The Ridiculousness Martin Day

Geoff Steel comes back to my studio and we chat about Geoff's last gig, Getting AIDS from a scotch egg, Being a quiz show host, Derren Brown is gay? Having witnesses, Zoos, Family, Vaginas, Noel Fielding, Shitting myself and some upcoming gigs! Hola!

Tannah drops back in for a chat about Lots of errs, ClitCast, Getting my glasses fixed, Consumer Psychology, Seasons Caribbean, Chicken, Having a dirty mind, Journey of the sperm, Nectar points, Nice food, Tomb Raider, Ronda Rousey, The odd boob, You got mad oral skills, Sexy stuff I used to get up to, What if we were the other sex, Having a nice room and Saggy slags! I'm comin' to git ya!

I get my buddy, Lloyd, back in to chat about Wank socks, Wanking techniques, Your an adult at 25, Facial hair, Lloyds hair, Die Hard, Kevin Smith, More than one way to pleasure a dog, Some people like to get shit on, Rick's dick, Fund raising for Red Nose Day, £3 for a coffee, Teeth, Joke, Oscar Pistorius, Killing people, Podcasts, Prison Architect, Robot Combat League and Doctor Who! Taking one for the team!

I get my very good friend, Chris, into my studio and we have a chat about David Mitchell, Angus Deayton, Cartoon films, Babe, Keanu Reeves, Playing snooker, Going clothes shopping, The Big Issue, £5 notes from cash machines, The financial world, “Have I got News for you,” Paul Merton, Monty Python, Being an actor, Odd contests when you were a teenager, Running a half marathon, Circumcision and The willy doctor! Boom Shanka!

It's valentines day muthafuckers and what better way to celebrate than with me and my girlfriend, covering such topics as Valentines Day, Being a cheap date, Saving my life, Growing up, Amsterdam, Cumming at Drakes, Fit Lads, Subincision Cumshots, Piercings, Back to Amsterdam, Amsterdamescape.com, Taking photo's, Montañita, Pharmacy signs, “Wreck it Ralph,” Knightmare, Kids, “The Truth About Cats and Dogs,” Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis, Ukulele, A.B.U.G, The Retreat, UFC in London, Funny Dewey Numbers, Geoff Steel, The Sheep Story, Fake Facebook Girlfriends, Monkey Dust, HMV, Cats, Steve Martin, Will.I.Am and Getting cats for lent! Cuddle up and spoon each other tonight!

I get past guest, xXPrettXx, back on Skype for a chat about Twitter, Youtube, iTunes and podcasts, Sponsorship, F*****g Twilight, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Meerkats, Dr. Who, Embarrassing Stories, Mario Kart, Netflix for games, Robots, Porn, Promises, Finding the time, Taylor Swift, Prett hurt his foot, Robots again, Hats and having a big head!