This Gun in My Hand Robert Thomas Northrup

Falk walks close to the edge of crass commercialism, then gets pushed over the line. Do you have hat-related powers? Did someone steal your hat when you were young? Does it have something to do with drumming? Listen to find out! Violent Vacation with Peruvian Guns, episode 103 of This Gun in My Hand, was crocheted by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. What keeps my ears warm? This Gun in My Hand! For a limited time, a few items of This Gun in My Hand merchandise are available on ebay. Give me your money! Show Notes: 1. Violent Vacation with Peruvian Nuns was a tape released by the UK skate/thrash band The Stupids in 1986. In the village where I grew up (literally, legally a “village”), I was not on the cutting edge of knowledge about hardcore punk. The only radio stations within range were top 40, oldies or country, except for a freeform college radio station from Ann Arbor. When my family took a month long road trip in maybe summer 1988, we stopped a few days in San Diego. I might have passed over this tape at the swap meet, never heard of The Stupids before, but the cover had a cartoon of a twitching guy in a wheelchair by Don Martin. Great music, problematic pseudonyms and album titles, probably problematic lyrics but who can understand what Brits are singing? And I bet they used the cartoon without paying Don Martin or Mad Magazine. Rascals! Credits: The opening and middle transitional music clips were from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals. Sound Effect Title: footsteps cellar.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/gecop/sounds/545030/ Sound Effect Title:Body fall_02.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/Adam_N/sounds/346694/ Sound Effect Title: Gun Fire By GoodSoundForYou License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/1998-Gun-Fire.html Sound Effect Title: 38 Caliber Gun Shot 5x Recorded by Mike Koenig License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/375-38-Caliber-Gun-Shot-5x.html Music for commercial is from the 1938 public domain cliffhanger serial Flash Gordon’s Trip to Mars, Chapter 10. The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the public domain cover of Railroad Stories (July 1937), by Emmett Watson.

A boy stumbles into the world of vice, from pennies to billiards to pinball. Will Falk rescue him in time? Why couldn't you become a jazz singer? Listen to find out! Fievel Getcha Ten, episode 102 of This Gun in My Hand, was diced and pinned by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. What are my stakes when I’m betting? This Gun in My Hand! Show Notes: 1. Toon: The Cartoon Role-Playing Game by Greg Costikyan and Warren Spector includes “Chutzpah” as a character attribute. 2. The text for the fake commercial for Benzedrine Sulfate, not counting the disclaimer at the end, is taken almost verbatim from a print ad in California Western Medicine, Volume 62 (April 1945). https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2377281/ Credits: The opening and some of the middle music clips were from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Other music surrounding commercials came from the public domain film The Scar (aka Hollow Triumph, 1948). Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals. Sound Effect Title: Old Rotary Phone Ringing - Western Electric Bell 500 phone License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/mycompasstv/sounds/456433/ Sound Effect Title: old pinball.wav By mapleleaf License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 https://freesound.org/people/mapleleaf/sounds/34730/ Sound Effect Title: Classic Pinball Gameplay By theshaggyfreak License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 https://freesound.org/people/theshaggyfreak/sounds/404144/ Sound Effect Title: sw_phone_hangup.wav By jppi_Stu License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 https://freesound.org/people/jppi_Stu/sounds/189727/ Music title: Requiem in D minor, K. 626 - III. Sequence - Lacrymosa (For Piano - Liszt) Performed by Markus Staab Composed by Mozart, arranged by Liszt? License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://musopen.org/music/43683-requiem-in-d-minor-k-626/ The image accompanying this episode is a modified version of the public domain cover of Easy Money, Volume 1, Number 2 (May 1936), by Charles McCann.

