The Seth Williams Show

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Seth Williams is a longtime veteran of Cleveland Radio. For more than two decades, Williams has been a jack of all trades in Cleveland Radio. Finally, he ended up on Cleveland’s most popular radio show of the last 20 years, The Mike Trivisonno Show. Upon Trivisonno’s unexpected passing, Williams was dealt great turmoil from not only an unloyal company, but a major health situation that cost him a leg, but not his spirit. cmspn.substack.com

  1. Giant Balls, Thrown Ham & 100s of Korean Hookers!

    1D AGO

    Giant Balls, Thrown Ham & 100s of Korean Hookers!

    Seth and Chris kick off with the full Star-Spangled Banner, then dive straight into zero-filter chaos: Easter ham disasters, Sydney Sweeney’s upcoming ass-up OnlyFans scenes, wrestling dirt on Nick Nemeth and Hulk Hogan’s Netflix special, and Chris dropping the most unhinged military sex stories you’ll ever hear on a podcast. From Seth’s croquet-ball-sized medical nightmare and his wife chucking an $20 Easter ham in the trash because of bad instructions, to Chris confessing he banged hundreds of Korean hookers with zero protection during his Army days, this episode is pure CMS unhinged gold. They roast Jake Underwood’s health lectures, rave about Dave Landau’s new show, touch on the Iran mess, and finish with a live tour of Edwin’s restaurant with Tony Massaccio plus a custom Seth Williams anthem. Raw, funny, and zero apologies — exactly what you expect from The Seth Williams Show. ON THIS EPISODE: 00:00:06 - National Anthem & Show Banter00:02:54 - Greetings, Marcus Off, Rumble Strategy00:05:02 - “Talk About P***y” Text & Sydney Sweeney Euphoria Hype00:05:52 - Wrestling Talk: Nick Nemeth, TNA, Hulk Hogan Netflix Special00:08:18 - Easter Stories & AI Blow-Up Doll Graphics00:10:06 - Locals App Promo00:12:30 - Seth’s Ham Catastrophe: Wife Throws It in the Trash00:16:31 - Wifely Duties, Birth Control Jokes & Orthodox Easter00:17:53 - Jake’s Health Lectures & Weight Rant00:24:05 - Dave Landau’s “Stu & Dave Do America” Show00:26:46 - Iran Ceasefire Chaos & Middle East Politics00:30:05 - Blackout Coffee Ad00:40:12 - Chris Akin’s Korea Hooker Confessions (Hundreds, No Rubber)00:46:21 - Tony Massaccio Live at Edwin’s Restaurant Tour00:58:40 - Custom Seth Williams Anthem Outro This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 2m
  2. Does The Botched Artemis 2 Launch Prove That NASA's 1969 Moon Landing Was The Ultimate Industrial Lie?

    APR 2

    Does The Botched Artemis 2 Launch Prove That NASA's 1969 Moon Landing Was The Ultimate Industrial Lie?

    Stop waiting in line and get instant access to every show, advance interviews, and exclusive bonus content for just $4.99 at https://classicmetalshow.locals.com. Is your life being managed by a script you didn’t write? From the suspicious timing of “new variants” to the sudden explosion of massive data centers in the Ohio heartland, the pieces of a much larger puzzle are starting to fit together. Seth and Chris tear into the reality of a world that feels increasingly like a simulation designed to keep you compliant. Don’t just sit there—get on the inside before the shutters go down for good. 👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com FEATURED ON THIS EPISODE: * THE LUNAR HOAX: Why NASA’s “test runs” in 2026 make the 1969 landing look like a Hollywood soundstage production. * THE SURVEILLANCE GRID: The truth behind the massive data centers popping up in Ohio and their link to AI control. * LOCKDOWN 2.0: Deep-diving into the “Cicada” variant and why the “6-foot rule” was always a psychological experiment. * THE AI REPLACEMENT: Which industries are about to be wiped off the map by 2027 and how to stay valuable. THE SETH SHOW MALL 🔥 SPONSOR GEAR: * Van Halen F.U.C.K. Box Set: https://amzn.to/4l600Lh * Black Sabbath 70-75 Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIg * Metallica LOAD Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4fjGnOw 📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT: * Cause & Effect Metallica: https://amzn.to/4fjrLzN 🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH: * CMS Hail and Snore Pillow: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/hail-and-snore-pillow (As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) STANDARD CAP FOOTER * Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakin * Substack (Audio Feed): * Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks * Saturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 2m
  3. Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

    MAR 25

    Why is Don Jamieson the Last National Act to Play This Iconic Club?

