A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

  1. 857 - The Golden Jokers Plan

    1D AGO

    857 - The Golden Jokers Plan

    • Bart Marek Team ad; listener Mike's testimonial • Bart and Crystal's experience, communication, and professionalism • Bart fixed an underpriced listing; guided buyers in a slow market • Thanks to listeners who use sponsors; long-term client relationships • Brightline to Fort Lauderdale; checked bags due to size limits • Bags sent to Miami; staff confusion; no clear protocol • "Uber plan" to deliver bags to specific cruise ports • Doubts about entrusting unsupervised luggage to random drivers • Miscommunication on port; HR contact "Priscilla" looped in • Bag arrives three minutes before departure; board with relief • Key West stop; Sam's crawl with custom tattoos; Firehouse Museum • Bum Fardo legend; vanished firefighter/drug dealer; local merch • Torrential rain; closures; listeners helped with rides • Bimini by golf cart; beaches, local lunch, Nate's Bimini bread • Family argument inside Nate's; still bought bread • Accidentally in funeral parade; intense, awkward moment • Note on Bahamian funeral customs; "bad-luck orb" continues • Cruise trivia dispute over a cheating kid; tempers flare • Observations on cruise fights and ship disorganization • Karaoke room chaos: tech issues, unprepared host, random walk-ins • Emotional show endings; hugs; goodbyes • Ongoing Twitch: "Sipping with Sammy"; gaming with Travis • Plan to make music again using a new electronic drum kit; Sweetwater follow-ups • Dan chooses Pierce the Veil with Max; Turnstile skipped • Max sings every song; joy through his son's excitement • Concert bits: band-shirt norms, TikTok resurgence of songs • Outfit drama: black tie sent to Miami; painted nails; chain wallet • Venue bans chain wallets; security hassles; older fans react online • Personality talk: fixed traits vs growth; therapy and taking initiative • Halloween segment: define "spooky" (murder, ghost, mystery, supernatural) • "House of Horrors" (Calcutta): father Aurobinda, son Partha, sister Debjani • Neighbors report smoke; father found burned; suicide note discovered • Home in filth; nonstop Joyce Meyer sermons playing • Debjani's dressed skeleton; dogs' bones; months undiscovered • Partha dines beside her remains; claims nightly visitations • Notes everywhere; sister coherent, brother obsessive and erratic • Father plans property split; family mental-health collapse • Partha institutionalized, later self-immolation like father • Dyatlov Pass (1959): tents cut from inside; calm barefoot escape • Bodies with burns/trauma; radios/radiation; lights reported; Bigfoot-like photo • Theories: avalanche, infrasound, animals, Cold War secrecy • Pascagoula abduction (1973): Hickson & Parker; blue craft; paralyzed, examined • Hidden police recording of terrified talk; consistent stories for decades • Polygraphs/hypnosis/toxicology passed; no fame motive • Note on unreliable eyewitnesses despite multiple witnesses • Roast recap: News Junkie event at Dr. Phillips; Pinkman, Sabrina • Moe Dewitt praised; video intro highlight • Tuddle introduces C-Lane, not roasting; chaos ensues • Tuddle rants on modern radio; challenges Ryan Holmes to "stunt off" • Belt off; demands whippings; storms off; audience stunned • Radio's wilder past vs now; jokes about missing "fun" • Close: thanks to Samantha; plug "Sipping with Sammy"; tease Halloween special at Seth's; seagrass poison mishap gag ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    2h 31m
  2. 856 - Eureka CacaSeeka

