Keeg's Quest: A Skyrim Adventure Rich Matheson

WE'RE BAAAAAACK! In this long-awaited season premiere (let's call it... 3?),
the gang takes a tour of their brand new, yet unimaginably old, secret Dwemer base. One
character undergoes a transformation in this episode, and another character... well... HAS
an episode in this episode. It's got laughs. It's got tears. It's got drama. Prepare for
your first entertainment tour-de-force of 2024. Welcome back to Skyrim! We've missed you.

Of course it's real, you silly goose! Triumphantly emerging from the ashes of
anonymity to unfurl his fabled wings once again, Rich Matheson lumbers, clumsily and with
much effort, back to his trusty microphone to dance for your amusement once again. Spoiler
alert: The show's coming back! Visit YnrohKeeg.com and check out the new digs!

Yeah, yeah, I know. It's been a while. You might wanna brush up on the last
couple episodes before tackling this one, because this one is YUGE. This super-sized
catch-up episode revisits each of our three seperate storylines, so you can get up to date
with where everyone is and what they're doing. Soris and Sebastian, still imprisoned in
Badger's dungeon, attempt to devise a cunning escape plan. Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando
continue their search for the cave in which Aelgvir, Urun, and Narratorius sought shelter,
only to find it was inhabited and guarded by a fearsome Dwemer Sphere Guardian, which
refuses to allow them to leave. Only a proper password will save their lives, and they
simply don't have the slightest clue. Spoiler Alert- The password ain't 'Guest'.

All of this, plus a surprise shakeup in the cast of the show, as well as a (naturally)
extended Blooper Reel make this THE CAN'T MISS EPISODE OF THE YEAR! And, in fact, the ONLY
episode of the year. One caveat, though. This sucker weighs in at about 80 Megs, so you
might wanna wait till you're on wifi to download this baby. I take no responsibility for any
data overages you may incur while downloading this thing over 4G or whatever wireless system
you're on.

At long last, the ACTUAL newest Campfire Storytime has arrived. The last one,
of course, being a cruel hoax. But this time you're really going to have a blast as Rich
regales you with tales of community theatre, the Magic of Disney, Audio Zombie Drama, and
more! Let's face it: there are worse ways to waste a half hour of your life.

This was actually an April Fool's joke in 2015; an episode disguised as a
boring Campfire Storytime. I realize it's entirely possible that some people ignored this on
principle, so I'm attempting to bring this episode into the fold in proper episodic order so
that your playlists will be all sleek and organized-looking. Now let's see if I remember how
to code an RSS feed. It's been a while.

Cando tells Zapatos his backstory and explains how he met Marjaenewen. The
team receives an update on current events to the North. Soris plots his vengeance upon
Two-Tails and unleashes his powers of Speechcraft in a brash escape attempt.