We Hired a Sitter For This

Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian
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We Hired a Sitter For This

Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.

  1. 3 DAYS AGO

    Gabby's Dollhouse of Horrors

    In the latest episode of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, titled "Gabby's Dollhouse of Horrors," Patrick records solo from his home studio in Bushwick, NYC, utilizing the time freed up by a client cancellation to discuss various personal and professional updates. He shares insights on his renewed commitment to treadmill workouts and candidly addresses struggles with sugar addiction, while also reflecting on recent stand-up performances, including a surprise gig at a fundraiser. Patrick recounts a challenging family outing to the Brooklyn Children’s Museum and contemplates upcoming travel plans, including shows in Wisconsin and a family trip to Colorado. As he looks toward the future, he considers potential shifts in his podcasting career and outlines actionable steps for enhancing his show’s reach, such as booking studio time with guests and improving his website. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 - 07:56) Episode 173 of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast Patrick recording alone in his home studio in Bushwick, NYC Multitasking due to a client cancellation Discusses potential studio recordings with guests ️ Personal Updates and Exercise (07:56 - 17:20) Resumed treadmill workouts with hill incline setting Discussing sugar addiction and body image concerns Commiserating with friend Pat V. about sweets addiction Mentions documentary work with Joe List Weekend Comedy Shows (17:21 - 27:50) Performed at Laugh Tour comedy club in Jersey City Surprise gig at 'Butt Disco' fundraiser for Burning Man group Detailed experience of performing at a karate dojo in Maplewood, NJ Reflections on audience interactions and performance challenges ‍‍ Family Activities and Challenges (27:51 - 37:00) Visit to Brooklyn Children's Museum for Gabby's Dollhouse event Crowded and overwhelming experience at the museum Face painting line and moral dilemma about line-cutting Concerns about sanitation and crowded spaces ️ Future Plans and Financial Reflections (37:01 - 46:49) Upcoming shows in Wisconsin and potential Chicago gigs Family trip to Colorado from March 22nd to 28th Gratitude for family's financial support for the trip Reflections on podcast future and potential career focus shifts Action items Patrick Consider booking studio space for recording podcast episodes with guests (03:01) Get either COVID or flu vaccine (29:07) Update website calendar with upcoming shows (46:32) Sell merchandise at shows (46:42)

    47 min

  2. JAN 22

    The Concert of Farts

    In Episode 172 of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," the host presents a solo episode that opens with a humorous anecdote involving a misunderstanding with their daughter over a bathroom incident, leading to reflections on the complexities of a post-truth society. The conversation transitions into the host's fascination with spiritual and paranormal topics, including telepathy, reincarnation, and aliens, while balancing skepticism and belief in the supernatural. The episode recounts the host's recent trip to Salem for the premiere of a Tom Dustin documentary, where technical sound issues contrasted with the audience's warm reception. As the episode unfolds, the host reflects on aspirations to create more documentaries amid financial concerns and a philosophical contemplation of life's purpose rooted in love. It concludes with a recap of recent comedy gigs, highlights the supportive community within comedy, and addresses uncertainties regarding the podcast's future and audience engagement, with action items encouraging a deeper exploration of documentary filmmaking and the effectiveness of the podcast itself. Notes ️ Solo Episode Introduction (00:24 - 08:32) * Episode 172 of "We Hired a Sitter for This" * Solo episode by the host * Morning incident involving a fart sound in the bathroom * Misunderstanding with daughter about the source of the sound * Reflection on post-truth society Spiritual and Paranormal Interests (08:32 - 18:22) * Discussion about telepathy and the "Telepathy Tapes" podcast * Thoughts on past lives and reincarnation * Interest in aliens and UFO disclosure * Skepticism vs. belief in supernatural phenomena Comedy Experiences and Documentary Premiere (18:22 - 28:09) * Trip to Salem, Massachusetts * Premiere of Tom Dustin documentary in Somerville * Technical issues with sound during the screening * Positive audience response to the film Spirituality and Career Reflections (28:09 - 41:19) * Further discussion on telepathy and alien theories * Desire to make more documentary films * Financial concerns and seeking work opportunities * Reflection on the purpose of life being love Comedy Gigs and Podcast Reflections (41:19 - 50:27) * Recap of recent comedy performances * Positive experience at Summer Shack in Cambridge * Appreciation for Jack Burke's kindness to new comedians * Uncertainty about the podcast's future and audience

    48 min

  3. JAN 15

    "Do You Know Who I Am??"

