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Jackson Mahomes did what? Allegedly, he could be hitting douche peak. To raise the debt ceiling or not, that is the question. AOC yeah you know me, is teaming up with a show favorite, Matt Gaetz. Scott has grey bush, and more. Join us for a grass skirt.

This drink is very stiff. Where are you Tucky Baby? Don Lemon wasn't able to make lemonade at CNN. Biden is one fall away from becoming dust. What are you laughing at, Donald? You're no better. On a positive note, the NFL draft and NBA finals are money! Join us for a Rum Runner! boooiiiiieeee!

Bud Light... Trans... what's the problem... who cares? Does the sponsorship of your least favorite beer affect your life? New sheriff in Washington, hopefully. Show Dan the money and move him towards the door. Try fasting... they said. What about the dice roll at the toilet? Stiffest drink EVER?
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Can you believe that Rand Paul, AOC, and Tucker Carlson are on the same team? I love it. Let us explain. Chat GPT is all the rage, but is A.I. getting too big for its britches? Join us for the best drink in a cool minute. A bourbon cocktail, The Paper Plain. Cheers!

Homosexuals and ass claps. What is on your Tik Tok algorithm? Let's talk about the ridiculous Tik Tok ban effort. America loves their Tik Tok and congress could be playing with fire on this one. Join us for an Archangel! 

Are the Cowboys all in to lose in the first round? Get your buttholes looked at. Politicians might need to stop accepting money from people. Join us for a "sweet" stiff drink!