232. Where's The Poem, Zaborowske‪?‬ Topic Lords

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Taking Improv classes has been life changing.
Practicing 3 keyboard layouts at the same time
I bought store brand salt. You wouldn't think this would be a big deal but it turns out to be
I Once Snorted an Eight Ball with Santa, by Richie Zaborowske


https://www.havehashad.com/hadposts/i-once-snorted-an-eight-ball-with-santa

Are all creative ideas very derivative, or is it just my ideas


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Pickleball.
Weird shapes the birdie flies in.
The sport that has level design.
Mindful breathing.
You are now breathing mindfully.
Looking forward to being at square one.
Getting the real data once you stop paying attention.
Thespians in High School.
Spinning a wheel to figure out what emotion to feel.
Whether the yes and rule only works for comedy.
Pancakes. Are. Starchy.
Being late to your job that's on fire because you were stuck behind the fire truck.
Celebrating your own failures.
How to play Lemmings in 2024.
Self-esteem.
Immediately vibing with a new sport.
Autotuning except it's completely manual.
A bunch of joysticks that you twiddle with your fingers to do letters.
Colemak vs. Colemak DH.
Keyboards that are laid out in columns.
Splitting up the typing test into QWERTY, Dvorak and Colemak.
Palm Pilot Graffiti.
The Lord's Prayer in Gregg.
Shorthand. (Originally called Briefhand.)
Good ciphers for room escape puzzles.
Are QR codes based on the mazes in Zelda 2?
Flaky sea salt vs. coarse sea salt.
Adding a biting experience to make your food more heterogeneous.
Edible chemistry.
The last time you pinched salt.
Audially-rewarding salt grinders.
Science Youtuber Hank Green.
Warning pregnant women to not eat too much salty licorice.
Supertaster-outing Tic Tacs that regular people love but supertasters immediately vomit.
We've got a level six kaiju supertaster on our hands!
The guy who gets paid too much to taste ice cream.
The kind of person who doesn't salt their food but instead repeatedly licks a salt lick throughout the meal.
Heads swirling around like snow globes.
A poem that doesn't do anything with line breaks but does do something interesting with sentence lengths.
A poem that you might read on a bathroom stall.
Wearing the little hat and pulling on the cord that makes the horn toot.
The ecology that grows around the dumpster.
The crane swinging porta potties around.
An extremely expensive way to have fun
Heading towards the era of having kids.
Asking for payment for software that is not being maintained.
Minesweeper but X.
An idea that is worth doing but not obviously worth doing.
How to make Missile Command fun in a new and interesting way.
A boxing essay with questionable authenticity.
Strategies for enjoying Frog Fractions.
Rangers and the new way they handle animals.
Yes-anding whatever ideas come to you.
Ancient primals that were interlocked in battle.
Someone thinking of an idea.
Constantly listening for cues.
What do inanimate objects do?
Buying a giant bag of googly eyes and putting them on everything.
Not posting on Twitter.
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