    Overview Notes Comedy Career and Business (00:00 - 09:59) Patrick and Gastor discuss inspirational business meeting Gastor's business acumen comes from his father Gastor sold candies in high school for profit Patrick hoarded money as a kid due to scarcity mindset Discussion on balancing creativity and business mindset Comedy Industry Insights (09:59 - 19:44) Mark Normand's approach to joke writing as a money-making venture Gastor's plan to highlight his skills and collaborate more this year Patrick's experience with new material and upcoming special Discussion on work ethic in comedy and success Comedy Shows and Venues (19:44 - 29:35) Gianmarco's work ethic and success discussed Importance of performing frequently and in various venues Alex's success with vegan restaurant and comedy career Discussion on comedy rooms in restaurants and bars Comedy Challenges and Etiquette (29:36 - 37:37) Debate on pitching oneself for shows and opportunities Discussion on comedy club dynamics and getting passed at clubs Critique of overused phrases in comedy like 'clap it up' Importance of preparation and closing bits in sets ️ Podcast Experiences (37:38 - 47:35) Gastor's experience with unprepared podcast hosts Patrick's experience with disrespectful introductions Discussion on the challenges of podcasting and interviewing Importance of research and preparation in podcasting ️ Upcoming Shows and Closing Thoughts (47:35 - 56:10) Gastor's upcoming shows in Saratoga and other locations Patrick's potential shows in Colorado and Wisconsin Reflections on respect in the comedy community Closing remarks and New Year wishes Action items Gastro Plan and execute collaborations to highlight skills (09:59) Pitch himself for 'Stand up on the Spot' show (39:04) Patrick Organize YouTube channel with sections for stand-up and podcasts (29:36) Consider posting recent hosting set clips, editing out unfinished jokes (29:36) Attend Gastor's show at Comedy Works in Saratoga (46:45)

    51 min

  4. JAN 8

    "Two Cry Limit"

    Overview In an informal discussion, participants reminisced about memorable experiences from 2005, including social gatherings and the cultural impact of shows like The Apprentice, particularly focusing on Donald Trump's early public persona. They shared anecdotes from a New Year’s Eve party that blended family friends and comedians, highlighting the unique dynamics of such interactions, particularly with karaoke involved. Topics evolved to parenting, where they discussed appropriate restaurant behavior for children and established a 'two-cry rule' for public settings while suggesting ways to compensate disturbed diners. Conversations continued on living arrangements with parents, weighing the benefits of proximity to family against independence, before transitioning to creative ambitions for the New Year, including goals for a YouTube channel and the challenges of content creation. Action items were identified, including producing more clips for the YouTube channel, posting recorded shows, and considering original documentary projects to enhance viewership. Notes Reminiscing About 2005 (00:00 - 09:11) Discussed memories from 2005, including parties in Williamsburg and Astoria Mentioned watching the first season of The Apprentice with Donald Trump Reflected on Trump's public persona and business image at the time Discussed making casting tapes for The Apprentice New Year's Eve Party (09:11 - 18:53) One participant hosted a New Year's Eve party at their parents' house The party was a mix of family friends and comedians Discussed the dynamics of mixing civilians and comedians at social gatherings Mentioned karaoke and singing attempts at the party Discussed the issue of having more beer after the party than before Parenting and Restaurant Etiquette (18:53 - 28:13) Discussed a New Year's Eve dinner at Roberta's Pizza with kids from daycare Debated appropriate behavior for children in restaurant settings Established a 'two-cry rule' for children in public spaces Suggested tipping extra or buying drinks for disturbed tables as compensation Living Arrangements and Family (28:13 - 38:48) Discussed potential living arrangements with parents One participant's parents offered their upstairs apartment Debated pros and cons of living closer to family Mentioned the idea of having a 'crash pad' at parents' place for extended visits Creative Goals and YouTube Channel (38:48 - 48:12) Discussed New Year's resolutions, focusing on creative projects Expressed desire to grow YouTube channel and reach 500 subscribers Mentioned upcoming Tom Dustin documentary with theatrical release Discussed the challenges of creating content and growing an audience Reflected on the sacrifices required for success in creative fields Action items Pat Miscellaneous Create more clips for the YouTube channel to grow the audience (45:43) Post three duo shows that have already been recorded (46:02) Consider making original documentaries for the YouTube channel (46:43)

