Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's Brian Thompson

Because I have to prerecord this week's episode due to my recovery from major oral surgery, I employ the awesome powers of a psychic practitioner to help me make sure I do not miss any upcoming events.

As I prepare to undergo potentially fatal oral surgery, I arrange for my Willow 2: Through the Portal of Time documents to be displayed in one of the most sacred shrines to Hollywood royalty.

The local New York-area newspaper called The New York Times has released a new audio application that has dire consequences for one of my elderly sub-contractors.

I reveal my plan to deincentivize child labor violations at McDonald's by teaching children the Good News about McDonald's Pizza while they are still living inside a human womb.

In this special presentation of the season 2 premiere of Pizzaply Media's hit true crime podcast "Evidence File", the new anonymous Australian host explores the murder of the former anonymous Australian host.

After a round of high-level corporate layoffs, I enroll all "whistle-blowing" former executives in my miniature witness protection program.