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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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    • 4.9 • 11.1K Ratings

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

    Who Died?

    Who Died?

    On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is breaking down her medical blunders and asking y'all why the hell you're living with regret. We are Live Laugh Loving our way through the Absolutely not line, and man are these voicemails good!
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    Lil Sheeba

    Lil Sheeba

    On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather updates you on her doozie of a medical issue and realizes that she isn't the "pillar of the fertility community" she thought she was. She is sweaty, hungry, pissed off and now more than ever just straight up confused. 
     
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    Pack of Skanks

    Pack of Skanks

    On this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is talking about civilian chemistry and mixed signals from her stallion. She is spiraling from the human growth hormone and trying to understand why everyone is being the worst and why no one buys her more gifts? Right. Ok. cool. 
     
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    Pu$$Y Poppin

    Pu$$Y Poppin

    On this episode Heather breaks down one of her most embarrassing moments from this past weekend at the airport and explains why no one knows how to behave themselves. We're all wildly socially awkward and no one knows how to behave anymore. 
     
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    Raymond Padilla Wellness Check

    Raymond Padilla Wellness Check

    Heather catches up with friend and OG podcast guest Raymond Padilla! They discuss Ray's recent move to New York (spoiler: its been a bumpy ride) and how he is living his "gay ass truth".
     
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    Take That Trish!

    Take That Trish!

    On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather claps back at herself bc the hormones are making her feel like a genetically modified chicken tender with a side of sassy dont-give-a-F#ck ranch. She takes your voicemails and realizes y'all are pretty much in the same boat. Love and Light! 
     
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Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
11.1K Ratings

11.1K Ratings

kxgxdx ,

K

Heather! Don’t ever stop singing. That’s my favorite part. Absolutely YES to the spontaneous melodies!

cbellez ,

Yessss queen

I love every episode Heather puts out! And it’s such a breath of fresh air when she has her friends come on. The conversations they stumble upon are hilarious and so entertaining. Jackie Schimmel, Kate Kennedy, Gala lady, Red, RAY?! Literally it’s All So GOOD. Heather is just the best. Tina T was an absolute blast!!!!

giantGman2 ,

10/10

Absolutely hilarious!! I love her solo pods ! Guests are ok but depending on who they are I skip them . I just want heather all to herself !!

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