A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

  1. 913 - Savannah and Ramon

    APR 24

    913 - Savannah and Ramon

    Bart Marek and Crystal Vann promoted as experienced Central Florida realtors Warning against inexperienced realtors costing tens of thousands Brian Zymel highlighted for better mortgage rates and shopping options Spring market timing and importance of accurate pricing comps Friday Free Show setup with Savannah in studio Alligator 911 joke and Florida nuisance gator rules explained Public overreaction to harmless alligators in natural habitats 11 foot alligator found near International Drive Trapper process, relocation, meat and hide use, and hunting camps Ethical concerns about canned alligator hunts Gatorland paying for relocation and rescue logistics Plan to relocate large alligator instead of killing it Savannah coordinating rescue approval and funding via social media revenue Viral Lamborghini crash with lifted truck in Lake Mary Driver visibility issues and dashcam footage breakdown Crowd filmed instead of helping, only one person checked on driver Massive repair costs and exotic shop handling damage Discussion of lifted trucks versus low sports cars danger Ramon shares business background and Happy Kiddos company Cuban immigrant story and leaving high paying job to build business Multiple income streams including real estate and mentorship Mixed reactions to success, admiration and skepticism Joke about Lamborghini owners and Florida driving chaos Crunch Fitness references and ad idea from crash Life success compared to poker with luck and skill Cuban resilience, optimism, and desire to help people in Cuba Savannah viral photo and dealing with creepy online comments Strategy of blocking and filtering toxic followers Debate over responsibility of posting versus commenting Online trolling behavior and hypocrisy from normal profiles Morocco trip for crocodile conference and conservation work Criticism from academic community and influencer crossover tension Gender bias and comparison to stand up comedy gatekeeping Preparing for cultural norms, travel concerns, and safety jokes Wildlife stories including being chased by alligators and crocodiles Advice to run straight and target soft spots if attacked VPN discussion for privacy, pricing differences, and streaming access AI glasses and real time language translation tech Speculation about communicating with animals and brain mapping Concerns about AI dependence and reduced creativity Nostalgia for early phones and simpler tech era Red light camera tickets and lawyer advice Listener voicemail from Cactus Steve and cancer support Nostalgia for radio promotions and bar events Local food talk including soul food spots and small business struggles Debate on why good restaurants fail without marketing Fast food quality, sauce limits, and corporate control Sushi eating limits and fast food binge stories Conspiracy talk about food supply and large chains Flea and tick infestations tied to environmental changes Pest control ideas including heat traps Running jokes about failed business plans and missed opportunities Gatorland tips, baby birds, and harsh wildlife realities Promotion of BDM membership and show wrap up ### Social Media https://tomanddan.com https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive https://facebook.com/amediocretime https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive Where to Find the Show Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s Exclusive Content https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/

    2h 4m
  2. 912 - Sublimely Cold

    APR 16

    912 - Sublimely Cold

    My Eternal Vitality with Dr Powers focuses on hormones and gut health Hormone imbalance affects men and women with age Personalized plans based on testing and analysis Symptoms include fatigue brain fog low energy inflammation Food testing can reveal hidden inflammatory ingredients Regular doctors often do not test for these issues Dr Powers offers 100 off testing and peptide options Friendly conversational approach and show supporter Show intro from Injured On The Go Just Call Moe Studio Guest Ross McCoy joins the show Grandpa saying some days chicken some days shit debate Discussion of randomness in good and bad days Show airs on a different day than usual Trip planned to Denver for Sublime at Red Rocks Concern about cold weather snow and concert conditions Tickets for both nights album play and mixed set Nostalgia for Sublime and Bradley Nowell legacy Son performing fathers songs note for note Joke about kids taking over the show legacy Gift debate when giver also benefits from it Plans to see The Weeknd multiple times Song Crank Two Hogs recorded old school style References to BDM event jokes and show bits Fear of concert cancellation due to weather or damage Irony of tropical band in freezing conditions Meeting friends staying in Airbnb kids stay home Youth reckless years without fear of consequences Belief earlier generation avoided constant video capture Smartphones created permanent records of behavior Old videos can resurface and damage reputation People now act more cautious due to cameras More content created but not higher quality Modern life includes constant surveillance and recording Nostalgia for VHS era ability to erase mistakes Old electronics culture and store buying experience Grocery store butcher story always negative personality Debate if people can change baseline mood Sesame Street character comparisons and humor Hollerbachs restaurant promo food music events pins Nostalgia for Sucrets Listerine harsh remedies Debate if painful treatments work better Hygiene concerns with shared mouthwash Voicemail about nurse lending phone privacy concerns Commentary on past overprescribing painkillers Debate addiction vs recreational use Panhandler behavior money vs food discussion Idea of informal system for giving at intersections Eye contact and dominance in panhandler interactions Update on Mr Gold moving to stable career Sign spinners vs inflatable advertising debate Sponsor Don Mealy Chevrolet and JC Harrelson Branding contest to improve small business image NASCAR naming and branding discussion Debate on athletic cups and sports gear use Voicemail about failed attempt to invade Cuba Pickleball rise vs tennis decline discussion Issues with courts gear and playing conditions Neighborhood debris and city maintenance complaints Explanation of show intro recordings and backups Rumors and jokes about celebrities and wrestlers Debate on prank behavior vs assault definitions Bike lane misuse and parking frustrations Conflict with golf cart driver in parking lot Event plug Black Hammock Oviedo live show Orlando Science Center membership promo code tomanddan BDM shirts available and extra content teased Ross McCoy show plug with Joe Burn Outro with recurring hog crankers joke and bit ### Social Media https://tomanddan.com https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive https://facebook.com/amediocretime https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive Where to Find the Show Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s Exclusive Content https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/

