Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

5.0 (2.1K)
COMEDY
UPDATED WEEKLY

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!

2 DAYS AGO

What Cruise Ships Do To The Brain

Today we're talking CRUISING!!!!! Specifically the family vacation we took together in 2022 that was anything but smooth sailing. Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets HERE!! Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky

1h 10m
JAN 22

The Life & Death of Shirley Temple

This week, get a look behind the Patreon Paywall with a very special episode, where Andrew tells Joe all about the life and death of legendary film star Shirley Temple. Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets HERE!! Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky

51 min
JAN 15

Why Ben Platt Performs

Ben Platt joins the boys for an honest conversation about anxiety, aspirations, and The Search for Elle Woods. Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets HERE!! Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky

1 hr
JAN 8

Why Is Spending The Night So Scary?

Today the boys discuss the timeless hell that is a sleepover. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodchildrenpod https://www.instagram.com/joehegyes/ https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@goodchildrenpod https://www.tiktok.com/@bequietjoe https://www.tiktok.com/@andrew_musky

1h 16m
JAN 1

Getting Naked With Your Best Friend

Happy Nude Year! After a life-changing three day visit to a Korean Spa in Los Angeles, the boys discuss the complications of being in touch with their own bodies, with stories from middle school to Melbourne, Australia. Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets HERE!! Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky

1h 15m
12/24/2024

DO NOT HIRE A GRINCH IMPERSONATOR

Merry Christmas to AWLL! Today Cindy Lou Who and The Grinch work it out on the remix before Joe and Andrew dive into their storied history with The Grinch. From elaborately themed experiential walkthroughs at summer camp, to unsolicited visits in college, all the way to the fateful Grinch impersonator that changed Snowchella forever. Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets HERE!! Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky

57 min
12/18/2024

Ilana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City

Today we're joined by the icon who made this podcast possible: Ilana Glazer. We discuss growing up on Long Island, weed-induced anxiety attacks, motherhood, working with your best friend, and Ilana's latest project; "Human Magic" out December 20th on Hulu & Disney+. Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets HERE!! Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky

1h 3m
12/11/2024

Why Does Santa Punish Us?

Is it ethical to raise children under the threat of Santa Claus? Today we join Buddy the Elf and Santa Claws himself for a discussion on Santa Claus... the good.. the bad.. and the freaks! Go to ROCKETRX.COM and enter code: GOODCHILDREN at checkout for 40% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply. Chicago, Indianapolis, and Madison tour tickets HERE!! Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky

1h 11m

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2,096 Ratings

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2 days ago

Lumiereeee

The Shirley Temple history lesson was fab. I only want to consume history through Andrew with commentary by Joe from this moment forth.
This pod is my RUMA

Jan 16

berrysarah723

My absolute favorite pod! As a lesbian I love these two gay men which says a lot!!
obsessed

Jan 15

livylooooooooo

i have not listened to a single episode without audibly laughing. don’t know how i found true happiness and enjoyment in life prior to coming across these two divas. mwah
Immaculate Vibes

Jan 9

NCC_listner

Joe and Andrew are angels. You never know what you’re gonna get and yet it’s always good. I watch on YouTube and if you don’t you’re missing out. Came all the way over to Apple Podcasts to do my homework and tell you all to listen and keep listening.

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!

Creator

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella
Years Active

2022 - 2025
Episodes

168
Rating

Explicit
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Good Children

What Cruise Ships Do To The Brain

The Life & Death of Shirley Temple

Why Ben Platt Performs

Why Is Spending The Night So Scary?

Getting Naked With Your Best Friend

DO NOT HIRE A GRINCH IMPERSONATOR

Ilana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City

Why Does Santa Punish Us?

Hosts & Guests

Joe Hegyes

Andrew Muscarella

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This pod is my RUMA

obsessed

Immaculate Vibes

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Good Children

Episodes

What Cruise Ships Do To The Brain

The Life & Death of Shirley Temple

Why Ben Platt Performs

Why Is Spending The Night So Scary?

Getting Naked With Your Best Friend

DO NOT HIRE A GRINCH IMPERSONATOR

Ilana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City

Why Does Santa Punish Us?

Hosts & Guests

Joe Hegyes

Andrew Muscarella

Ratings & Reviews

Relatable

This pod is my RUMA

obsessed

Immaculate Vibes

About

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