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There was a time when men had other children and families without having to apologize to their wives and significant others on Beyonce's internet. Tristen Thompson makes it clear that time has come and gone. The vax vs. anti-vax conversation is reaching new heights and Joe Rogan is leading the charge. How free is free speech when Karen's are threatening to shoot up school boards? Hypothetically of course. Are you giving your man your whole paycheck and getting an "allowance" in return? All of this and so much more on this episode. The Team is back for 2022 with all of the shenanigans. Indulge!

The Team is back and boy do we have updates! We talk about our #Growth during the hiatus and whether or not we've grown as much as Common's list of ex-girlfriends or Tristan Thompson's number of L's. Also, anyone ever heard of NFTs? Sounds familiar but doesn't ring a bell. *insert sarcasm here* Either way, "Pandemic O" breaks down what it is and why you absolutely don't want to be left behind. And although we continue to progress as a society, for some reason little boys having kitchen sets is why we can't rise up as a people. We discuss all things, Will, Jada, and King Richard (and that petition). Join us! So glad to be back!

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Well, there you have it folks. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the Presidential election and the Team got the results hours before recording. 45 is still refusing to concede but we're going to keep moving this train along because...who is dude? Somebody come get ya mans. We jumped right into how this changes the country, the black girl magic that keeps saving you mortals from imminent doom, and whether or not Ice Cube just needs to go ahead and eat crow. After a small hiatus, thanks for sticking with us guys. Enjoy!

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Whether you are into chicken and waffles or sweet potato pie, the next Verzuz is about to be lit! The Team unpacks Patti LaBelle and Gladys Knight going head to head, Trollmar's favorite family ending after 20 seasons, and Tyler Perry shooting 19 episodes of 'Bruh' in just four days. Bruh. We also discuss the greatness that is Chadwick Boseman and how he was taken far too soon. Also, did you know being OBSESSED with a celebrity has an official name? Listeners, meet Parasocial Relationship. Parasocial Relationship, meet our listeners. Enjoy the foolery.

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Somehow we've made it through another week of this death spiral we call a pandemic. However, the T3 Team did not shy away from bringing the energy on the headlining news! Somehow Cardi B shocked us all *gasp* with a video we've kind of already seen before but we're definitely madder now. More mad? *shrugs* And if that wasn't enough of a shocker, Joe "You Ain't Black" Biden hit us with his VP running mate, Senator Kamala Harris. The woke warriors are not too thrilled about this choice so we had to unpack it! Also, have you heard of "Wokefishing"? Well, it's real. Indulge. (Sidenote - Have you ever thought about multiple streams of income?)

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#DirtyFamilies and #StinkyKids! The T3 Team somehow began this discussion on whether or not cleanliness is a luxury. With pheromones being a real thing when it comes to attraction, are all the soaps, perfumes, and lotions disrupting the human mating process? We discuss exchanging your "body count list", the "hoe phase", conspiracy theories, and the apparent deadbeat parents not getting a stimulus check. We also offer tips to those quarantining #SoloDolo and how to get through the isolation without losing connection. Indulge!

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