Xtinction Agenda

Cameron Hodge
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Xtinction Agenda

Which one of you hotdogs wants a mustache ride, huh? Is it you? How about you? Oh, I see. I see what it is. It's YOU. Of course it would be you and not the others. Only you could ride the wild stallion of critical discourse that is the Xtinction Agenda. Only you could buck your hips and wave your raised arm high enough, holding on to hear us talking comics and movies of various stripes. You have chosen a hard but worthy path. We welcome you. Time to get your medicine. Weekly.

  1. 4 DAYS AGO

    Ti West - Pearl / Maxxxine

    Buried in the basement those secrets and horrors, haunting the dream of the star. Tall confident pride falls piteously or ascends to the meat grinder, that glorious hill with letters held firm by twigs. "No, I'm a star! Please, I'm a *star!* Please, somebody help me! Please help me! *Help me!*"

    1h 1m

  2. NOV 9

    Simon West - Con Air (1997)

    Ain't none a ya gonna tell Cameron Poe that this wasn't a fine, fine film, for sure. Them criminals like Garland Greene and Cyrus 'the Virus', they ain't nothin' but animals needed ta be put back in dem cages. I surely needed ta see ma sweet sweet hummin'bird again and ta hold ma dawta in the rain. But first I had to do what was right.  "Put... the bunny... back... in the box."

    1 hr

  3. NOV 4

    Spawn #350 / Batman-Spawn: War Devil

    The Spawnometer is petering out, the gates of Heaven have collapsed. Night is given a choice: let creation fall under the thrall of sin or rule the cursed realm for an eternity. In the end, it wasn't really a choice, was it? Now the dead zones must cover the Earth. This changes everything. Just the same as before. "You're the one that won't be leaving."

    42 min

  4. OCT 25

    The Monster Squad (1987) / The Predator (2018)

    Two ways to kill a Predator. The first way: silver bullet. The second way: throw him out a window onto a bomb. To finish the job, add childhood bullies and inappropriate language. If you are killing a Predator in 2018, make sure that you add a tough-as-nails, know-it-all female protagonist. Make sure also that the male protagonist is not impressive in any way. In fact, have it so the plot can only move forward if he stops mid-action to take a dump. "Get to the choppers!"

    1h 18m

  5. OCT 18

    Ti West - X

    Ravenous Maxine Minx glances back, saddened by her own future-past. She has cosmopolitan tastes and is hungry to indulge them. Pleasure is her gateway, the path out from underneath wicked Daddy. Only time will tell whether the apple will fall far from the tree. Let's make some cinema. "We're gonna be rich! Feel how hard my cock is!"

    1h 9m

  6. OCT 12

    Mark Waid - Batman/Superman: World's Finest

    Alabama man, kindly yet firm, hunches to sweep the crumbs from the deck of his career, trying to keep the rats from infesting the tidy space he has created. It has to mean something, he says to himself for the four-hundredth time, if not more. It has to mean that I haven't wasted my life, he says, while the owners smoke their cigars and plot new ways to exploit him. "The chemicals help with that."

    1h 5m

  7. OCT 4

    Grant Morrison - New X-Men #127-130

    Xavier peddles his brand, a marketer of peace, x marking the spot around the world. Hope haunts his efforts, a red phoenix at the end of all things. Clad in white leather, a potential avatar enters the scene. The pieces begin to fall. And the author lies for the sake of cheap thrills. "...I wonder if we have any control over our destinies, or if we are just biomass manipulated by an intelligent evolutionary process itself."

    1h 28m

  8. SEP 28

    Johnnie To - Drug War

    Under the useless watch of constant eyes, the meth lab churns its product, truck bound to mainland clubs. Hundreds of them. Haha never tells a lie and Uncle Bill is looking to make bank. Unlucky Haha and unlucky Bill. Unlucky because Timmy has turned turn coat and spilled the beans, trying to save his neck. The paramilitary, espionage arm of the state holds the noose before him, empty of any other purpose than to execute its mission. "Sorry, I only sell the candy. I never use it myself."

    50 min
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Which one of you hotdogs wants a mustache ride, huh? Is it you? How about you? Oh, I see. I see what it is. It's YOU. Of course it would be you and not the others. Only you could ride the wild stallion of critical discourse that is the Xtinction Agenda. Only you could buck your hips and wave your raised arm high enough, holding on to hear us talking comics and movies of various stripes. You have chosen a hard but worthy path. We welcome you. Time to get your medicine. Weekly.

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  • Creator
    Cameron Hodge
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2024
  • Episodes
    301
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Xtinction Agenda

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