Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Jump down new rabbit holes with Timesuck, the weekly podcast that takes you on a fascinating and bizarre journey through history’s darkest corners, most shocking conspiracies, and wildest true stories. Hosted by acclaimed standup comedian and storyteller Dan Cummins, each episode blends dark humor with deep research to uncover hidden truths about infamous historical figures, unsolved mysteries, notorious serial killers, and more. If you crave the weird, the wild, and the unexpected, Timesuck is your next obsession! And check out the Short Sucks, a new series of 40-60 minute episodes two Fridays a month. These bite-sized stories are perfect for when you want a quick dose of Timesuck (or need more addictive content to consume while you’re waiting for your next Timesuck!)
Hosts & Guests
Listen up meat sacks
May 12
If you have made it this far and are now abandoning our king mush mouth because he made it perfectly clear where he stands and it’s not next to you then I don’t know what show you thought you were listening to. It only became political for you when Dan went after your candidate, you were happy as a clam listening to Mormons, quakers, communist, Scientologist, Islamist and many other minority groups catch a jab or critique BUT NOW he’s too political? This man has never been more than human, and that is all he has ever asked of us, and if you feel ashamed of that then good. Hail Nimrod and Hail Bojangles
Used to be a favorite
May 14
Christ is King. MAGA is forever. Look into the fraud and waste Doge found. Google it. Take 2 mins out of your day. Elon and his team of genius prodigies are rolling back 70 years of foreign nation building policy since WW2 and a $34 trillion debt. People will lose their jobs. Stock market will dip. Cough medicine is hard to take but necessary. The people who are really responsible for this imminent financial disaster have been in control for decades, and are blaming the guy who was elected for the first time running as a public servant. If you can’t see this you’re in a leftist idiot death spiral. Nelson Mandela wrote “How to be a good communist”. Reagan was right. Thatcher was right. Barack Obama was right. He was a communist. Norway has great social services because they are largely homogeneous and enjoy a near non-existent defense budget. Who picks up that tab? The US through NATO. Pretty easy to guess what two episodes I just listened to lol. In 2025 Dan has lost the plot. I respect his grind, and I like many previous episodes, but Dan regularly appeals to authority in scientific and academic issues without seriously considering or even presenting an oppositional viewpoint. He would like to see himself as a fair centrist, but he regularly lands on the side of the AP and BBC, not the side of unbiased thinkers. It’s state run media! Born in a different time and place he’d be citing Pravda news for information. It’s the Antifa episode replaying itself, over and over…Unironically ⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Suckmaster never fails to entertain!
May 11
Obsessed with anything Dan ( and Lynze) do. Perfect mix of fun facts/history and of course a lot of comedic relief sprinkled in there. I love everything about this podcast and recommend to EVERYONE! Hail Nimrod!!!
It makes my brain smarter about history
May 10
This podcast has made me smarter in history and makes me even have more dark humor
About
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- CreatorDan Cummins
- Years Active2016 - 2025
- Episodes516
- RatingExplicit
- Copyright© Dan Cummins
- Show Website
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