A Talk in the Attic Kirk Ross
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Expect the unexpected in this one-man variety show hosted by Kirk Ross from his studio in Grand Rapids, MI.
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From Fontes to Patricia (Just the Song)
This song is an excerpt from A Talk in the Attic Ep. 242. This parody was written and performed by Kirk Ross using Neil Young's "From Hank to Hendrix" as the source of inspiration.
From Fontes to Patricia
I stayed rootin’ for you
I was this close to giving up
Couldn’t bring myself to
So many new coaches
It was an endless hell
So hard to believe in them
Until Dan Campbell
Finally got it together
MCDC’s bona fide
He’s built a culture here
Throw SOL aside
Scott Mitchell to Matt Stafford
Sure, they both made me smile
But now we’re heading to a title game
San Francisco-style
I found myself thinking
Why it’d felt so off
Turns out, we needed more
Enter Jared Goff
Finally got a QB
One who takes care of the ball
Calm as a cucumber
Plus he’s pretty tall
Sometimes it’s Montgomery
Other times it’s Jahmyr
Sun God, LaPorta or Leaf
With no tacklers near
Defense getting better
Finally hitting their stride
Iffy, Duce, Branch and Cam
Hutch & Mac inside
This roster’s so much better
Younger, faster, and tough as nails
Plus they’re gritty as f**k
And GRIT, it never fails
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From Fontes to Patricia: An Ode to the Detroit Lions
*WATCH ON YOUTUBE* ... Kirk dives into his favorite sports team: the Detroit Lions, who are about to take on the San Francisco 49ers in their first NFC Championship game in 32 years. An organization marred by a lack of continuity and buried in futility, these Brand New Lions have everyone talking...and in this case, they've even got Kirk singing (a Lions-themed Neil Young parody).
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man vs. himself
in this introspective installment, kirk dives into his psyche to unpack his internal tumult. no script; no agenda; just his raw thoughts. theme song by joe jenneman, background track by manabu (kirk), finishing song "fail" by rainbow kitten surprise.
*watch on youtube*
links:
1. attic
2. joe jenneman
3. manabu (kirk's music project)
4. rainbow kitten surprise
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WINTER HEAT feat. The SEVENth, Jade, & Sonny Ski
*WATCH ON YOUTUBE* ... Kirk is joined by three Grand Rapids musicians to discuss their upcoming show Winter Heat, set to go down at The Pyramid Scheme on Thursday, December 21st. If you're into hip-hop, rap, R&B, or just into supporting independent musicians, swing through and show some love. Tap into this musical installment that dives into influences, artistic growth, and the challenges that come with putting yourself out there. Stick around to the end for some freestyle bars in the Attic. Additional music includes The Neptunes, KAYTRANADA, Erykah Badu, Marc Rebillet, Kendrick Lamar, Slum Village, and Tobe Ngigwe feat. Fats.
***TICKETS FOR WINTER HEAT (12/21/23 @ PYRAMID SCHEME)***
LINKS:
1. The SEVENth
2. Jade
3. Sonny Ski
4. Attic Links
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The Tryptophan Remixes
**WATCH ON YOUTUBE** ... In 2020, we set out to create the world's first Thanksgiving song. Three years later, it's finally taking off. Today's holiday episode features (12) original takes on the Turkey Day classic 'Tryptophan'.
Featured Artists (in order of appearance):
1. C.L.R.
2. Young Zippa
3. Billy Flats
4. E.S.P.O.
5. Joe Jenneman
6. Christoper Tallon
7. The Gobble Guys
8. Mom Malone
9. Tawni the Tantalizer
10. Adam Ortiz
11. Kids Like Us
12. Manabu
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haunted: the world's first haunted house designed for the modern adult
**watch on youtube** ... here's the thing: witches and mummies and creaky doors are no longer scary, but you now what is? the d.m.v., the i.r.s., and food poisoning. check out genesee county's most terrifying attraction. happy halloween, and thanks for checking it out!
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Customer Reviews
Great variety
Sometimes interviews, sometimes infotainment, sometimes straight up creative silliness. I’m here for all of it!
Always a good time!
Awesome content and Kirk has the best voice ever! Highly recommended!
I love it!
This podcast is so well done. The interviews are captivating and there is a wide variety of subjects. You can really see how Kirk has become a great interviewer. My favorite episode is Loop Baby Dax! Check out this podcast.