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The Expat Files: Living in Latin America Progressive Radio Network
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- Society & Culture
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3.8 • 132 Ratings
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Experienced Expat, John Mueller, tells what its really like for Americans to live, work, and/or retire down in Latin America.
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The Expat Files 7.26.24
#1- Apartment problems you should know about but won’t readily see:
#2- Saved by the trusty wet/dry vac:
#3- Pre-construction real estate deals:
Are they really good deals?
#4- Mini-split A/C units and tips to know about them:
#5- Monthly maintenance fees explained:
#6- How Latin American National Healthcare systems consistently fail Expat patients:
Today’s sad and tragic boots on the ground story…
#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":
The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com
#8- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:
bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com -
The Expat Files 7.21.24
#1- The “Gringo Advantage” and Argentina:
Nope, not much…
#2- Bidets: don’t knock em’ till you’ve tried em':
Don’t poo poo them just because their a French thing...
#3- Living in Latin America on $1500 a month:
#4- Middle-age dating facts to consider:
#5- Gringos, Expats and personal regrets:
#6- Do you have social media anguish?
#7- Gringo/Latina arm-candy relationships:
#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":
The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com
#9- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:
bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com
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The Expat Files 7.19.24
#1- The problem with cheap-ass skinflint Gringo Expats:
#2- The problem with moto delivery guys:
They're everywhere and here's what you need to know…
#3- When a gringo decides to live in a $200 a month apt in the barrio:
#4- The differences between deadbeat Latino dads versus deadbeat stateside dads:
#5- Strange Argentine facts you never knew:
#6- Latin American criminals and their luxury Miami homes:
#7- How come fatherless Latino kids so positively outshine their stateside counterparts in many ways?
#8- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":
The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com
#9- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:
bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com -
The Expat Files 7.14.24
#1- Why adjacent Latin country residents often claim Argentinios have an uppity air about them:
Could it be because even the lowly street urchins in Argentina avoid slang and speak proper Spanish?
#2- So then how do Argentines feel about other Latin country residents?
Let’s just say they are not forthcoming with complements…
#3- Why lonely lovelorn Gringos and Expats should tune into the new “Que Rico” podcast:
#4- Biden, Bidets and plumbing tips for your Latin American home or apartment?
#5- Facts about Latin men that north American Gringa ladies really need to consider:
#6- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":
The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com
#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:
bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com -
The Expat Files 7.12.24
#1- Argentina- the whitest country I've ever seen:
#2- Have you heard the term “papa sin sal”?:
It means uninteresting, no spark, no energy… like a potato without salt.
#3- The real estate situation in Argentina:
#4- Argentinians love dogs and hate pooper scoopers:
Keep your eyes down and beware of landmines, there’s poop everywhere!!!.
#5- Should Expats report crimes to the local cops or not?
#6- Divorce scars and expats -Part 2
#7- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":
The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com
#8- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:
bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com -
The Expat Files 7.7.24
#1- Latin America is chock full of real leather products and every Latino with dough wears the real stuff all the time:
If wearing animal products is against your religion you’d better not leave your comfortable cocoon, because if you visit south of the border you’ll be offended at every turn.
#2- A word about Argentine steakhouses:
In Buenos Aires, they really do have a top notch steakhouse on practically every corner. Soo..if eating animal products is against your religion you’d better not leave your comfortable cocoon, because if you visit Argentina you’ll be offended at every turn.
#3- The problem with trying to spend money in Argentina:
#4- Listen and find out why 99% of Argentine on the ground aren’t much excited by President Milei:
Hint: it isn’t because he hasn’t been doing wonders from day one…
#5- Just who’s been immigrating to Argentina lately?
#6- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":
The new edition for 2024 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com
#5- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:
bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com
Customer Reviews
One of my favorite podcast shows!
This expat is sarcastic, irreverent, informative and entertaining! But if you disagree, just don’t listen.
I don't need to know how you got out of a speeding ticket in Chitown
Please! Give me back that twenty mins!
Troglodyte venom
Those who have never travelled far from their parents basement may get their feelings hurt while listening to this show. If wokester listeners had the patients to listen to several episodes without getting “triggered”, they would find Johnny to be quite complimentary toward Latin people in general without blatantly ignoring the realities of life in South America.