We Hired a Sitter For This

Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian
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We Hired a Sitter For This

Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.

  1. 4 DAYS AGO

    You're the Monster

    Overview In the latest episode of the podcast, titled "167 pod," the hosts, reunited after a week apart, delved into various personal and professional topics. They discussed the potential departure of co-host Ross from the show, shared Thanksgiving travel stories that highlighted car troubles, and explored broader issues like the mechanical problems with Patrick's vehicle and financially challenging circumstances with trade-in valuations. The conversation then shifted to their comedy careers, touching on recent gigs, the dynamics of performing with fellow comedians, and the pressures of late-night shows. Additionally, they reflected on their career trajectories compared to younger peers, noted personal growth, and exchanged financial insights regarding car buying. The meeting concluded with action items for Patrick to research financing options and to prepare for an upcoming Christmas Day recording. Notes ️ Podcast Recording (00:09 - 10:44) Two hosts reunited after recording separately last week Discussed co-host Ross potentially leaving the show Recounted Thanksgiving travel experience and car issues Mentioned challenges of driving with family and stopping for snacks Car Problems and Mechanics (10:44 - 21:17) Detailed issues with Patrick's car, including brake problems Discussed mechanic's advice to get a new car Mentioned Carvana's low valuation of the car at $200 Comedy Career and Shows (21:17 - 32:00) Talked about recent comedy gigs and experiences Discussed working with other comedians like Alex Bebbit Mentioned challenges of late-night shows and audience reactions Peer Comparisons and Career Paths (32:01 - 42:08) Reflected on career trajectories of fellow comedians Discussed feeling old compared to younger comedians Mentioned Alex's family situation and personal growth Financial Decisions and Future Plans (42:08 - 51:46) Discussed car buying strategies and financial advice Reflected on past financial decisions in comedy career Compared careers with former classmates in different fields Planned to record another episode for Christmas Day Action items Patrick Research car financing options and consider getting pre-approved for a loan before visiting dealerships (43:50) Look into used car options as a potential cost-saving measure (44:35) Unassigned Plan and record the Christmas Day episode (51:08)

    52 min

  2. DEC 11

    All The Dads Are Dying

    Overview In episode 166 of the podcast 'We Hired a Sitter for this', host Patrick Holbert opens with a personal update, candidly discussing his busy work life and recent feelings of burnout, including a Thanksgiving incident that left him self-conscious about his weight. The episode continues with Patrick announcing his upcoming comedy projects, such as his first special set for release on Amazon in 2025 and the premiere of the Tom Dustin documentary in January. He reflects on solo parenting while his wife is in yoga training, highlighting the challenges of balancing family life with late-night comedy gigs. As he navigates concerns about aging and relevance in the comedy scene, Patrick expresses financial struggles and the importance of connecting with younger audiences. The episode concludes with his contemplations on mortality and future plans, extending gratitude to listeners and encouraging them to share the podcast. Action items include improving communication for scheduling and promoting his upcoming comedy events scheduled for December in Williamsburg and Hurleyville, NY. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Update (00:00 - 08:35) Patrick Holbert introduces episode 166 of 'We Hired a Sitter for this' Discusses his busy work schedule and experiencing burnout Mentions feeling self-conscious about his body Shares a Thanksgiving incident involving his father commenting on his weight Comedy Career and Projects (08:35 - 16:46) Announces upcoming comedy shows and events Discusses his first comedy special, to be released on Amazon in 2025 Mentions the Tom Dustin documentary premiering in January Talks about the challenges of doing late-night comedy gigs ‍ Parenting and Personal Life (16:47 - 26:15) Shares experiences of solo parenting while his wife attended yoga training Describes decorating the Christmas tree with his daughter Franny Discusses the difficulties of balancing parenting with late-night comedy gigs Age and Relevance in Comedy (26:15 - 37:37) Expresses concerns about feeling less relevant in comedy at age 43 Discusses the challenges of connecting with younger audiences Talks about financial struggles and the need to make more money from comedy Mortality and Future Plans (37:39 - 48:24) Shares concerns about friends' fathers passing away Discusses the uncertainty of his future in comedy Expresses gratitude for listeners and the opportunity to express himself Encourages listeners to share the podcast with others who might relate Action items Patrick Holbert Improve communication with Gastor for podcast scheduling (45:07) Ask for more help from people in his life, including his wife Ross (45:38) Promote upcoming comedy shows: Kenny DeForest Memorial show on December 14th at the Gutter in Williamsburg and Holiday storytelling show on December 21st at H Pack in Hurleyville, NY (46:04)

