188. An Extremely Gendered Sniper Rifle Topic Lords

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Maxx
Erica


Topics:



Zines and Jam Games; stuff that's understood to be breakable


https://itch.io/c/689872/indiepocalypse

Birding in the pandemic
Itinerant Filmmakers


http://www.meltonbarker.org/

Meditation on Capitalism


I found the tweet that the image came from, but still don't know the author of the poem: https://twitter.com/Sierra_OffLine/status/1100852286585221122



Microtopics:



The Bugzooka
Booms and busts of little insect invasions.
A little vacuum chamber that you squish closed.
Sucking a fly through a tube.
Cry havoc and let slip the bugs of war.
Egads, Bugzooks!
The Bug-A-Salt Passion Assassin 3.0.
A middle aged dad of the type that would buy a salt gun
A bugzooka in active use.
A balding man who looks like Jeffery Epstein crawling on the floor in his underwear to promote the Bug-A-Salt.
Professor Fly Presents: Fly Facts.
Judging the anatomical correctness of Professor Fly.
Hammacher-Schlemmer ads for bug-catching devices.
Whether women make better snipers.
Aiming at the fly on the wall with your laser sight.
Mr. Pinch.
A fly in a lab coat who lives in Seattle.
A photocopied leaflet about your band or political cause.
The best, most well-produced musicians in the world.
Ways to frame game jams.
A good brain hack for if you feel the urge to be a product.
Indiepocalypse.
Electric Zine Maker.
Whether the pandemic is over.
One of the birdiest places in the United States.
Talk Irby to Me.
Becoming texting buddies with a famous bird systematist from Cornell.
A Big Year.
Yelling bird coordinates at someone you just met.
Winston's favorite bird and why he likes it so much.
Knowing something about ravens. (Not what they eat.)
The Northwestern Crow.
A crow catching live shrimp and stashing them in the moss.
Collecting black walnut husks to dye wool.
Feeding crows who bring you lipstick from the 1940s.
What to do with a 10 pound bag of unsalted peanuts.
A movie where every kid in town foils an attempted kidnapping and then holds a talent show.
Ark Music Factory.
Hiring a record label guy to write and record a song with your daughter so she can star in a terrible music video and become a survivor of internet celebrity.
Social media survivors.
Stardom: it's not good for you.
Whether kids today still want to be movie stars.
Bitmojis and other things that put you in a little cartoon.
A customized birthday greeting from a Weird Al.
Paying Rudy Giuliani a pittance to wish your mom a happy birthday.
One of the Breaking Bad hitman twins undercutting the other by $300 on Cameo.
Preserving your Too Short custom rap tape on Youtube.
A poem written in BASIC that is spoilers for Mad Men.
The light in your Ikea bookshelf recognizing the light in you.
Doing line number archaeology when reading a BASIC program.
Seeing text from the other side of the page through the page.
Do It.
Instructional Art.
Finding 25 identical objects and naming them all Jimmy.
Flying Maxx to the Permian Basin to teach your students how to repair microscopes.
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