28 episodes

Classic films, novelized by TV comedy writers, & narrated by your favorite celebrities. This season, we're novelizing The Matrix, narrated by Rob Delaney, Matthew Mercer, Dan Savage, John Hodgman, June Diane Raphael, Scott Ackerman, Ophira Eisenberg, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and more! Plus interviews with the people who may or may not have worked on the original film! Check out our last two seasons: Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan, and Independence Day. © 2023-2024 Novelizers, LLC.

The Novelizers Stephen Levinson, @2024 Novelizers, LLC

    • Comedy
    • 4.4 • 36 Ratings

Classic films, novelized by TV comedy writers, & narrated by your favorite celebrities. This season, we're novelizing The Matrix, narrated by Rob Delaney, Matthew Mercer, Dan Savage, John Hodgman, June Diane Raphael, Scott Ackerman, Ophira Eisenberg, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and more! Plus interviews with the people who may or may not have worked on the original film! Check out our last two seasons: Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan, and Independence Day. © 2023-2024 Novelizers, LLC.

    Drew Ackerman - Sleep With Me Crossover - Matrix ch05

    Drew Ackerman - Sleep With Me Crossover - Matrix ch05

    The Matrix — Chapter 5

    A very special, very sleepy crossover episode with Drew Ackerman and the Sleep With Me podcast, the world's premiere podcast for falling asleep.

    Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get top TV comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to novelize it, and have a comedian or actor narrate. Plus interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film.

    The Novelizers is produced by Stephen Levinson, with Graham Douglas, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, Rob Kutner, and Suchetas Bokil. Music and additional editing by Cole Emoff. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠⁠⁠Knotts⁠⁠⁠. Reprise performed by Aimee Mann and ⁠⁠Paige Beller⁠⁠. 

    Special thanks to WYSO.

    The Novelizers is a work of parody, unauthorized by Warner Brothers.

    More info at thenovelizers.com. Follow The Novelizers on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠, and please donate to our ⁠Patreon⁠.

    Copyright 2024 Novelizers LLC.

    • 57 min
    Tom Scharpling, Ryan Barton, Kelsy Abbott - Matrix ch04

    Tom Scharpling, Ryan Barton, Kelsy Abbott - Matrix ch04

    The Matrix — Chapter 4

    Tom Scharpling (The Best Show with Tom Scharpling) narrates a scene from The Matrix novelized by Kelsy Abbott (Uncle Grandpa) plus an improv interview with Ryan Barton (Upright Citizens Brigade).

    Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, give each scene to a TV comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to novelize. Then we give those scenes to a comedian or actor to narrate. Plus interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film.

    The Novelizers is produced by Stephen Levinson, with Graham Douglas, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, Rob Kutner, and Suchetas Bokil. Music and additional editing by Cole Emoff. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠⁠Knotts⁠⁠. Reprise performed by ⁠Paige Beller⁠. 

    Special thanks to ⁠⁠WYSO⁠ radio⁠ in Yellow Springs, Ohio.

    The Novelizers is a work of parody, unauthorized by Warner Brothers.

    Follow The Novelizers on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠, and please donate to our ⁠Patreon⁠.

    Copyright 2024 Novelizers LLC.

    • 25 min
    Matt Mercer, Will Hines, Josh Lieb - Matrix ch03

    Matt Mercer, Will Hines, Josh Lieb - Matrix ch03

    Matt Mercer (Critical Role) narrates a scene from The Matrix novelized by Josh Lieb (The Daily Show, What We Do In the Shadows) plus improv legend Will Hines.

    Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, give each scene to a TV comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to novelize. Then we give those scenes to a comedian or actor to narrate. Plus interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film.

    The Novelizers is produced by Stephen Levinson, with Graham Douglas, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, Rob Kutner, and Suchetas Bokil. Music and additional editing by Cole Emoff. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠Knotts⁠. Reprise performed by Paige Beller. 

    Special thanks to ⁠WYSO radio⁠ in Yellow Springs, Ohio.

    The Novelizers is a work of parody, unauthorized by Warner Brothers.

    Follow The Novelizers on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠, and please donate to our ⁠Patreon⁠.

    Copyright 2024 Novelizers LLC.

    • 24 min
    David Javerbaum, Laura Krafft - Matrix ch02

    David Javerbaum, Laura Krafft - Matrix ch02

    The Matrix - Chapter 2

    David Javerbaum (The Tweet of God, An Act of God, The Daily Show) novelizes and narrates a scene from The Matrix, plus Laura Krafft (The Colbert Report, The Crazy Ones).

    Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, give each scene to a TV comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to novelize. Then we give those scenes to a comedian or actor to narrate. Plus interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film.



    The Novelizers is produced by Stephen Levinson, with Graham Douglas, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, Rob Kutner, and Suchetas Bokil. Music and additional editing by Cole Emoff. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠Knotts⁠. Reprise performed by Aimee Mann. 

    Special thanks to ⁠WYSO radio⁠ in Yellow Springs, Ohio.

    The Novelizers is a work of parody, unauthorized by Warner Brothers.

    Follow The Novelizers on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠, and please donate to our ⁠Patreon⁠.

    Copyright 2024 Novelizers LLC.

    • 28 min
    Rob Delaney, Chase Mitchell, Seth Morris - Matrix ch01

    Rob Delaney, Chase Mitchell, Seth Morris - Matrix ch01

    The Matrix - Chapter 1

    Rob Delaney (Catastrophe) narrates a scene from The Matrix novelized by Chase Mitchell (The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon) plus Seth Morris (Big Mouth, College Town Podcast).

    Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, give each scene to a TV comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to novelize. Then we give those scenes to a comedian or actor to narrate. Plus interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film.



    The Novelizers is produced by Stephen Levinson, with Graham Douglas, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, Rob Kutner, and Suchetas Bokil. Music and additional editing by Cole Emoff. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin and performed by Knotts. Reprise performed by Paige Beller. 

    Special thanks to Chris Karwowski and WYSO radio in Yellow Springs, Ohio.

    The Novelizers is a work of parody, unauthorized by Warner Brothers.

    Follow The Novelizers on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and TikTok, and please donate to our Patreon.

    Copyright 2024 Novelizers LLC.

    • 28 min
    Independence Day: Full Season

    Independence Day: Full Season

    Independence Day - the whole damn movie, novelized in one giant audiobook-style episode. Hear ID4 as you've never heard it before, as told by 20 comedy writers, and narrated by Will Forte, Chris Parnell, Beanie Feldstein, Tony Zaret, Craig Ferguson, Aparna Nancherla, Adam Pally, Andy Daly, Josh Johnson, Mae Whitman, Jon Wuster, David Pressman, Kevin Shinick, Jake Johnson, Vir Das, Paget Brewster, Maurice LaMarche, and James Urbaniak.



    And come back next week, when we launch Season 3 - The Matrix.

    • 4 hr 35 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
36 Ratings

36 Ratings

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Funny show

I have a lot of fun listening to this every week. Simple concept that only works with great execution from the writers and performers

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ZATARAINS!!!!!

You got me with that one.

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You’re gonna look really stupid walking down the street listening to this one

If you don’t want to look silly in public avoid this one because you’re going to be laughing uncontrollably and smiling ear to ear. These novelizations are just about the best kind of humor there is— really, really clever alternating with incredibly stupid and juvenile but with a very adept and snappy sense of timing only the pros like Andy’s pals can deliver like this. In a weird way, The Novelizers reminds me of the sleep podcast Sleep With Me which also has done reenactment/absurdly embellished recaps of Star Trek, TNG in that case. As usual, Andy does not disappoint. So check it out. In private though trust me

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