122 episodes

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

Three Bean Salad Three Bean Salad

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 338 Ratings

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

    Gameshows

    Gameshows

    Allison of Penistone has the beans talk about gameshows this week and by gum they don’t disappoint. Or do they? Why not play the ultimate game of chance and find out? Simply “Spin That Bean!”* and you could stand to win the best part of an hour of lukewarm banter.*conceptual bean only. Sorry. You’ll need to click the link as per.

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    • 50 min
    Libraries

    Libraries

    It is said that there as many books in the libraries of the world as there are atoms in a book (although not sure which book. Actually that doesn’t make sense given the variation in the size of books. Perhaps it was in a grain of sand. Or is that the thing about there being the same number of stars in the sky as grains of sand in a beach. But which beach? West Wittering is massive. Actually forget it). Freya of Bremen has chosen libraries for this week’s topic so for once can we all just ruddy well put those phones away and read a bleeding novel?!
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    • 1 hr 3 min
    Eggs

    Eggs

    A brand new series kicks the talon of lukewarm banter through the paper-thin shell of rules before squawking truth bombs from the beak of freedom and watching its unhatched siblings being gathered by the smallholder of something else and incorporated into a pretty decent ham and cheese omelette. That’s right, thanks to Katie of Hull, the first topic of the first of episode of series 13 is eggs.

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    • 58 min
    Non-episode caretaker abeyance-isode

    Non-episode caretaker abeyance-isode

    No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until June).

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    • 10 min
    Farming

    Farming

    This week the beans doff their Harris Tweed flap caps to Chrissie of Bremen whose topic suggestion of farming has slipped out of the bean machine’s birth canal, glistening with the lukewarm goo of banter before landing softly on the (also lukewarm) straw of compelling, independent broadcasting and bleating with the timbre of nature’s very own promotional jingle. The beans shall return come the radish harvest (June).

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    • 1 hr 18 min
    Wine

    Wine

    The Industrial Revolution, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the debut performance of “Wang Dang Doodle” by Howlin’ Wolf, the wedding of Jérôme d'Ambrosio and Eleonore von Habsburg, The Black Death. What do these things have in common? All of them took place within spitting distance of some quantity of wine probably. No wonder then that Charlie of St. Louis has selected wine as this week’s topic for the beans - served lukewarm.

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    • 1 hr 9 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
338 Ratings

338 Ratings

brentnospg ,

Great joyful fun

These guys are a joy to listen to. Fun and funny. Found through recommendation on Dream Factory podcast. I m so glad. These three beans are just what we need in this world!

Swiss Alp Texas Bean ,

Oh dear

I may be more like H. Paker than is comfortable.

duluthten ,

Pointless but essential

Best thing from England since Dickens

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