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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer YMH Studios

    • Comedy
    • 4.7 • 22K Ratings

Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

    Ever Been Knocked Out? w/ Brian Simpson

    Ever Been Knocked Out? w/ Brian Simpson

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    Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by comedian Brian Simpson and he and the bears talk thrill rides over some micheladas. They also talk about gift giving and the hardest person to shop for(it's Joe Rogan). They also talk about bushes, the things men are delusional about, knockouts, breadwinners, legacies, and inheritances.
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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Don't Call It A Comeback w/ Jon Stewart

    Don't Call It A Comeback w/ Jon Stewart

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    Bert is down for the count this week and sitting in for him is the great Jon Stewart joining Tom Segura for 1 Bear, 1 Jew...or No Cave, 1 Bear...idk it's still 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Jon Stewart has recently returned to The Daily Show host chair on Mondays and he talks about how his return has been going. They discuss the idea of time being able to pass you by, legacies fathers leave behind for their kids, Tom's own son's colorful vocabulary, and then dip some bear paws into political issues. They also talk about the gift of gift giving, stuff Tom's sons are into right now, and Jon Stewart details his run in the WWE, having a moment at Summer slam, and turning heel on John Cena. Check it out!
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    Tony Hinchcliffe ROASTS The Bears

    Tony Hinchcliffe ROASTS The Bears

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    We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by the great and powerful Tony Hinchcliffe! Tony talks with the bears about the origin and legacy of Kill Tony, doing arena shows, and of course the Netflix Roast of Tom Brady. They swap stories on how they each got involved with the show and the creative process behind it all. Tony even drops a hot scoop from the event just for Tom and Bert. They also talk about the good and bad parts of the roast, the performances of Andrew Shultz, Nikki Glaser, and Ben Affleck, plus much more! You can't really tell, but Tony looks like he's dressed like a UPS delivery guy. Grab a deflated football and enjoy!
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    • 1 hr 12 min
    2 Bears 5K Champ Cameron Hanes

    2 Bears 5K Champ Cameron Hanes

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    We're back with another primal episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert relive some moments from this past weeks 2 Bears 5k with bowhunting athlete Cameron Hanes. Cameron is no stranger to bears, as a hunter they are one of the many types of game he takes down throughout the year. His hunting eventually attracted the eye of the one and only Joe Rogan, who picked Cam's brain about everything there is to know about bowhunting. Cameron tells the bears some hunting stories and even gets them interested in joining in as well. They also talk about proxy parenting, diet coke, relieving yourself during marathons, the competition of life, active lifestyles, some wisdom from Bert's dad.
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    • 1 hr 28 min
    Tackling The Tom Brady Roast w/ Jimmy Carr

    Tackling The Tom Brady Roast w/ Jimmy Carr

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    We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are fresh off a gig roasting Tom Brady on Netflix and they tell the story of how they got there and how challenging it was being a last minute addition to the show. Jimmy Carr joins them and offers his more posh take on the festivities as well. They also talk about Nikki Glaser's performance, Rob Gronkowski, the sensibilities of being Irish and English, the joy of comedy, and getting laughs in different languages.
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    • 1 hr 16 min
    Strip Club Stories w/ "Dr. Phil"

    Strip Club Stories w/ "Dr. Phil"

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    Alright, we'll keep it here....Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are looking to grow and heal and have some help in the form of the one and only "Dr. Phil" (Adam Ray)! Tom and Bert start off by getting the good doctor a stiff drink, before they debate soft drinks and famous Jasons. They deep dive into Brad Pitt lore and discuss the old saying "age is just a number". "Dr. Phil" surprises the bears with some fun facts and people with funny sounding names. They also play a couple of bonding games "Dr. Phil" has come up with and share some wild stories they've experienced at gentlemen clubs. Other topics covered in this one include Alex Trebek, little people, favorite comedians, and running bits. We'll be right back!
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    • 1 hr 20 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
22K Ratings

22K Ratings

ChuckCoz ,

Haters gonna hate

Bert and Tom Tom and Bert. ‘Nough said.

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Less Bert

Less Bert = better podcast

MarinFlorin ,

Absolute Steaming Garbage

Tom is a predacious and bacterial grifter who is beyond indifferent to his limited fanbase.

Bert can barely convert oxygen into carbon dioxide without pounding a drink and telling some “true-story” lie.

If you want to listen to two morons plug their vodka while trying to hide their liver spots, then this podcast is for you.

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