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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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    • Comedy
    • 4.6 • 14.1K Ratings

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

    Bitch Bible Classics: YAHABIBI WITH COUNTESS LUANN!

    Bitch Bible Classics: YAHABIBI WITH COUNTESS LUANN!

    Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix!
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    • 37 min
    Collect Yourself

    Collect Yourself

    Jackie recaps her son's first birthday party, why Shannon Beador is the best housewife of all time and why the alcoholics are ruining Disney World.
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    • 1 hr 5 min
    Bitch Bible Classics: Tour de Bitch

    Bitch Bible Classics: Tour de Bitch

    Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac. 

    • 43 min
    CALM APLOMB with Whitney Cummings

    CALM APLOMB with Whitney Cummings

    Jackie is joined by friend Whitney Cummings to discuss psychotic traits, tampon trauma and spread Lyme(s) Disease awareness?
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    • 1 hr 28 min
    Bitch Bible Classics: A Look Inward

    Bitch Bible Classics: A Look Inward

    Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional. 

    • 47 min
    Simmer Down Schimmel

    Simmer Down Schimmel

    Jackie reignites a 2016 feud with Olivia Culpo, spreads some love and light by sharing a current gratitude list and starts a new initiative to replace trad wives, with trag wives.

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    • 1 hr 12 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
14.1K Ratings

14.1K Ratings

JorgeCollazo ,

Finally!

About time somebody got honest about motherhood and everything else! This is the kind of pod you save for treating yourself.

Sasha Campo ,

What’s up with all the throwback episodes??

Why are all these old episodes being posted? Love the new content, but have no interest in all of these old episodes being re-aired!

Frankie 1210 ,

Jackie is soooo ugly inside and out!!

She didn’t have to tell us she didn’t graduate from high school. We could tell by how ignorant she is and that she kept interchanging that she didn’t finish high school vs she didn’t finish college. The stupidity is glaring, so no need to waste an entire episode on it. Also, Jackie has a face for radio - she needs to stay off the camera. Her nose and teeth are hideous.

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