    Seth Williams and Chris Akin aren’t here to play by the rules or read from a corporate script. In this raw, unedited session, the guys are joined by special guest and comedian Don Jamieson to pull back the curtain on the “death” of the legendary Funny Stop. Between Seth’s “swollen ball syndrome” updates and the arrival of restaurant reporter Tony Musachio from the new and improved SHOOTERS, this is the high-octane chaos the mainstream media is too terrified to broadcast. If you want the truth from a comedy veteran who has seen it all, you’re in the right place.👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com 👉 Get Don Jamieson’s HELL BENT FOR LAUGHTER Here: https://amzn.to/3NBSfClFeatured On This Episode:Special Guest Don Jamieson: The comedy vet discusses being the final national headliner at the Funny Stop.The Death of Local Comedy: Don Jamieson breaks down the reality of closing iconic rooms.The “Gateway Band” Theory: Don and the guys debate how to indoctrinate friends into Death Metal.The Great Podcast Wars: Why some creators, including former partners, are more interested in drama than jokes.Tony Musachio’s Kitchen Tour: A live look at the “new and improved” Shooters in the Flats.🔥 SPONSOR GEAR:Black Sabbath Sabotage Box: https://amzn.to/45gHgDcRatt Atlantic Years Box: https://amzn.to/4m0HxkNDream Theater 93-99: https://amzn.to/43I4br5📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT:...And Other Things I Should Not Say...: https://amzn.to/48v3YVf🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH:CMS iPhone Tough Case: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.)Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakinSubstack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocksSaturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 4m
  4. Was the St. Patrick’s Day Meteor a Secret Weapons Test Over Ohio?

    MAR 18

    Was the St. Patrick’s Day Meteor a Secret Weapons Test Over Ohio?

    The world is getting weirder by the hour, and most of you are just watching the “Cavaliers game” while the foundation of the country is being dismantled. Seth and Chris dive into the deep end today, questioning why we are more concerned with political optics than the actual life-and-death consequences of industry lies. From the “vaccine” debate that just got Seth banned from YouTube in 35 seconds to the terrifying reality of what’s actually coming across our borders, this isn’t the script you’ll hear on the evening news. We’re pulling back the curtain on the “expert” class and asking the questions they’ve deemed illegal to answer. 👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com FEATURED ON THIS EPISODEThe 35-Second Ban: Why the mere mention of vaccine research triggers immediate censorship on major platforms. The “Operation Warp Speed” Betrayal: Seth’s brutal take on why even his “MAGA” allies are wrong about Trump’s medical legacy. The 7-Ton Near Miss: A massive meteor just shook Northeast Ohio, and the lack of warning should terrify you. The DMZ Reality Check: Chris explains why America is the most “lax” nation on earth compared to the rest of the civilized world. 🔥 SPONSOR GEAR: Van Halen 76-92 Collection: https://amzn.to/4oaeFqr Black Sabbath 70-75 Box Set: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIg Ghost Papa Emeritus IV Funko: https://amzn.to/4fk5sJr 📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT: ...And Other Things I Should Not Say...: https://amzn.to/48v3YVf 🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH: CMS Hail and Snore Pillow: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/hail-and-snore-pillow (As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakin Substack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks Saturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 5m
  5. Will Seth’s Desperation Drive Him To Radical Solutions?

    MAR 11

    Will Seth’s Desperation Drive Him To Radical Solutions?

    Seth Williams is back, and he’s carrying a weight—literally—that would break a lesser man. After a month of silence, the truth about his “ball region” comes to light, and it’s a medical nightmare that sounds like a dark comedy sketch. If you think you’ve had a bad week, wait until you hear about the driveway disaster that nearly ended in a rural hostage situation. 👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com Featured On This Episode: - The “Watermelon” Medical Mystery: Five weeks of swelling that doctors can’t (or won’t) fix.- The Driveway From Hell: Why an ice cream delivery turned into a two-hour mud-trap nightmare.- Fear Factor Realism: Chris explains why Johnny Knoxville’s new era is the only thing worth watching.- The “Seth Rule”: Why amusement parks might need a new weight—and girth—requirement. 🛒 The CAP Mall Black Sabbath 70-75: https://amzn.to/4oUeEIg Metallica LOAD Vinyl: https://amzn.to/4fjGnOw Def Leppard Pyromania 40th: https://amzn.to/46AhFaB 📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT: Call Me Chris: https://amzn.to/4aFj8Ni 🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH: CMS iPhone Tough Case: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/iphone-tough-case-1451 (As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakin Substack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks Saturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

    57 min
  6. Will This Disastrous Medical Mystery End Seth’s Radio Career Forever?