    48 min

  5. JAN 1

    Fun to the Head

    As we were recording this felt like the last podcast of 2024, not the first of 2025. So please pardon our appearance and attitude and general malaise. This one was recorded mainly to keep the streak alive. Ross didn’t want to do it and I barely did either. But we are here and perhaps there’s a nugget of truth or connection that will bring some pleasure into your day? Thanks for listening!! Here’s to a happy and healthy new year.

    28 min

  6. 12/25/2024

    "Merry BMX-mas"

    Overview In episode 168 of the "We Hired a Sitter for this" podcast, the hosts engage in a light-hearted conversation on various topics, starting with a humorous take on the Elf on the Shelf tradition and fond childhood memories associated with Christmas ornaments and gifts, such as an NBA Live game and a GT performer BMX bike. They explore family dynamics, sharing anecdotes about sibling relationships, parental favoritism, and the memories of childhood squabbles. The discussion transitions to "old man strength," where they recount physical confrontations with family members and the differences in fighting style across ages. They reflect on physical fitness, aging, and the commitment required for fitness activities like stand-up comedy versus working out. The episode also touches on holiday traditions, family gatherings, and the challenges of hosting, while celebrating the milestone of the podcast completing its 52nd episode, marking a full year of weekly episodes. Notes Christmas Discussion (00:13 - 08:53) Episode 168 of "We Hired a Sitter for this" podcast Discussed dislike for Elf on the Shelf tradition Talked about Christmas ornaments and childhood memories Mentioned favorite Christmas gifts (NBA Live game, GT performer BMX bike) Family Dynamics (08:53 - 18:19) Discussed sibling relationships and parental favoritism Shared stories about childhood fights with siblings and cousins Talked about parents' birthdays and activities Dad Strength and Fights (18:19 - 30:13) Discussed the concept of "old man strength" Shared stories about physical confrontations with siblings and cousins Talked about the differences between younger and older men in fights ️ Physical Fitness and Aging (30:13 - 39:08) Discussed the idea of getting in shape and going to the gym Talked about commitment to different activities (stand-up comedy vs. working out) Shared thoughts on aging and physical changes Holiday Traditions (39:08 - 48:40) Discussed family gatherings for various holidays (Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's) Talked about hosting parties and the challenges that come with it Mentioned the desire for parents to move and leave their house to the children Celebrated the 52nd episode of the podcast, marking a full year of weekly episodes

