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The Dad Joke King is your home to sometimes funny dad jokes, parenting tips and other funny life advice hosted by The Real Kevin Richardson. The Dad Joke King Podcast is released every Wednesday morning to make your hump day just a little better.

In each episode you will find a mixture of dad jokes, parenting tips and funny life advice. Be sure to stick around at the end of each episode for the after show where you will find something a little different each week. www.DadJokeKing.com

The Dad Joke King Kevin Richardson

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The Dad Joke King is your home to sometimes funny dad jokes, parenting tips and other funny life advice hosted by The Real Kevin Richardson. The Dad Joke King Podcast is released every Wednesday morning to make your hump day just a little better.

In each episode you will find a mixture of dad jokes, parenting tips and funny life advice. Be sure to stick around at the end of each episode for the after show where you will find something a little different each week. www.DadJokeKing.com

    My Big Birthday Episode with Guest Dad Joke Tellers!

    My Big Birthday Episode with Guest Dad Joke Tellers!

    The Dad Joke King Episode 11...Intro...This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.
    Today's show is the birthday episode, that's right this is my birthday week, so I have birthday jokes. I also have several guests today telling a joke, and as always stick around for the after show.
    Joke one...My wife tole me to forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
    Joke two...I want you to know there's nothing better than the presence of friends and family on your birthday, except the presents from friends and family on your birthday.
    Dad Joke of the week...Seth London sent in this dad joke this week... Do you know why ducks are born depressed? Because they were born with bills.
    Dad Joke Medley... Birthday Edition....How do pickles celebrate birthdays? They relish them. You know what they say about more candles... a bigger with!I'm not old. I'm aged to perfection. Statistics show that whose who have the most birthdays live the longest. Why do we put candles on top of the birthday cake? it's too hard to put them on the bottom.Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you!My wife hired a clown for my birthday party. I told her thanks, I really do appreciate the jester. I was born a pessimist. My blood type is B negative. This whole birthday thing is getting old, don't you think?
    --------As promised I have several people that sent in dad jokes this week. There was a big response and some people sent in multiple jokes, so if you don't here all your jokes in this episode they will be on future episodes-----------
    Guest Joke Tellers (Listen to hear the joke)Jacob Bell - A bearKade West - CricketsDayna Thornburg - A dryerNiki Richardson - Will SmithKat Deford - The OfficeCole Thornburg - A skeletonNorah Buikstra - Oklahoma SucksDilan - A SpoilerMeghan Breinig - A Dad Joke
    Birthday Marriage Advice...The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once!
    Call to action...Your challenge this week is a shameless plug for you to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and buy me a cup of coffee by clicking on the yellow coffee cup at the bottom or by clicking the donate tab for my birthday. Don't worry, I like cheap $2 coffee.
    Outro...Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!
    Welcome to the After Show...Listen to the podcast to hear another joke and for me to talk about what I like on my birthday.
    Copyright 2022 Kevin Richardson

    • 10 min
    My Stolen Jacket, Golf, Rising Crime and a Joke From Bob W.

    My Stolen Jacket, Golf, Rising Crime and a Joke From Bob W.

    The Dad Joke King Episode 10...Intro...This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.
    In today's show, I have something to say to the person that stole my jacket, I also have a joke about golf and something to say about rising crime in the area. Then we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley, a little advice and a joke from Bob W. Stick around for the after show to hear a birthday announcement.
    Joke one...To the person on crutches that stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run!
    Joke two...Do you know why dads always carry an extra pair of socks when they play golf? Incase they get a hole in one.
    Dad Joke of the week...After a series of crimes in the area, the police reported they were looking for a lady with one eye. I told them they should start looking with both eyes.
    Dad Joke Medley...Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasteurized before you even see it. What do you call a bear who's lost all his teeth? A gummy bear. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field. I know they say money talks, but all mine says is 'goodbye.'The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast. The problem isn't obesity runs in my family. It's that no one runs in my family. A blind man walked into a bar... and a table... and a chair. Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that.
    A Joke From Bob W...My friend told me to meet him at the music store in 45, I met him there in 33. To me that's record speed.
    Advice...Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.
    Call to action...Your challenge this week is to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke just like Bob W. did. Be like Bob.
    Outro...Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!
    Welcome to the After Show...Listen to the podcast to hear about a birthday announcement for next week's episode.
    Copyright 2022 Kevin Richardson

    • 5 min
    My Daughter Kori Tells a Dad Joke! Bad News and More Bad News, Plus Married Life.

    My Daughter Kori Tells a Dad Joke! Bad News and More Bad News, Plus Married Life.

