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A podcast where we try to put media in the Homestuck blender and see what analysis comes out. Officially retired from podcasting.
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How to Determine a Vantas
A SUDDEN RETURN - How to find a Karkat Vantas, Kankri, or Signless from Homestuck in ANY piece of media!
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CHAPTERS:
Intro: 00:00
General traits: 02:14
Karkat: 06:22
Kankri: 15:34
Signless: 29:35
Outro: 39:51
Find the people in this vid:
Bucky
Robin
Rif
Jonaya
Further Reading:
The Function of Fascism by Kay and Skittles
Written by Bucky Grant, Robin, Momo, Rif, and Mio
Voiced by Bucky Grant, Robin, Momo, Rif, and Jonaya
KARKAT: Rif
DAVE & KANKRI: Bucky
LATULA & KANAYA & PORRIM: Jonaya
VRISKA: Anna
POSSUM: Possum
Content Warning: Reclaimed use of the word “queer;” discussion of sexism
and sexist language; discussion of ableism and ableist language;
discussion of misogyny and revolution.
This video contains major spoilers for Shrek (2001); Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles (2012); She-Ra and the Princesses of Power; Steven
Universe; Twilight; Revolutionary Girl Utena; Full Metal Alchemist:
Brotherhood; My Hero Academia; Adventure Time; Gurren Lagann; Avatar:
The Last Airbender; The Lorax; and Hadestown. Minor spoilers may be
present for Gravity Falls; Hades (2020); Over the Garden Wall; The
Witcher series; Invader: Zim; Bojack Horseman; The Mitchells vs. The
Machines; Finding Nemo; The Lord of the Rings; Trolls; Kare Kano; and
Horimiya.
Art from:
Karkat: Pesterquest
The Signless:
https://www.deviantart.com/doodle-master/art/showdown-sufferer-1-254391923, https://www.deviantart.com/doodle-master/art/showdown-sufferer-2-254393389
Adam Parrish:
https://theravenboys.fandom.com/wiki/Adam_Parrish?file=Maggie_Adam_01.jpg
Ministrife Sprites:
https://www.deviantart.com/koko-nya/art/PNG-HOMESTUCK-MINISTRIFE-420118550
Couch - Photo by Mora Mitchell on Unsplash
https://unsplash.com/s/photos/living-room-couch?utm_source=unsplash&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=creditCopyText
Snowy Woods - Photo by Siora Photography on Unsplash
https://unsplash.com/photos/tree-covered-with-snow-during-daytime-1EiRxYbOHA0?utm_content=creditCopyText&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=unsplash
Flaming Text: https://cooltext.com/Logo-Design-Burning
Sounds from:
Iron Knight by DJ Sai Tae and Iron Infidel by Samm Neil from ColoUrs and
Mayhem: Universe A
https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/colours-and-mayhem-universe-a-b
#problematicfav by theh0nestman, Solus Vates by TempiTunes, and March 9f the Insuffera6le by Toris Crow from The Homestuck Fan Musicians’
Beforus https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/album/beforus
Heavy Snaking and Table for Tooth by Toby Fox and James Roach from the
Hiveswap: Act 1 Soundtrack
KARKALICIOUS BUT IT’S LOFI – Camyosh
Karkat’s Theme by James Roach from Pesterquest Vol. 5
Galactic Cancer by Thomas Ferkol from Homestuck Vol. 8
Karkat’s Theme by Toby Fox from Alterniabound
Homestuck - Black [Chill / LoFi Remix] by GR33NY
Aimless Morning Gold by Michael Guy Bowman from The Wanderers
Skaian Summoning by Toby Fox from Alternia
Let’s All Rock the Heist by Robert J! Lake from Homestuck Vol. 8
Shade by Clark "Plazmataz" Powell from Medium
Cancerous Core by Erik "Jit" Scheele from One Year Older
Bilious by Alexander Rosetti from Genesis Frog
BBC Sound Effect Library: Knocking:
https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=07005115; Ball being
kicked: https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=07028035
Samples taken from Fergalicious by Fergie and will.i.am, and Through the
Fire and Flames by Dragonforce.
Special thanks to:
Possum for helping me record!!
This tool to visualize Openbound:
http://static.fugiman.com/openbound_dialogue.html
These Openbound transcripts:
http://readmspa.org/transcripts/readmspa-transcript-6_007163_Meenahquest__Part_1_transcript_and_walkthrough.html -
End of Will it Homestuck
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Sarah Zed's videos:
4/13 Homestuck Retrospective
7/1 Update on What Pumpkin -
The Enterprising Young Lady's Guide To Identifying A Maryam
Happy Mother's Day! (In the US, anyways...) It's a day for the characters most likely to be assigned "Mom" by the text and the fans - the Maryams!! Welcome to The Enterprising Young Lady's Guide To Identifying A Maryam.
