231. Game: The Game And Music Experience Topic Lords

Lords:



Jeff


http://dopeassvideogames.com/

Tyriq


https://fourbitfriday.itch.io/



Topics:



The shame of not remembering any good jokes for kids and having to write jokes on the spot for impatient children
What's your favorite genre to consume that you have no interest in making (or think you'd suck at?)
High Sidin'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5INAxH1HD7s

Poetry


https://poets.org/poem/poetry

Every mammal has a fish


Microtopics:



Line of sight for the fog of war.
Plugging unplugging.
How to keep looking at TikTok when your phone is destroyed.
Telling your kid that Youtube broke.
Youtube videos that teach your child how to give a thumbs up.
Having more kids because it pays for itself.
Why did the princess have no dresses?
Explaining to a four year old about the $20 Sack Pyramid.
Weaning yourself off of saying /s by saying "wocka wocka" instead.
Teaching your kids better standards for comedy.
Snow White did this and then Belle was there and Ariel was there with her human legs.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but for making pie.
Looking up knock knock jokes online.
Your kid finding your secret hoard of popsicle sticks and realizing you didn't just make all those jokes up from your head.
Things you want to have made but don't want to make
Trying to surprise yourself with your own level design.
Wallowing in the stuckness.
Whether game developers know when they're making a bad game.
Playtesting the shit out of a game because you enjoy playtesting so much.
Questionable hip hop.
Thrashy hyperpop.
Full-time access to a green screen and what it does to your head.
Comedy FMV games.
Making a career out of making bad art except it's funny and having to live with yourself.
Approachable game projects.
Pivoting from making an action RPG to making a Vampire Survivors clone in the space of a weekend.
Making a bunch of efforts and they're all terrible.
Whispering into a distortion pedal.
Putting your vocals through a bunch of effects pedals because your lyrics are terrible.
Enjoying an art creation process until you get too self conscious and ruin it.
Wallowing in the stuckness.
Making art and never showing it to anybody.
A twin stick shooter that's just for me.
Game Heads.
Onlookers getting hyphy.
"Side Show" by 415.
Back when Oakland was in the 415 area code.
Turning tight ones.
Turning brodies in an intersection while commuters look at your 15-inch subwoofers.
Rogue car events.
Game: the Games and Music Experience.
A lowrider with the entirely wrong number of switches.
Whether Boots Riley and Too Short still live in Oakland.
Aspirational trailer music choices.
Car Stealth: drive around a corner and hide.
Missing Rock Band but not missing it enough to install Fortnite.
Initiating taunts in Fortnite by strumming the guitar controller.
The immovable critic twinkling his skin.
Imaginary gardens with real toads in them.
Poetry with a diss track vibe to it.
Good going, dumbass, you got into poetry.
Whether poetry should rhyme.
Discriminating against business documents.
Putting a poem on genius.com and adding a "wocka wocka" annotation after every joke.
Spending an hour searching for animal names followed by "fish"
Which fish have the thickest bones?
Buffalo Fish Wings.
A fish that is way too big and shaped like the letter D.
Is Beyonce a Nicki Minaj friends??
Grandma's big bowl of worsties.
Energy drinks that make you want to disassemble a clock radio.
Drinking C4.
The guy you know who always has at least three Red Bulls on him at all times.
Bringing home a one-of-a-kind Monet even though you know your roommate is a Monet fiend and will eat it immediately.
The Master P of devouring Kit Kats.
The Queen of Bites and Sips.
Your duty to eat snacks before they go bad.
Eating one marshmallow right now.
The shitposty garbage that made Twitter fun.
Here's some pants pooping jokes, wocka wocka.
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