    MAR 4

    Will This Disastrous Medical Mystery End Seth’s Radio Career Forever?

    Seth Williams finally returns to the microphone, but the man you hear isn’t the same one who left. After a month of silence and a “murder scene” in his own bathroom, the reality of his recovery is more twisted and graphic than anyone imagined. Why did the doctors leave him with more questions than answers while his life hung in the balance? You won’t believe the “equipment” he’s forced to use just to survive a standard broadcast. 👉 JOIN THE VIP INNER CIRCLE: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com Featured On This Episode: - The Bathroom Bloodbath: The exact moment Seth’s leg “popped off” and changed everything. - Medical Malpractice or Incompetence? Why three different doctors couldn’t explain a “watermelon-sized” problem. - The $310 Shakedown: How the corporate health system punishes you for being unable to walk. - DIY Surgery: The terrifying reason Seth considered taking a steak knife to his own body. - The “Big Baller” Strategy: Testing out Amazon’s most questionable medical “suspension kits”. 🔥 SPONSOR GEAR: Van Halen F.U.C.K. Box Set: https://amzn.to/4l600Lh Black Sabbath Sabotage Box: https://amzn.to/45gHgDc Ghost Papa Emeritus IV Funko: https://amzn.to/4fk5sJr(As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.) 📚 CHRIS AKIN’S VAULT: Cause & Effect Motley Crue: https://amzn.to/4fx0RzB 🛒 OFFICIAL MERCH: CMS All Black Mug: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/the-cms-all-black-mug Cameo (Custom Video): https://www.cameo.com/chrisakin Substack (Audio Feed): Follow on X: https://www.x.com/cmsrocks Saturday Night Live: THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is Live Saturdays 9pm-3am EST on Rumble/Locals. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 2m
  7. SYDNEY SWEENEY’S SYRN CALL & THE BROWNS’ EPIC FAIL!

    JAN 29

    SYDNEY SWEENEY’S SYRN CALL & THE BROWNS’ EPIC FAIL!

    Has the world officially gone crazy or is it just Cleveland? We’re breaking down Sydney Sweeney’s massive new lingerie launch that’s already selling out, and then we’re losing our minds over the Browns hiring Todd Munkin while letting Jim Schwartz walk away. From the “Siren” website to the “Bridge Hire” theories, we’re covering the hottest news and the coldest takes in sports. Don’t forget to share and follow for more! Check out Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion! SPONSOR: Dokken - The Elektra Albums On Vinyl - https://amzn.to/4l4JISZ Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE: Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq Want more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms. We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com You can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. #SydneySweeney, #Browns, #NFL, #CERN, #Siren, #JimSchwartz, #ToddMunkin, #Cleveland, #Podcast, #MetalShow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 8m
  8. Hollywood's Dark Secrets and the Chaos in the Streets!

    JAN 22

    Hollywood's Dark Secrets and the Chaos in the Streets!

    Are these “peaceful” protesters actually just lawbreakers looking for clout? Today, Seth and Chris tackle the insane footage of protesters swarming cars, the strange strategic value of buying Greenland, and the disturbing pattern of scandals coming out of Hollywood. We’re breaking down why society feels so upside down right now and why some people just can’t handle a simple debate anymore. Hit that share button and follow us for more unfiltered truth! Get Rumble Premium at https://rumble.com/premium.Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion!SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE. Use Promo Code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your next purchase!Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWant more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms.We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com You can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium. NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#HollywoodSecrets, #ProtestChaos, #TrumpGreenland, #Unfiltered, #SethWilliamsShow, #ChrisAkin, #SocialCommentary, #Anarchy, #FreedomOfSpeech, #StreetProtests This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

    1h 3m
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Seth Williams is a longtime veteran of Cleveland Radio. For more than two decades, Williams has been a jack of all trades in Cleveland Radio. Finally, he ended up on Cleveland’s most popular radio show of the last 20 years, The Mike Trivisonno Show. Upon Trivisonno’s unexpected passing, Williams was dealt great turmoil from not only an unloyal company, but a major health situation that cost him a leg, but not his spirit. cmspn.substack.com

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