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Music: Jade Sylph: https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/jade-sylph -
How to Find a Gamzee
What is a clown? A whimsical pile of mistreatment at the hands of the narrative? Something more? Find out in this installment of the “How to Find a Character” series! Also, sorry that Bucky sounds congested; it’s because they have the plague and are horribly congested.
Learn more about Will it Homestuck at https://willithomestuck.com/
Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space/
Daft: https://twitter.com/a_halcyon_e/ and ko-fi.com/daft_class
Cheat Sheet on How to Find a Gamzee: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck/status/1388547218169233409?s=20
Watch the original YouTube version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nou18IhqOI
Media and Writing featured in this video:
alpha Halcyon epsilon: https://mspfa.com/?s=27878&p=1
shyeinks: https://shyeinks.tumblr.com/post/647930272606715904/gamzees-face-with-and-without-makeup-im-working
childshgamzeeno: https://twitter.com/childshgamzeeno
DJ Terezi: https://djterezi.bandcamp.com/album/where-have-u-been and https://twitter.com/witchspinach
The Color of Corruption by Razbuten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L51xc6iqeaU
Purple Girls R Like: https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1338064452025905157?s=20
“Lord English is England and Homestuck is America” - a thread on Homestuck and clowns: https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1333293568581009408
Daft on why Hussie should have stayed away from Kanaya and Gamzee: https://eat-a-dicker.tumblr.com/post/171380331844/i-strongly-believe-that-hussie-should-have-stayed
Gamzee “Wow!!” comic: https://meteor-star.tumblr.com/post/190134880848/just-gonna-leave-this-here
“Wait, Gamzee’s the Anthy?”: https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1282755378242101253?s=20
Kill Six Billion Demons (which you should read): https://killsixbilliondemons.com/
Daft and Momo on how to potentially write Gamzee respectfully: https://curiouscat.qa/tmblrusrgmz/post/1136336846
The Narrative Hates That You Like Gamzee: https://twitter.com/tmblrusrgmz/status/1257214600157687808?s=20
All of Act 8: https://mspfa.com/?s=14278&p=1
The Egg Route: https://the-egg-route.tumblr.com/ or https://tapas.io/series/The-Egg-Route -
April 2021 News Update
Hey, it's an update about what the heck has been going on!
Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTX7Zlx7nxZt5NOi0APwLWF0Re49ESIYAvBHMkqdex5q_mz3XPNyzYScJ_1bBOtivBnhKploNOJhLfl/pub
Mutual Aid Resources:
The Okra Project (Black trans food help and resources) - https://www.theokraproject.com/
FOR THE GWORLS (Black trans resources) - https://linktr.ee/ForTheGworlsParty
The Bail Project (Nationwide bail assistance for protesters) - https://bailproject.org/
Get involved in your community masterpost: https://queeranarchism.tumblr.com/post/647054215110393857/hater-of-terfs-ive-already-reblogged-a-link-to
Podcast Links:
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Editing by Bucky.
Podcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/WillItHomestuck
Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space
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How to Diagnose a Cronus
Welcome to the next installment in our series on character archetypes in Homestuck! This time, we're covering Cronus Ampora, fishboy extraordinaire. We're also not going to apologize for anything in this video.
Content warning for reclaimed use of the word "queer" and discussion of Cronus Ampora.
Watch the original: https://youtu.be/UZ7n84nUWnM
Episode Transcript available here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRjNG9_gFnedQC0JMqbCTcnkGgntVTRuTDMJHeQWDJ36tvTIogmFSacQt8Zcbo9mZM1xPV0Y34dXctx/pub
Check out the cheat sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTcH8_xzCsHEy37l-OBFUfDz_hxqr4zkB1ORmMuiiWlD3t0X5nMw3XYctWspgfbyMhAZOOlj8I-Q4eq/pub
This is all for fun and is not serious character analysis. Please do not use this to be mean to other people about a cartoon character.
HOSTS:
Bucky: https://radicallydifferent.space
Jonaya: https://jonayariley.carrd.co
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Intro song by Nate Tronerud: https://soundcloud.com/natetronerudmusic/land-of-cruisin-and-bruisin
Outro song by Tittle: https://instagram.com/_tittle