202 episodes
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4.9 • 268 Ratings
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A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.
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#190: Takes Two To Scam-Tango
"The pathos is upped." Check in on the playoffs' first round with Kelly, Eva, and Rave! Lots to contend with so far, including Kuzy gaslighting the Canes with a veneer of respectability, Caps messiness (fond), Canucks messiness (anxious), and sweet Mitchell Marner's exquisite suffering. This episode was recorded on April 27, 2024.
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Bonus #32: Playoffs Bracketeering [TEASER]
It's the return of a YCDT tradition: Rave, Eva, and Kelly assess the Stanley Cup Playoffs round one matchups to determine the non-hockey games these teams should actually be playing based on their shared auras, histories, and hopes. To hear the rest of this bonus segment, support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat
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#189: Goalie Existentialism
"Wienerpeg our way to the top." The Caps are teetering on the precipice of doing something SO hilarious. You may listen to this episode after their fate has been sealed - if so, please enjoy this snapshot of Eva, Rave, and Kelly's mental and emotional state in the before times. Also on the ol' outline this week: uncrunchable Nicke, calm collected Cooley, the Yotes' no good very bad ownership, and an ode to scholar-author Lexi LaFleur Brown. This episode was recorded on April 14, 2024.
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#188: Bobbleheist
"He meant what he yelled." Our Washington Capitals remain too stupid to realize that they are dead and Kelly, Rave, and Eva are delighted! What a time we're all having! Topics for discussion include TJ's 1000th, the Pens' existential dread, Kuzy's new nest, Torts' hissy fit, the Larkin-less Red Wings, and a funky little Pittsburgh mystery. This episode was recorded on March 17, 2024.
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#187: Swaddle The Bruiser
"Who to the core." Much occurred while this pod was fighting off illness, so Rave, Kelly, and Eva roll up their sleeves to tackle an agenda that includes the half-life of cocaine, Ted's big fail, Auston's golf...pod?, the Tampa yakuza, and the brief but appreciated heroism of Anthony Manthony. And in the distance, the trade deadline looms... This episode was recorded on March 3, 2024.
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#186: Longing To Shroom
"We have sparkling water money on the line." There's a lot about this year's All Star weekend for Eva, Kelly, and Rave to analyze, including Brock Boeser's "Favorite Boy" award, Kuch's boos, Michael Buble's drug experience, and...those player portraits. You know the ones. Also: Ovi's got his groove back; odes to discontinued jerseys; and an update from Kelly's Canucks corner. This episode was recorded on February 11, 2024.
Customer Reviews
How I Consume Hockey
Hockey media can get boring but YCDT experiences hockey in the best way: through vibes, astrology and the homoerotic friendships between these dumb lugs in knife shoes. I’m not even primarily a Caps fan (LGRW!) but they’ve made me one. Just a silly little pod about our silly little sport, I can’t say enough good things.
i dont even watch hockey
words i learned from this podcast: elan (flair, style, vibe), inchoate (not fully formed, primordial soup-esque), antediluvian (literally: before the flood, generally means super old and sometimes outdated) and of course backcheck (….i’ll let kelly explain)
Load-Bearing Hockey Queens
I recently discovered this pod on a hunt for comedy hockey podcasts by women. BOY did this fit the bill. The hosts are so relatable and I feel every bit of the feelings. I am a Columbus fan but I cant help but have a few feelings for their faves! I highly recommend this awesome trio.