Trump’s Taco Tuesday Fiasco

This episode’s a glorious trainwreck of random clips—think of it as a mixtape from hell, narrated by two sarcastic bastards who’ve had it up to here with the world’s stupidity.  

First off, Some little fucker shits the bed—literally—mistaking a giant fart for a whoopsie-daisy in his pants. Classic kid logic: “Nothing, nothing, OH SHT!” 

Meanwhile, some jackass waxes poetic about a Trans-Am and screwing up life’s golden rules—because nothing says “I’m a winner” like offending everyone and calling it a process. 

Then Kanye, the artist formerly known as sane, drops porn on X like it’s a mixtape nobody asked for. Genius or attention-whore? You decide, but we’re leaning toward “douchebag with a Wi-Fi connection.”  

Enter Big Booty Latina Guy, the border’s thick-thighed savior, yelling “Protect the curves!” while deportation looms. 

Trump and Elon fake a Joe Rogan sesh, farting their way through policy—because nothing screams leadership like Elk-steak gas and a “warmest farts” flex. 

Over at Disney, the Plus-Sized Park Hoppers steal burgers and call it a win, proving obesity’s a team sport. And don’t miss the quarter-hour dipsh*t who thinks 15 minutes is a currency conspiracy, or the college grad who swears “D-river” isn’t a word—someone get her a dictionary and a clue, stat! 

It’s a dumb, ride through the clips that make you wonder: “How the hell are we still a species?” Tune in, laugh your ass off, and thank God you’re not this stupid. 

Or are you?  Go Deep