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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer YMH Studios

    • Comedy
    • 4.7 • 21.8K Ratings

Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

    World's Smallest D***s

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    Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Bert's back in the Cave this week and he and Tom discuss aging and lower members. Specifically which nationality ages the best and which nation has the smallest average peener size. Two completely different debates for two completely intriguing topics. Speaking of words you can't say without getting flagged online, Bert and Tom also talk about how confusing the content policies are for social media sites and how sometimes it's difficult to tell what's appropriate and what's not. It's not all fun and games this week as Tom and Bert also get a little sentimental and talk about feeling shame for the first time, the heavy weight of people pleasing all the time, and being cynical about people finding fulfillment in silly things. Other things covered in this episode include, ladyboys, Bert's favorite Austrian painter, Queen Elizabeth, the origin of drinking ages, and Shannon Doherty. Tune in and learn something!
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    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 225
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    AI Is Taking Over The World w/ Duncan Trussell

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    Bert's locked up so this week comedian Duncan Trussell joins Tom Segura on 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Duncan knows a thing or two about doing time and he shares these surprisingly fun experiences with Tom. This leads to Duncan and Tom discussing the ethics and dietary concerns when it comes to eating your friends and neighbors. But Humans aren't only a food source they're also a source of labor and comedy, two things that are at risk of being replicated by robots and AI, a discourse that Duncan has plenty of thoughts on. Other topics brought up include deviant monks, rituals, genital fillers, glass eyes, Japan, NPC's, the James Webb Telescope, sociopaths , war hero grandpas, goofballs, secret handshakes, and much more!
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    Delicious or Disgusting Taste Test

    Delicious or Disgusting Taste Test

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    Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert do some global taste testing and try out some different snacks from around the world! Some of them prove to be quite tasty while others require a trashcan standing by. Also keeping with that theme, the bears talk about the massive Indian population, the foreign policy of Pakistan, Russian chess masters, White Jamaicans, Bert's Travel Channel show, Japanese snowball fights, and the unique ways people say "LOL" in other languages. Try it out!
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    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 223
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    Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have created their own vodka! They discuss their brand new vodka Por Osos and share the process from distilling to bottling to drinking. The Bears also taste test some samples of the stuff, before brainstorming marketing moves and which celebrities they should recruit to be brand ambassadors. Burnt and Tim also talk about the upcoming Super Bowl, mixed drinks, sushi addictions, nicotine needs, Taylor Swift, famous Russians, la Raza, training horses, an update on the 2 Bears 5k, plus Donna Kelce tries to FaceTime Bert, and we get a reveal of what the Por Osos bottle looks like! Take a drink and earn your Monday.
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    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 222
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    Does Katt Williams Hate Us?

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    Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom shares his experiences from a recent trip to Japan, the delicious cuisine there, and Bert tries his best not to interrupt. The bears also discuss accents, addicts, geishas, the Grateful Dead, George R.R. Martin, meeting famous people, El Paso, the Golden Globes, 5K by May, and much more!
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    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 221
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    In Love with Weed w/ Jake Johnson

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    This week actor Jake Johnson joins Bert Kreischer for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Jake's got a new movie out called "Self Reliance" and he didn't just act in it, he also produced, wrote, and directed it! He shares the entire experience with Bert which leads to a conversation about the current media landscape and the rapid pace of change. The two become instant pals as they discuss the early days of UFC, Jake's animated show "Hoops", Matthew Perry, Katt Williams' comedy, awards hosts, partying at Johnny Depp's house, unauthorized impersonators, being health conscience as you age, stoner activities, butt dialing Olivia Munn, shopping with Jason Schwartzman, plus a FaceTime with Damon Wayans Jr. and much more!
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    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 220

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    • 2 hr 21 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
21.8K Ratings

21.8K Ratings

Alex31JS ,

Don't eat and talk on a podcast

Loved the show but the eating was horrible to listen to unlike Bert's other podcast where he eats

IamKyleB ,

They’ve totally lost touch and with it their sense of humor.

I subscribed on day 1 as a big fan but recently have unsubscribed as I just can’t stand them anymore. I’m happy for their success but with it has come an arrogance that I could honestly accept and deal with if they maintained the quality of the podcast but it’s really fallen off a cliff. Guest bears are total hit or miss but even when it’s the two of them it’s just them jerking off to how awesome they are with only small flickers of the old fun and magic that made them both funny and relatable.

Success ruins some people and unfortunately Tom and Bert are two of those people.

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the Bragging comedians- Tom & Bert

Tom brags about being rich. Real funny:( Y’all are so important. No wonder Kay Williams hates y’all. Tom you look like Harry Carey in your STUPID GLASSES.

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