We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives Podcast Christy Gomez & Summer Moran

In this episode, Bree pursues her AA sponsor while Lynette prepares a deposition in the Van De Kamp emancipation case, Gaby and Carlos learn that the baby they want to adopt has a father, and Susan and Karl are caught red-handed by Edie.
Summer and Christy talk wedding day mishaps, not-so-stranger danger, and pitching another future show starring Dr. Ron.
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Gabby and Carlos are courting a woman for her baby, Lynette is judging another mother in the office, Bree is blacking out at a department store in the middle of the day, and Susan has 3 men fighting over her.

Christy and Summer talk the Mets, Memorial Day weekend, a new business proposal, and go on a lot of tangents this ep.

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In this episode, Susan gets her splenectomy and a crazy love note from Dr. Ron, Gaby and Carlos try to adopt a baby, Bree refuses to buy her entitled son a car, and Lynette deals with Tom feeling emasculated AGAIN.
Summer and Christy discuss the latest Wicked trailer, the fully conscious baby, TV recaps and flashbacks, Osama, and more.
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In this episode, Susan and Karl agree to commit insurance fraud, Gaby's mom offers to be a surrogate for her and Carlos, Lynette has babysitter issues and pawns her kids off on alcoholic Bree.
Summer and Christy discuss international travel, the Sherman Oaks middle school fair, small men, and much more!
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We're back!!! sorry for missing a week - blame Summer's illness.
Bree investigates the Applewhites, Lynette deals with obnoxious male office antics, Susan commits insurance fraud, and Gabby rescues a slave.
Christy and Summer talk airline anxiety, TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, Bobs Big Boy after hours, and a lot of other stuff.

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In this episode, Susan is hesitant to let Dr. Ron perform her splenectomy, Gaby is threatened by Carlos with an annulment, Bree deals with Danielle and Matthew's blooming relationship, and Lynette deals with a wishy-washy Tom who suddenly wants to work again.
Summer and Christy talk passport crises, getting locked out, surgery, Jojo Siwa and baby agelessness. And also the thing where you hang flowers that we don't know the name of.
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