174 episodes
Absolutely Not Dear Media
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4.9 • 12.6K Ratings
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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
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BIA BIA MIA MIA
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her trip to Detroit with a new respect for the thin women of Michigan and the attitude of the TSA precheck staff. She hits the hotline and asks the age old questions like "Why dont Boomers drink water?" to "Do people in Charleston have pubic hair?"
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Pulled Pork Party
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line and the voicemails are SHOCKING! One caller is getting fired from her job for being with child, while another is out-of-the-blue allergic to pulled pork. It's literally a game of survival. We have deep embarrassing confessions and some triggering core memories. No stone is left unturned on this insane episode!
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Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. -
Three Queens and a Mic
On this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back after way too many difficulties joined by best friend of the show, Raymond Padilla. They talk about everything from the royal family to Ray almost losing an arm after his monkey pox vaccination - and Robin joins in after being bamboozled by the MOMA.
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Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. -
Pest Control
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the hotline with some wildly new and improved SCAMMMMS! After a weekend of dealing with Robin's international catfishing fiasco, Heather is on High alert to the tricks and deals y'all are trying to pull. As if we didnt have enough shit to deal with already- The hotline is filled with 1200 back cracks and a frantic 911 call from Australia!
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Bat in the Balenciaga
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line to solve the world's problems. However, after the first voicemail she quickly realizes we need to call animal control. On this week's episode- we've got a lady with a bat in her designer bag, a lady on a cruise to nowhere, and a mom trying to navigate how to save teenagers from turning to the darkside!
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TABITHA'S TAKEOVER
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather has business consultant and friend, Raymond Padilla come to the Absolutely Not Headquarters for a full take over. It's the Board Meeting no one wanted to sit down for, but absolutely needed to attend. We're getting our ducks in a row while simultaneously fixing the world's problems by using the 5 pillars of efficiency. Ray also asks for donations at the end because Heather is sure as hell not paying him for his time or knowledge.
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Customer Reviews
Warning: You WILL Laugh hard
My only critique of this podcast is it has me laughing so hard I can barely run sometimes. I only listen on my runs (to make my runs fun and this is my reward listening to Heather!) I find myself laughing out loud on my runs, having a hard time breathing and just feeling joy. Her kindness pours through her and my absolutely yes moments are when best friend Ray is on too! One of the best podcasts out there. Make it a reward for you too! What do you not love doing? Pair it with Heather and you will look forward to that thing. Trust me!
Heather is the best
I now love Wednesdays. A friend recommended this podcast and now I’m hooked. Heather is hilarious and keeps it real- I’m dying to see her live!!!
Always a 5 star show!!!
Hilarious about the water! I drink a ton of water but I never saw my grandma drink a sip of water - and I spent a lot of time with her!!! She did drink a lot of coffee and beer😂. Clear- a harrowing event😂😂😂