    OCT 24

    856 - Eureka CacaSeeka

    • MyEternalVitality.com & Dr. Powers sponsorship • Hormone therapy, women's health, and Andrea's progress • Colette Fehr shares her experience; Crystal's possible gluten allergy • Low testosterone, fatigue, and libido testing for men • Nutrition tracking and gut health discussion • Reminder: mention being a Tom & Dan listener for VIP care • Promo for Dr. Powers and MyEternalVitality.com • Friday Free Show with guest Savannah from Gatorland • Fans recognizing her in Tom & Dan shirts; awkward encounters • Seth Petruzzelli's infested boat and Halloween tease • Savannah's delayed visit after Australia trip; jet lag and illness • Eye infection story—stye, home remedies, heated needle, antibiotics • Working at Gatorland with eye patch; attacked by gator "Bullet" • ER visit, misdiagnosis, and frustration with healthcare • Ordered to rest for a month; pirate patch jokes and recovery • Stress-related styes, family history, and iHeart contagion jokes • Koala preview: "trash animals" tease • Music: Soft Cult "She Said He Said" • BudDocs.org with Dr. "Chan Latte"—medical marijuana info, promos, discounts • "Bad at Business Beerfest" promo—Nov 22, free, 21+, 600 gift bags, 2–4 pm pours • Sponsors: Giant Recreation World, Gabriel Plants, Cadillac Pat, My Eternal Vitality • Joke booth: "free chest x-rays" • Savannah's annual Australia trip; saltwater crocodile conservation • East Timor journey—legend of "grandfather crocodile" • Meeting Tio Miguel in fishing village; locals fish among crocs • Village beliefs: crocodiles as protectors, "only the guilty get attacked" • Locals call white visitors "malais" ("white devil") • Gift-giving tradition: candy, rum, cigarettes • Crocodile blessing ceremony with betel nuts and spiritual ritual • Emotional moment—locals call Savannah "Rika," reincarnated crocodile spirit • Visit to sacred croc "Boy" and welcome into the family • Reflection on cultural respect and adventurous travel • Discussion of stimulants like betel, coca, sugar cane • First spiritual experience; humor about "white-guy communion" • Importance of empathy over scientific detachment • Story: crocodile returning body after prayer • Modernization contrast—phones and tradition coexisting • Closing song: "Honey Bee" by Ivy Boy • Underground Metalworks promo—BDM-owned welding school, small classes, 10% off with MEDIOCRE • Paisley Painting sponsor—remote quotes via Google Earth • Savannah back on TikTok doc about koalas • Koalas eat toxic eucalyptus; sleep all day; joeys eat "pap" for immunity • Chlamydia epidemic among koalas; vaccine program • Wombats praised—square poop, butt-armor defense • Savannah wants one for Gatorland; dark web wombat jokes • Debate: taming wild animals; great ape attacks; BBL disasters • Travel gut issues; France food overload; pinkeye from party pool • Cultural etiquette eating abroad; meat paste "donut" disaster • Bucket-flush toilet in Cuba; no doors or seats; Santería healer summoned • Miscommunication—Savannah undresses for ritual; cured by nightfall • Reflection on travel confidence; 10 years abroad, 9 at Gatorland • Meeting German traveler years later; backpacker culture • Living in Jeep with child; travel builds resilience • Travel easier when young; middle-age fatigue; GoFundMe joke for New Zealand trip • Desire for family travel before kids grow; koala stink jokes • Gatorland Halloween event—Haunted Monster Museum, candy, costumes, bugs, animals • Gatorland Christmas tradition—family photos with tree • Capybara craze, giant poop jokes, vegetarian talk • Vegetarian vs. meat-eater humor; Crystal's kids choose diets • Farewell with Savannah; event promos: Beerfest, Sofas and Suds, Halloween special, Monday BDM show • Humorous legal outro ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    1h 56m
  3. 855 - PP Pups

    OCT 17

    855 - PP Pups

    • Jeff's Bagel Run opens Lake Mary on Halloween • Push the JBR app; free bagel promo • Fresh spreads, coffee, hot-honey everything test • Post pics with #TDBagel • Friday Free Show kicks off • Guest: Brendan O'Connor of Orlando Shine • November: Bad at Business Beer Fest; Sofas and Suds • Logistics: start times, IDs, free entry, charity pint glass • Orlando Shine hits ~20k monthly uniques • Why Brendan left former outlet; Mo Dewitt first sponsor • Fired after revealing Mo's offer; labeled an "enemy" • Launching Shine felt validating; stress down • Brendan as brand face; firing criticized; praise for Mike Donahue • "Replaceable" reminders; automation/AI replacing workers • Self-driving trucks; remote monitoring • Urged to start a "blog war"; Brendan stays positive • Shine covers grim stories with empathy; avoids drama • Point Orlando: Museum of Ice Cream selfie pop-up • Still Lounge by Dre & Snoop; "gin and juice" theme • Hip-hop venues: Proper Lounge; Still Lounge • Shine posted MOIC at 1 a.m.; rival claimed "Scoop!" at 8 a.m. • Accused AI-style rewrites; aggregation ethics and proper credit • OBJ/Sentinel sourcing norms; grace is gone; undermining alleged • Former employer litigious; Mo says "I got your back" • Florida "tree audit" funding: state grants/tree fund, not taxes • Tree fines fund programs; property-tax debate; state control • People want tax relief; budgets misunderstood • Boutique local outlets; fragmented audiences • Scroll culture, headline skims, ad-bloated sites • AI filler vs. human reporting; diversify sources • Ad metrics inflated; empty "impressions" • Shine sells engagement/trust over raw numbers • Old radio PPM vs. meaningless digital clicks • Google's paid results vs. current ChatGPT answers • Worry about future AI monetization bias • AI as tool: Brendan uses tracking/visuals; Dan prefers TikTok • Stoicism: focus on what you control; skip fear loops • Brendan's Canada family spooked by U.S. news • Rumor: live-action Jetsons with Jim Carrey • Jetsons trivia: one season in 1960s; revived in 1980s; set in 2062 • Love for Googie futurism; T&D brand nods to mid-century • Retro TVs, VHS culture, lost media; studio write-offs yank films • Tom of Finland shout; leather aesthetics; Folsom Street Fair explained • Puppy-play pens; Beer Fest "puppy pen" gag; dom/sub curiosity • Burning Man "Celestial Bodies" note • Adult-night debate: fun without full swinger vibes; nude beaches as option • Safety/etiquette at gay bars; buddy system; straight bars vs. karaoke • Big Daddy's chaos; Creed sing-alongs • Casino boats memory; declined ads; Oktoberfest "mud bog" humor • Viral boat-fail culture vs. reality; spectators filming over helping • Scotty's dad Glenn tales: Fireball, purse gun, wild pontoon mishap • Biketoberfest plan: leather shopping; Daytona wild vs. New Smyrna calm • Cabbage Patch coleslaw wrestling; Playalinda nude section • Adult-weekend ideas: speakeasies, secret bars, escape rooms • Orlando gay nightlife: District Dive; Southern Nights; "Stiffies" • Jetsons chat returns; Carrey's family-friendly picks • Orlando Shine: joyful local coverage; memberships; Friday 8 p.m. Real Radio • Adventures on Tap D&D charity; Brendan as a gnome • Scooby-Doo campaign pitch; Velma vs. Daphne jokes • Close: BDM show Monday; playful sign-off ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    2h 8m
  4. 844 - Horny Vanbucketdad