    1h 51m
  3. 911 - Crumpling or Folding with Ross & Sam

    APR 10

    911 - Crumpling or Folding with Ross & Sam

    * Medical marijuana licensing via BudDocs with one visit then telehealth renewals * 7 month renewals handled by email or text with quick online payment * Same day approval and dispensary access * Florida dispensary deals and first time discounts up to about 60 percent * Cannabis products include vapes pills oral and flower * Friday Free Show with Ross and Sam * Battery toy dog from 1985 South Korea later copied by China * Toy barks walks flips now about 20 dollars * IP theft discussion and impact on creators * BDM Appreciation Week and party push * Joke about faking BDM proof with screenshots * Studio banter and system jokes * Weight loss comments and awkward compliments * BDM perks include extra weekly show for 12 plus years * BDM Facebook group low conflict no politics community * Group helps boost posts votes and member causes * Example helping kids contest with mass voting * Joke about multi level kid marketing * Sponsor roll call multiple brands * Sam knee injury jumping off truck hitch * Gender dynamics strong woman vs chivalry * Compliments vs inappropriate comments * HOA conflict setup and chaotic Zoom meetings * HOA fees dues and poor communication * Legal cases and risk of special assessments * Florida condo crisis context and regulations * Extreme assessments trapping owners * Murder in neighborhood discovered after fact * Lawsuit against HOA for negligence and wrongful death * Insurance refusing coverage for violence * HOA lack of transparency and meeting issues * Debate over lighting rules and enforcement * Resident frustration and board hostility * Protest joke ideas and neighbor feud stories * Muppet themed burlesque show at Hourglass Brewing * Burlesque as art comedy and nudity mix * Jury Duty style hidden camera show concept * Dog birthday party culture and social gatherings * Fairvilla Megastore read and product variety * Orlando Science Center new immersive Dome * Dome features large screen audio seating and events * Potential live shows and immersive content * Sailing couple incident in Bahamas investigation * Dinghy explanation and boating terms * Suspicious voicemail and lack of urgency * Alcohol and relationship issues noted * Difficulty proving murder without evidence * Sublime touring with Jakob Nowell debate * Caller with 7000 DVDs and resale struggles * Decline of physical media and nostalgia for extras * LA trip Disneyland and Comedy Store visit * Surprise sets by major comedians * Criticism of LA traffic homelessness and infrastructure * NYC trip plans Broadway shows and Times Square chaos * 9 11 memorial etiquette and enforcement complaints * Malcolm in the Middle revival news * Anime criticism and changing media standards * Everest base camp tourism and insurance scam * Fake medical evacuations for payouts * Vietnam cave travel discussion and risks * Toilet paper debate crumple vs fold * Pest control stories and killing rats * Ethical discomfort with animal killing * Bidet vs toilet paper discussion * BDM event reminders and Uber safety * Membership cancellations and returns * Listener life update sober and doing well * Closing jokes and sign off tone  ### Social Media [https://tomanddan.com](https://tomanddan.com) [https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) [https://facebook.com/amediocretime](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) [https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) Where to Find the Show Apple Podcasts: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) Google Podcasts: [https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 Apple Podcasts: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) Google Podcasts: [https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) Exclusive Content [https://tomanddan.com/registration](https://tomanddan.com/registration) Merch [https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    2h 35m
4.9
out of 5
2,314 Ratings

About

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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