    49 min

  3. DEC 4

    Wayne Montana & DMX

    In the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," titled Episode 165, hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte kicked off with a discussion about social media, including Patrick's handle change and Gastor's new commercial project, while reflecting on DMX's influential legacy. The conversation transitioned into innovative marketing strategies for films like Gladiator 2 and Smile, as well as debates surrounding NFL kickers. As the episode progressed, Gastor proposed a humorous conspiracy theory linking Joe Montana and Wayne Gretzky, followed by discussions on various conspiracy theories and recommendations for documentaries. The hosts explored how modern technology influences documentary quality and shared personal insights on parenting's effect on entertainment choices. The podcast concluded with Gastor’s experience of facing an acting rejection, emphasizing resilience in the entertainment industry, before correcting the episode number to 165. Action items included Patrick suggesting documentaries to Gastor, and Gastor committing to watch "Dark Days." ***Summary written by a robot*** Follow us both on social media @itspatrickholbert & @gastoralmonte

    50 min

  4. NOV 27

    "Screen Name Cohesion"

    In episode 164 of the podcast, the hosts engage in a lively discussion that begins with a dive into hip hop culture, where Patrick shares past rap names and contemplates producing beats with Ableton, despite Gastor’s humorous discouragement. The conversation quickly shifts to Patrick's inconsistent social media branding, prompting Gastor's critique of his current strategy and a recounting of farm experiences. As the episode progresses, the hosts pressure Patrick to update his Instagram handle, which he does mid-episode, emphasizing the importance of consistent branding. The latter part of the podcast includes a debate on Ryan Reynolds' career and appeal, with insights into personal growth and relationship dynamics, capped off by action items for Patrick to align all his social media handles for better cohesion. ***This summary was written by a robot*** Follow us on social media @itspatrickholbert @GastorAlmonte

    42 min

  5. NOV 20

    "Nice Pants Bro"

    In the podcast recording of episode 163 of "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics. They kick off with personal updates, including Gastor's memorable experience at the World Series with his father, celebrating the latter’s recovery from chemotherapy, making for a heartfelt conversation about baseball as a familial bond. The duo then shifts gears to fashion, where they explore Gastor’s extensive hat collection and care routine, contrasting it with Patrick’s minimalist style, while also brainstorming a stand-up fashion challenge web series. The discussion evolves into the impact of parenting on children's futures, touching on Gastor's children’s educational paths and Patrick's observations on sports opportunities for urban youth. They reflect on career choices, with Gastor contemplating balancing comedy with traditional employment and Patrick discussing long-term financial security in the arts. The podcast concludes with discussions about stand-up performance styles and the influence of spouses in their comedy careers. Action items include exploring co-headlining shows in Wisconsin and Chicago, following up on fundraising MC opportunities, and focusing on job searches in entertainment or teaching fields.

    54 min

  6. NOV 13

    "Ryan Reynolds for President"

    Summary written by an eavesdropping AI robot: In the informal podcast recording held on November 5, 2023, participants engaged in a lively discussion covering a variety of topics. The meeting began with a conversation about the upcoming Election Day on November 5, 2024, sharing experiences from past elections and expressing mixed feelings regarding potential outcomes. The hosts then shifted to reflections on their recent acting projects, including the pressures faced by comedians, highlighting notable figures like Ryan Reynolds. This was followed by a conversation about the recent New York City Marathon, focusing on personal fitness goals and the dedication necessary for marathon training. The group then ventured into habits around reading, discussing book recommendations and strategies for reducing phone usage before bed, including plans for creating a cozy reading space at home. Finally, the discussion culminated in an exploration of hip hop music, its literary significance, and its cultural impacts, particularly regarding political connections. Participants identified action items, such as considering the NaNoWriMo writing challenge and exploring ways to enhance reading habits.

    46 min

  7. NOV 6

    "Emotional Embargo"

    In the latest episode of the WHASFT podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau reconnect, sharing personal updates and reflections on various topics including Halloween decorations, the upcoming election, and Ross' return after a brief hiatus. They delve into their past experiences with addiction and recovery, touching on the 12-step program and the complexities of maintaining sobriety and relationships. A discussion about their recent visit to a haunted house leads to lighthearted conversations about dating and family life, particularly focusing on their daughter Franny's reactions to their behavior. They also contemplate potential work opportunities that could take Patrick to Europe, along with the accompanying challenges of family separation. The meeting concludes with action items for both hosts, including preparing affirmations for family support and plans for a stationery store visit.

    52 min

  8. OCT 30

    "It's Tone, Bro"

    In the latest podcast recording meeting, the hosts delved into various topics centered around comedy and family, starting with Patrick Holbert's experiences at open mics and the evolving landscape of comedy specials, including a discussion on the necessity of uniqueness in performances. They highlighted notable works such as Sarah Tolemache's special and Tom Dustin's documentary, while Patrick shared his uncertainty regarding his career trajectory. The conversation then shifted to family dynamics, specifically addressing a Reddit post about adult-only gatherings and reflecting on personal anecdotes related to children's behavior at events. The hosts exchanged insights on planning children's birthday parties, weighing the pros and cons of different venues. Lastly, they explored parenting strategies, emphasizing the important role grandparents play in managing kids' behavior during social events. Action items included Patrick's follow-up on a show booking and brainstorming creative concepts for future comedy specials. ****This summary was written by a robot****

    46 min
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