    OCT 10

    844 - Horny Vanbucketdad

    • Fairvilla Megastore Halloween party and Grave Rave • Horny Dracula joke and costume talk • Shopping for lingerie, gifts, and costumes at Fairvilla • Store locations in Kissimmee, I-Drive, Palatka, and Sanford • Visit Fairvilla.com for info and events • Show intro and sponsor shoutouts • Reflection on show longevity and episode count • New Love Thy Neighbor podcast with Colette Fehr • Relationship focus with humor and Thursday schedule • Promo for free Bad at Business Beerfest on Nov 22 • THC seltzer trend and tolerance chat • Guest Amy LeCours on sobriety and quitting Adderall • Marriage dynamics and side-effect jokes • Beerfest planning and sponsor updates • Jeff's Bagel Run app and giveaways • Giant Recreational World RVs joining the fest • Camping trip to Jonathan Dickinson State Park • Camper luxury and marriage humor • Beerfest lineup with free beer, seltzers, food trucks, and giveaways • Gabriel Plants and Jeff's Bagel Run freebies • Silver Linings Band and DJ Sharp performing live • Family-friendly, all-ages street party • Limited gift bags, arrive early at noon • Pint-glass sales benefit Yellow Brick Road Foundation • Jokes about charity credit and validation • Sofas and Suds couch races promo before Thanksgiving • AI fatigue and Sora 2 video generator talk • SJ from St. Cloud as tech partner • AI videos: zombie chase and Stephen Hawking skateboarding • Digital afterlife and consent debate • A Boy Named Farts AI parody and artist-rights talk • Chris Stapleton concert canceled for bronchitis • Weekend plans ruined and weather debate • Defending a Monster segment on Columbus • Guns, disease, and morality in context • Regret over "Indian" label and Italian stereotypes • Columbus confusion and AI fatigue • Columbus Day regattas and nude boating nostalgia • 1980s parenting, drinking, and no seatbelts • Bucket Dad memories and reckless fun • Past vs modern child-safety contrast • Indoor-smoking nostalgia and car-feature talk • Tech-gap jokes about landlines and icons • New hair-growth study with minoxidil and stevia • Tugboat Clark beard experiment • Hollerbach's Oktoberfest food, beer, and stein-holding • Amy LeCours comedy shows at 12 Talons, Bull & Bush, Little Indies • NFL tush-push debate and rule predictions • Bucket Dad callback and email segment • Workplace story on covering coworker duties • Independent show model vs old iHeart system • Employees multitasking and ghost quitters • Caring exploited vs healthy boundaries • Accepting favors without guilt • Listener Joshua's dad-daughter Honda N600 build • Parenting and passing down skills • Bucket Dads vs absent dads motivation • Balancing trauma and success in kids • Using video proof for parenting memories • Flip-flops and professionalism debate • Florida casual culture vs business image • Comics dressing up out of respect • Tom's Pukes of Hazard tease and leg injury • Physical-therapy embarrassment and odor jokes • Avoidance humor and smell callback • Tugboat Clark storm call-in and 10-ft waves • Stevia-minoxidil patch results and mouse study • Crack vs Stevia confusion and Charlie Sheen story • Listener Concrete Mike 9/11 near-miss story • Fate, luck, and random survival themes • Dan's Sanford Cracker Barrel shooting story • Divine intervention vs chance debate • Other-shoe-to-drop mindset and entropy metaphor • Rant on pill shortages and Adderall panic • Wrap-up plugs for Amy LeCours and Pillow Fort podcast • Reminder to listen to Love Thy Neighbor • Upcoming November events and Fairvilla party • Attend Sofas and Suds and Beerfest • Colette Fehr confirmed for Beerfest • Pukes of Hazard premieres Monday for BDMs • Subscribe at TomandDan.com and join the fun ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    1h 52m
4.9
out of 5
2,307 Ratings

About

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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