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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura YMH Studios

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 20.1K Ratings

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

    639 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    639 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    Touch my jeans through the fence, it's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about trying to get into wrong cars/houses/rooms, we watch a clip of an angry mom, handsome women, and body builders. We get an update on Tom sending out jackets to fat/poor people and we learn Christina might have run a little interference. We go over the super cool Rolling Stone article about Marilyn Manson, we come across a cool vape girl who farts, and we discuss Christina's mouth smells. We do a round of horrible or hilarious, and then it's TikTok o'clock.

    • 1 hr 47 min
    638 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    638 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with trying to figure out how and why people need to itch so much and some possible DIY remedies. Tom shares how he's donating clothes to poor people, Christina brings up a revelation about a dog shows, and we take a look at a scrum play therapist. The main mommies talk about rowdy crowds, working out, music in Ubers rides, and we go deep into heavy metal screaming. Christina is noticing more diversity at her standup shows, we talk about rights, and philosophers and their life styles. We see videos of a cool guy from the UK harassing a female officer AND an old school FedSmoker interaction. What an episode!

    • 1 hr 30 min
    637- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    637- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    Happy New Year! Tom Segura and Christina P are back with their jeans over their heads and they recap how amazing Cobra Tate was and how broken the mommies were when they first started dating, and we open the show with Daddy Lalagone. Tom realizes he might have a food sensitivity, we analyze a new YMH employee's hair, and talk about the YMH end-of-year dinner. We talk about Mystery the Pick Up Artist and the new Netflix show "Twentysomethings" and how it compares to MTV's Real World back in the day. The moms saw a Charlie Brown Christmas with annoying people in the audience, watch one of the best trash talkers from one of Barstool's Rough N' Rowdy's, and we revisit the gag couple! We get into dad culture, Little Jeans' 5th birthday party, and massage chairs for Tom. We get to see FedSmoker working a case and take a look at Christina's TikTok curations.

    • 1 hr 42 min
    636 - Andrew Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    636 - Andrew Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    Pull those jeans up... because it's the first episode of YMH out of the new set and everyone's looking handsome! We remind you to cherish your good looks when you're young and Tom needs to take an emergency dump! We see an amazing new hunting themed dad boner, watch a bear destroy a Lamborghini, and discuss the attempted rebrand for chomos. We then welcome our first guest in the new studio, Mr. Two Cups Of Coffee, Andrew "Cobra" Tate! He shares his spot on logic behind status and relationships. Are you a Toyota or a McLaren? We learn about how Tate makes his money, how he deals with haters, and what he thinks of Conald Peterson! Tate explains how a lot of people aren't ready for an influx of wealth before they're ready for the realities of the world and how that sets them up for unhappiness.

    • 2 hr 41 min
    635 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    635 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    Pull those jeans up, it's Christmas time with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get started with checking in on Patty's J status, and get into Christine's excitement for the Sex and the City reboot! We open with another super cool racing interview, Tim updates Christinith on Bart Chrystler's insane touring habits, and get a new mispronunciation of Brad Kreischenger's name! We watch a super cool compilation of a mommy touching IG lives through the fence, and the main mommies give a top notch film critique of the Princess Diana movie "Spencer" with Kristen Stewart, as well as House of Gucci with Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, and Jared Leto along with some potential spoilers. We get an update on the LatinX movement, Christina asks for Tom's help on how to appropriately figure out someone's pronouns, we see a rad fish eating challenge, and see a really cool selfie with Joel Osteen. We check out a soda review, check out the Chris Larson December post, We get an update on Christina's TikTok bans and get in a rabbit hole of a TikTokker's dirty feet. We get into Christina's curations, Tom trying to figure out if a tall person he saw was a pro basketball player, and his strategies to not talking to people on a plane.

    • 1 hr 51 min
    634 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    634 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    • 1 hr 47 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
20.1K Ratings

20.1K Ratings

Mutes and Stops ,

Best podcast ever!

Your Mom’s House is quite simply the best podcast ever made. Tim and Crystal are so funny, try it out and always keep’em high and tight.

Kavytronic ,

Where’s the bodies, Garth?

Best comedy podcast in the world. No argument.

223534553 ,

King Tom

Christina’s act is so tired and old

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