A noisy day at the park, when suddenly–it’s oh so quiet. Gunshots are muffled. Wrestling grunts are barely audible. Can Falk restore order to the soundscape? Why does that bearded guy’s costume include wings? Listen to find out! World of Whispers, episode 101 of This Gun in My Hand, was breathed out by Rob Northrup. All episodes are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. What keeps people quiet? This Gun in My Hand! Show Notes: 1. One of my earliest radio plays was a group project for Creative Writing class in high school, probably 1989. My friends Jeff, Julian and I wrote a script parodying Star Trek, cobbled together from jokes we had probably absorbed reading Mad Magazine. Only five or ten minutes long, we recorded it on tape and played it in class. I’m not sure why Mr. Groesser apologized to the class afterwards, maybe because of the bad language like “Damn!” or “Bloody Hell!” At one point Jeff did the voice of a vendor at a baseball game, calling out, “peaNUTS! Popcorn!” maybe to hint at how large the ship is. I tried to recreate his delivery here. When Julian’s girlfriend heard the tape, she asked what girl we had cast for the voice of Uhura. She wouldn’t believe I had done it. No effects software to raise the pitch, I did it all in the delivery. 2. Whispering Wind and Blessed Day (aka Muckbang, aka Peatboom) first appeared in episode 60, “Hush, Sweet Zildjian.” https://archive.org/details/tgimh-60-hush-sweet-zildjian Credits: The opening music clip was from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals. Sound Effect Title: Park ambience - mostly birds License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/Mafon2/sounds/274175/# Sound Effect Title: Organ_grinder_paris1.aiff, Organ_grinder_paris2.aiff By milo License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://freesound.org/people/milo/sounds/36155/ https://freesound.org/people/milo/sounds/36156/ Sound Effect Title: kids_playing_oct2020.WAV License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/wjoojoo/sounds/540466/ Music Title: Hail to the Spirit of Liberty Composed by John Philip Sousa Performed by The United States Marine Band License: Public Domain https://musopen.org/music/43782-hail-to-the-spirit-of-liberty/ Sound Effect Title: Machine gun.wav By CGEffex License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/101962/ Sound Effect Title: lancaster bomber.wav By confusion_music License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 https://freesound.org/people/confusion_music/sounds/103439/ Sound Effect Title: Explosion 2 License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/ZoshP/sounds/541795/ Sound Effect Title: Kicking/Forcing/Breaking Wooden Door License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/160213/ Sound Effect Title: footsteps cellar.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/gecop/sounds/545030/ Sound Effect Title: S20-30 Pistol shots with silencer.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/675677/ Sound Effect Title: Silenced Gun Firing - gunshots License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/fireballuke/sounds/166493/ Sound Effect Title: clang.wav By kwahmah_02 License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://freesound.org/people/kwahmah_02/sounds/253974/ Sound Effect Title: R09-75-Series of Falls on Wooden Floor.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/483233/ Sound Effect Title: Metal hit with dull ringouts By Artninja License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 https://freesound.org/people/Artninja/sounds/717721/ Sound Effect Title: Ambien

Celebrating 100 years of Parabellum City, The City That Never Misses! Will Falk survive? Will Petra? Was your lack of a nickel the final nail in her coffin? Listen to find out! Parabellum City Passes a C-Note, episode 100 of This Gun in My Hand, was founded and passed by Rob Northrup -- who would like to remind you that This Gun in My Hand is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual events, places, financial instruments or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialogue. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. What will I use to get a message to the bank? This Gun in My Hand! Show Notes: 1. The history of Parabellum City is inspired by the founding of Jacksonberg, aka Jacksonopolis, aka Jackson, aka Jacktown, aka Rose City, aka Prison City. They’re not meant to be the same. Parabellum City is bigger. Jackson is not what I’d call a toddlin’-class town. 2. Fruity ad inspired by “He Was Her Man” (Merrie Melodies, 1936). Content warning: the domestic violence they got away with in 1936 cartoons is unreal. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x60u9yo  3. Wikipedia says “In some cities in the Netherlands, Belgium, and Germany, the key to the city is given to the so-called 'prins carnaval' who leads the carnivals which take place the week prior to Septuagesima.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_the_City#Key_to_the_City  Credits: The opening music was from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals. Sound Effect Title: S18-25 Rifle shots battle.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/675666/ Sound Effect Title: Gun Fire By GoodSoundForYou License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/1998-Gun-Fire.html Sound Effect Title: Real Colt 45 M1911 (shot) By Carmelomike License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://freesound.org/people/Carmelomike/sounds/255216/ Sound Effect Title: Park ambience - mostly birds License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/Mafon2/sounds/274175/# Sound Effect Title: R02-06-Medium Crowd Applause.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/480682/  Sound Effect Title: G30-69-Outdoor Crowd Walla.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/438429/ Sound Effect Title: G28-27-Crowd Fast Walla Applause.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/438387/ Sound Effect Title: Microphone feedback.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/JavierSerrat/sounds/470111/ Sound Effect Title: footsteps cellar.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/gecop/sounds/545030/ The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the public domain cover of Key Comics Number 3, Winter 1945, art by Walter Johnson.