    The Dad Joke King Episode 9...Intro...This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.
    In today's show I have bad news about my hearing, I have more bad news about my job. To make myself feel better I do have a joke about my wife and dog. Then to cheer me up we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley, a parenting tip and a joke from my daughter. Oh yeah, stick around for the after show to hear about married life.
    Bad News...I do have bad news... I went to the doctor the other day and he tole me I was going deaf. It was hard to hear.
    More Bad News...And in other bad news... I just got fired today from my job at a calendar factory. They fired me for taking a couple of days off.
    Dad Joke of the week...My wife Niki asked me this evening if I had seen the dog bowl. I said no, I didn't know he could.
    Dad Joke Medley...When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted. How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. There's something about subtraction that doesn't add up. Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is? Towels!What do lawyers where to work? Law suits. How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!
    A Joke From Kori Richardson...What's black and read all over? A newspaper!
    Parenting Advice...A spinning ceiling fan will not support the weight of a child on a swing while your wife is having a girls night out. Trust me on this one.
    Call to action...Your challenge this week is to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke just like my daughter did because she felt sorry for me. You should feel sorry for me too. Yes you, because you haven't told me a dad joke yet, so go to dadjokeking.com and do it.
    Outro...Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!
    Welcome to the After Show...Listen to the podcast to hear about Married life.
    Copyright 2022 Kevin Richardson

    • 5 min
    France, Greece, St. Paddy's Day, The Police and the Best Parenting Tip of All

    France, Greece, St. Paddy's Day, The Police and the Best Parenting Tip of All

    The Dad Joke King Episode 8...Intro...This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.
    In today's show, I have a joke about France and Greece. I also have a joke about a cliff hanger. Then I've got a story about getting pulled over by the police. Then we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley, a Saint Paddy's Day joke and a parenting tip that you will not want to miss. Oh yeah, stick around for the after show to hear about Dr. O'Malley.
    French Fries...Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
    Cliff Hangers...You know what they say about cliff hangers...
    Dad Joke of the week...I got pulled over by the police today. He looked at my license and said your supposed to be wearing glasses. I said I have contacts. He said, I don't care who you know.
    Dad Joke Medley...?How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.Can February March? No, but April May.What did the baby corn ask mama corn? Where's my pop corn?I used to believe that all things pass-until I got stuck behind a school bus. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents. Two men walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have ducked.What do you call a guy who's had too much to drink? A cab.Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken.The trouble with getting to work on time is that it makes the day so long.
    Parenting Advice...One word...Alcohol!
    Call to action...Your challenge this week is to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke. Yes, I am speaking to YOU! Let me speak slower... tell...me...a...dad...joke.
    Knock Knock Joke
    Outro...Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!
    Welcome to the After Show...Listen to the podcast to hear if I found any money this past week and a joke about Doctor O'Malley.
    Copyright 2022 Kevin Richardson

    • 4 min
    I was Robbed at the Gas Station! The Oldest Hiker, Astronauts, and a Parenting Tip on getting your Child's attention.

    I was Robbed at the Gas Station! The Oldest Hiker, Astronauts, and a Parenting Tip on getting your Child's attention.

    The Dad Joke King Episode 7...Intro...This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.
    In Today's show, I have news about the oldest man to hike the Appalachian trail. I have jokes about astronauts and I have to share about being robbed at the gas station. Then we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley and a parenting tip you will not want to miss. Oh yeah, stick around for the after show to hear about how I helped a little girl.
    The Oldest Man...In today's news... an 83 year old man has become the oldest man to hike the Appalachian trail. He dedicated the hike to his wife that died a few miles back.
    Astronaut...Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.
    Dad Joke of the week...I was robbed at the gas station today. When the police officer arrived asked me if I knew who did it, I said yes, Pump #4
    Dad Joke Medley...If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know. What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar.What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.I failed math so many times in school, I can't even count.My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my food down.I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    Parenting Advice...If you are having trouble getting your child's attention. Do this... sit down and look comfortable. It works every time.
    Call to action...Your challenge this week is to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke. We have a growing community on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube and this podcast and I do want to hear from you.
    Outro...Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!
    Welcome to the After Show...Listen to the podcast to hear about a girl that was lucky to meet me this week....
    Copyright 2022 Kevin Richardson

    • 5 min
    A Dry Sense of Humor, Butter, Tacos, and a Parenting Tip About Monsters.

    A Dry Sense of Humor, Butter, Tacos, and a Parenting Tip About Monsters.

    In today's show, I have a joke about my dry sense of humor and a joke about butter. I also have a joke about tacos. Then we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley and a parenting tip that you will not want to miss.

    • 5 min

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