The News Chew Benjamin Orr & Lou Olsen

This week, the guys discuss why Paramount is probably going to go out of business, a box of cookies that apparently warranted the bomb squad, a Russian teen who tried to impress for love, and Japan's most lazy invention yet.

This week, the guys discuss a follow-up involving a woman and her mother in a fridge, a Wisconsin ad that was "selling children", a Chinese man who bought iPhones for his dog, and one man who claimed his hamster looked like a "fat little pig."

This week, the guys discuss how America has upped the food ante on itself, how police officers rescued a kitten, a woman who spent $500 to save her goldfish, and the great penny spill in Delaware.

This week, the guys why a man punched a baby in the UK, how badly one Florida man regretted getting a tattoo, an Australian man who substituted car parts for kitchenware, and a man who ate a pepper so hot, he lost his hearing temporarily.