  7. 12/18/2024

    You're the Monster

    Overview In the latest episode of the podcast, titled "167 pod," the hosts, reunited after a week apart, delved into various personal and professional topics. They discussed the potential departure of co-host Ross from the show, shared Thanksgiving travel stories that highlighted car troubles, and explored broader issues like the mechanical problems with Patrick's vehicle and financially challenging circumstances with trade-in valuations. The conversation then shifted to their comedy careers, touching on recent gigs, the dynamics of performing with fellow comedians, and the pressures of late-night shows. Additionally, they reflected on their career trajectories compared to younger peers, noted personal growth, and exchanged financial insights regarding car buying. The meeting concluded with action items for Patrick to research financing options and to prepare for an upcoming Christmas Day recording. Notes ️ Podcast Recording (00:09 - 10:44) Two hosts reunited after recording separately last week Discussed co-host Ross potentially leaving the show Recounted Thanksgiving travel experience and car issues Mentioned challenges of driving with family and stopping for snacks Car Problems and Mechanics (10:44 - 21:17) Detailed issues with Patrick's car, including brake problems Discussed mechanic's advice to get a new car Mentioned Carvana's low valuation of the car at $200 Comedy Career and Shows (21:17 - 32:00) Talked about recent comedy gigs and experiences Discussed working with other comedians like Alex Bebbit Mentioned challenges of late-night shows and audience reactions Peer Comparisons and Career Paths (32:01 - 42:08) Reflected on career trajectories of fellow comedians Discussed feeling old compared to younger comedians Mentioned Alex's family situation and personal growth Financial Decisions and Future Plans (42:08 - 51:46) Discussed car buying strategies and financial advice Reflected on past financial decisions in comedy career Compared careers with former classmates in different fields Planned to record another episode for Christmas Day Action items Patrick Research car financing options and consider getting pre-approved for a loan before visiting dealerships (43:50) Look into used car options as a potential cost-saving measure (44:35) Unassigned Plan and record the Christmas Day episode (51:08)

    52 min

  8. 12/11/2024

    All The Dads Are Dying

    Overview In episode 166 of the podcast 'We Hired a Sitter for this', host Patrick Holbert opens with a personal update, candidly discussing his busy work life and recent feelings of burnout, including a Thanksgiving incident that left him self-conscious about his weight. The episode continues with Patrick announcing his upcoming comedy projects, such as his first special set for release on Amazon in 2025 and the premiere of the Tom Dustin documentary in January. He reflects on solo parenting while his wife is in yoga training, highlighting the challenges of balancing family life with late-night comedy gigs. As he navigates concerns about aging and relevance in the comedy scene, Patrick expresses financial struggles and the importance of connecting with younger audiences. The episode concludes with his contemplations on mortality and future plans, extending gratitude to listeners and encouraging them to share the podcast. Action items include improving communication for scheduling and promoting his upcoming comedy events scheduled for December in Williamsburg and Hurleyville, NY. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Update (00:00 - 08:35) Patrick Holbert introduces episode 166 of 'We Hired a Sitter for this' Discusses his busy work schedule and experiencing burnout Mentions feeling self-conscious about his body Shares a Thanksgiving incident involving his father commenting on his weight Comedy Career and Projects (08:35 - 16:46) Announces upcoming comedy shows and events Discusses his first comedy special, to be released on Amazon in 2025 Mentions the Tom Dustin documentary premiering in January Talks about the challenges of doing late-night comedy gigs ‍ Parenting and Personal Life (16:47 - 26:15) Shares experiences of solo parenting while his wife attended yoga training Describes decorating the Christmas tree with his daughter Franny Discusses the difficulties of balancing parenting with late-night comedy gigs Age and Relevance in Comedy (26:15 - 37:37) Expresses concerns about feeling less relevant in comedy at age 43 Discusses the challenges of connecting with younger audiences Talks about financial struggles and the need to make more money from comedy Mortality and Future Plans (37:39 - 48:24) Shares concerns about friends' fathers passing away Discusses the uncertainty of his future in comedy Expresses gratitude for listeners and the opportunity to express himself Encourages listeners to share the podcast with others who might relate Action items Patrick Holbert Improve communication with Gastor for podcast scheduling (45:07) Ask for more help from people in his life, including his wife Ross (45:38) Promote upcoming comedy shows: Kenny DeForest Memorial show on December 14th at the Gutter in Williamsburg and Holiday storytelling show on December 21st at H Pack in Hurleyville, NY (46:04)

    49 min
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