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The Planet Platypus Show is BACK with fresh New Commentary, Podcasts of Your Favorite Club Industry Events, Topics, SpitFire Parody Songs & Amazing Guest Stars! The Planet Platypus Show is proudly sponsored by Religion Tequila - 100% Organic Handcrafted Premium Tequila

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The Planet Platypus Podcast D.j. Platypus

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    • 5.0, 3 Ratings

The Planet Platypus Show is BACK with fresh New Commentary, Podcasts of Your Favorite Club Industry Events, Topics, SpitFire Parody Songs & Amazing Guest Stars! The Planet Platypus Show is proudly sponsored by Religion Tequila - 100% Organic Handcrafted Premium Tequila

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    Planet Platypus - One Industry (Rock The House Theme)

    Planet Platypus - One Industry (Rock The House Theme)

    Josh put together a "We are the World" Anthem for our Rock the House event. Take a listen.

    lyrics:
    I was devastated when I got the word
    Never did I think I'd get the news I heard

    Listen to the panic its a global epidemic and they said it would be better if we shut down to let it/ run its course
    and thoughts runnin through my mind/
    and the numbers keep on doubling they need more time/

    so we turn the music off and the lights went dim/
    and we all stayed home just to wonder when/ we can get this mother f****r up and running again/
    it's a daily struggle every day that none of us win/
    just a couple bucks in my bank till I'm busted/
    I listen to the media, man I cant trust it/
    at least I got my family/ and this industry that's always there for me/
    and even though we stuck we gon rock the house/
    and when it's all said and done I ain't got no doubt


    When it's time for the comeback
    We gon go so hard
    We greatest entertainers on the globe so we know that the show always must go on

    And when the lights start flashin
    And the girls start shakin they asses

    Everybody throw cash everybody raise a glass one industry strip club strong

    Bartenders slinging drinks by the thousands
    girls on a stage full of customers around it/
    all throwin money in the air make it rain/
    servers lighting up the bottles and we poppin champagne/

    it's a celebration cause we all made it/ a recharge after a long vacation/
    the entertainers are in hustle mode/ people sick of sittin home are now comin out in droves/
    and we throw the biggest party that the world has seen/
    and well bounce back better and we'll live the dream/
    cause the world needs something only we provide/ it's a formula that always stood the test of time/

    so the world is ready, we gon give em a show/
    and when that first beat drops everybody gon know/ that the strip clubs back and we here to stay/
    and no matter what they throw at us we find a way/

    I never knew my last shift would be the last shift/
    I would have worked harder tried to generate tips/

    for the ladies that take care of me and work so hard/ i know it isnt easy trying to do this job/
    I appreciate the love from my entertainers/ and I'll think twice next time I want to complain/
    and I just pray you're ok and we gon get through this/ I cant wait to play all the hottest new shit/

    a shame that mainstream doesnt accept us/ we get no help and they disrespect us/
    we get no love we dont get support/ unemployment we dont qualify it got me distraught/
    politicians never cared about the strippers with kids/
    but they quick to stick they face between a couple of t**s/
    and it's the same old story been that way forever/
    it's a long road ahead but we can make it together.

    When it's time for the comeback
    We gon go so hard
    We greatest entertainers on the globe so we know that the show always must go on

    And when the lights start flashin
    And the girls start shakin they asses

    Everybody throw cash everybody raise a glass one industry STRIP CLUB STRONG

    • 3 min
    Planet Platypus Show - Episode32

    Planet Platypus Show - Episode32

    The Boys are social distancing and talking about the new way of life in the Strip Club World. The owners of Hustler Club Baltimore the "Bass Brothers" join the show to talk about the current state of the business plus a round of "What Are You Binge Watching?" and the first ever Fantasy Strip Club Draft.
    It's good to be back in any capacity. We missed you guys. Stay Healthy!

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    • 1 hr 38 min
    Planet Platypus Show - Episode 31

    Planet Platypus Show - Episode 31

    The show starts out with Corona Virus talk. Is it affecting our Industry? The boys Interview Austin Tuttle who is a DJ in Rhode Island. Recently, Plat and Austin got in a heated debate on Facebook. Austin took fire from Plat but stood his ground. Josh buys furniture that makes his friends question his decision making abilities. Josh alos puts together the best Spitfire we've ever heard. Plat announces all of the details of the USA vs Canada contest at Tootsies Cabaret April 14th and 15th.

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    • 1 hr 28 min
    Planet Platypus Show - Episode 30

    Planet Platypus Show - Episode 30

    Josh and Plat reaveal plans for the 2020 EXPO. World Famous DJ Phenom (Edwin) from DJ City stops by and talks about the music industry, the future of streaming lists and working with Pitbull by managing the Globalization Channel on Sirius XM Satellite radio. The boys talk about life after the DJ Booth, the world of entertainment and future evolution of the Strip Club Industry.

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    • 1 hr 23 min
    Planet Platypus Show - Episode 29

    Planet Platypus Show - Episode 29

    Josh bought a motorcycle and learns to ride from Youtube. Is he going through a mid life crisis? Bobby talks about a recent health issue. We talk Strip Club News about the Stripper Falling off the pole Viral Video. Annie Lane and Plat tell sex stories... The Planet Platypus Show is proudly partnered with Religion Tequila. Religion Tequila is 100% Hand-Crafted Organic Premium Tequila

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    • 1 hr 25 min
    Planet Platypus Show - Episode 28

    Planet Platypus Show - Episode 28

    The Super Bowl came, saw and conquered Miami. Plat tells some stories about the busiest weekend ever. The Co Founder of Religion Tequila Jessey Lee stops by to talk tequila. The boys try to perform a J Balvin song. Lots of halftime show talk. #ReligionTequila #PlanetPlatypus

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    • 1 hr 16 min

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