILL CONFUSED.
DID YOU KNOW THAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS GIVING AWAY VASECTOMY’S… WE HAVE THE DETAILS AND IF THAT ISN’T STRANGE ENOUGH…
WE DISCUSS THE DOCTOR THAT HAS CREATED A “MOBILE VASECTOMY CLINIC”
FIND OUT WHY SAM HOUSTON STATE LOST A FOOTBALL GAME AT THE VERY END…
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE UROLOGIST? WELL WE FOUND ONE THAT ISN’T THAT SCARY… FIND OUT ALL ABOUT THIS MIRACLE MEDICAL WORKER.
WHAT IS THE STRANGEST REASON THAT YOU THINK A PERSON WOULD NOT GET HIRED FOR A JOB… WELL I BET THIS IS NOT ONE YOU THOUGHT UP… A STORY WE NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD EVER HEAR, SO NOW YOU HAVE TO.
SPANKY FOUND INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE PENIS THAT YOU PROBABLY DO NOT KNOW… THESE ARE GREAT TOPICS FOR ALL THE HOLIDAY PARTIES YOU WILL ATTEND
THERE IS A LOT MORE TO MAKE YOUR LISTENING EXPERIENCE ENJOYABLE… JUST HIT PLAY!

SEASON 5 INAUGURAL EPISODE!
WE FIND OUT WHY JESTER IS NOT A PLUMBER OR IS HE FULL OF $#!T?
THERE IS A WILD DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME OF OUR FANTASTIC LISTENERS AND THE RELATIONSHIPS THEY MAY HAVE.
WE FIND OUT WHICH PODCAST HOST IS GINORMOUSLY ENDOWED… OR IS SHE?
IS THE UFC MAKING THE WRONG GENDER CHOICES IN A BEVERAGE? SPANKY HAS FEELINGS…
WHY IS IT OKAY FOR PALESTINIANS TO PROTEST THE US GOVERNMENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE BUT AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR LEGALLY PROTESTING AT THE CAPITOL?
WE FOUND OUT COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE DUMB WHEN THEY WEAR COSTUMES, ESPECIALLY BANANA FULL BODY SUITS
WE ASK THE QUESTION, “WHY SHOULDN’T FOURTH GRADERS BE ALLOWED TO WATCH RATED “R” FILMS IN CLASS?” YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED AT THIS ONE…
WE TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT COSTUMES WERE THE BEST THIS YEAR, TURNS OUT, NO ONE WENT TRICK OR TREATING SO WE HAVE NO IDEA AND WE DON’T CARE.
SCOOTER GIVES A LITTLE UPDATE ON THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF MOM AND THE EVIL ALZHEIMERS/DEMENTIA.
WHAT DO ANIMAL ABUSE AND PATRONIZING A PROSTITUTE HAVE IN COMMON? WELL IF YOU LISTEN YOU MAY FIND OUT MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW.
STUFFED ANIMAL SEX. CAN’T FIND ANY OTHER WAY TO SAY IT BUT WE TALK ABOUT IT WHETHER YOU WANT TO HEAR OR NOT. ALL WE CAN SAY IS, ARKANSAS – WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE NATURAL STATE?
WE TALK A LITTLE SPORTS AND THE ONLY THING  THAT MATTERS IS THAT OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY ARE THE ETERNAL BEDLAM WINNERS AND THE SOONERS SUCK. YES I SAID IT.
I AM SURE THERE IS A LOT OF OTHER FUNNY FUNNY $#!T WE TALKED ABOUT SO YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO LISTEN AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF.

Is GAS STATION SUSHI a good meal before going to a strip club? We have some details you need to hear...
Has Scooby Doo characters reached a new low in their cartoon lives? It just may be the case... Listen and you can decide!
The FIVE WORST and LEAST SEXY LOOKS for Men... according to the Wall Street Journal and we will agree.
We always have some sexy recipes for you to try... if you haven't heard them then you should probably watch them instead of listen...
Check out https://www.youtube.com/live/_gYRnLITJVQ?feature=share
for all the glorious recipes.
Be sure to visit https://www.beansandweenieshow.com

Tonight we have a wonderful discussion about:
Vasectomy's
Mutilated Sex Dolls
Charlie Sheen's Hot Daughter
The very first American Roller Coaster
Candid conversation about the Headlines causing YOU to lose sleep
Jester, Spanky, and ShelbieJack give you their best Sexy Recipes.... Hot Stuff
It's always fun. It's always a little weird and definitely CRAZY!
 

We have a lot of FUN with Spanky's Return to the Studio!
Tina Turner's life and passing becomes an interesting topic. Just know that Spanky is wrong about everything!
We discuss and attempt to hold down stomach contents in regards to the WOKE WORLD! We jump on the bandwagon so...
Target, Sports Illustrated, Bud, and The North Face
are topics of conversation.
Join us for some SITCOM THEME SONG TRIVIA.
How well do you know your TV SHOW THEME SONGS...?
We journey to the far off land of Islamabad Pakistan for some very disturbing news about the DEAD!
We ask the question, "How bad do you want that HOT POCKET?" and society answered. Not a good answer but today's society lacks something... we think it's COMMON SENSE!
We think we found the next Annie Oakley... Just saying...
We WISH EVERYONE a SAFE and HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!
Thank YOU to all the veterans and ALL THE FAMILIES and FRIENDS OF VETERANS!