Can Falk pin the corrupt boss of Parabellum City’s professional wrestling organization? Why is the crowd so quiet? Do frogs really stay in a pot of water if you turn up the heat gradually? Listen to find out! Rats in a Cage Match, episode 99 of This Gun in My Hand, was slammed into a turnbuckle by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. How do I pin a person to the mat? With This Gun in My Hand! Show Notes: 1. I was going to insert a sample of “Hey Murgatroyd, let’s go-o-oo!” from “Jam On It” by Newcleus, but I couldn’t isolate the vocal from the not-very-1939 music. 2. Falk might be thinking of the Wallace Beery wrestling picture Flesh (1932). 3. Don Knotts would count as an animal shapeshifter in The Incredible Mister Limpet (1964), right? I watched the full movie last night because that’s the level of commitment I bring to researching this show. 4. Regina slips up when she says, “I already said the episode title…” proving that she is really Petra! but Falk misses it. Credits: The opening music clip was from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950). The music clip during the commercial was from The Scar (1948, aka Hollow Triumph). The closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), all three films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals. Sound Effect Title: footsteps cellar.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/gecop/sounds/545030/ Sound Effect Title: G39-09-Boxing Fight Bell.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/438626/ Sound Effect Title: bustle in the pub License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/organicmanpl/sounds/403285/ Sound Effect Title: R07-18-Light Cheering and Crowd Noise.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/486213/ Sound Effect Title: R07-05-Crowd at Sporting Event.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/486205/ Sound Effect Title: R07-27-Sporting Event with Steady Cheers.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/486214/ Sound Effect Title: R07-03-Whistling and Cheering.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/486204/ Sound Effect Title: ginger19.wav By lyjia License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 https://freesound.org/people/lyjia/sounds/84659/ Sound Effect Title: R27-20-Small Crowd Gasps.wav License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/480774/ The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of a panel from the public domain comic G.I. Joe, Number 14 (October 1951) from Ziff-Davis Publications. Artist unknown, pencils and inks might be by Carmine Infantino and Frank Giacoia.

What happens when Falk gets stuck in a screwball comedy? Can Falk weed out the humans from the androids? Do androids dream of His Girl Friday? Listen to find out! Do Androids Dream of His Girl Friday? , episode 98 of This Gun in My Hand, was manufactured not by the Tyrell Corporation but by Rob Northrup, using dialogue from the 1940 public domain film His Girl Friday, which was adapted from the 1928 public domain play The Front Page. The part of Walter Burns was played by Cary Grant, with Rosalind Russell as Hildy Johnson and Ralph Bellamy as Bruce Baldwin. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. How do I survive a screwball comedy? With This Gun in My Hand! Show Notes: 1. The 1940 film His Girl Friday was adapted from a 1928 stage play titled The Front Page, both in the public domain. Dialogue in this episode was taken from His Girl Friday. (Link below.) It’s excellent but has (CONTENT WARNING) the kind of racism and sexism you might expect in a 1940 film. There’s also a one hour Lux Radio Theater adaptation starring Fred MacMurray and Claudette Colbert; a Screen Guild Theater radio adaptation starring Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell squeezed down into a half hour; and an even more offensive, grittier 1970 film of The Front Page starring Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon. And there’s a 1931 film version of The Front Page which I have yet to watch. https://archive.org/details/his_girl_friday Credits: The opening music clip was from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), with transitional music from His Girl Friday (1940) and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), all films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals. The two women saying “pixielated” were from the Campbell Playhouse radio adaptation of “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town,” broadcast February 11, 1940, public domain.  Sound Effect Title: bustle in the pub License: Public Domain https://freesound.org/people/organicmanpl/sounds/403285/ Sound Effect Title: teletype_medium_speed.wav By stratcat322 License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://freesound.org/people/stratcat322/sounds/169259/ The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of a promotional photo by A. L. Schafer for the 1940 film His Girl Friday showing Cary Grant, Rosalind Russell and Ralph Bellamy sitting next to each other. Superimposed over Ralph Bellamy’s face is the robot from The Phantom Creeps (1939) from another promotional photo (photographer unknown).