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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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    • 4.9 • 13.4K Ratings

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

    Brat Summer

    Brat Summer

    On this episode, Heather has an epiphany while listening to the new XCX album. It is a Brat Summer. She recaps her travels to the Belmont Stakes, to NYC and to Chicago. She thought he was going to be sitting at home, but summer is here and she is ready to travel. She takes on the voicemails and dishes out advice to the gals!




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    • 1 hr 12 min
    From the Mayflower to Milos

    From the Mayflower to Milos

    On this episode, Heather is fresh off her co-hosting gig with Hoda on the Today Show. She chats about her love for Hoda and her experience with the cast of Baby Reindeer. She gives some sage advice to some of the callers.




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    • 1 hr
    Absolutely Knot!

    Absolutely Knot!

    On this episode, Heather is so excited to tell you all how to rise and relax with her at sea on her cruise - Absolutely Knot! You know travel really gets her going, but she feels the shakedown coming from Italy. She also get s a voicemail from one of our favorite pod guests!




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    • 1 hr 12 min
    BONUS: Hot Takes with Heather Part 3

    BONUS: Hot Takes with Heather Part 3

    On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather talks how to deal with internet trolls, does another one of her viral “food rankings” and most importantly shares who she would bring on Family Feud with her if she ever went on!




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    • 55 min
    Too Many Graduations

    Too Many Graduations

    On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after MDW. She enjoying her time at home entertaining her friends and their kids at her pool. The voicemails go in on graduations + thoughts on summer vacation. 




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    • 1 hr 7 min
    OK, Dave!

    OK, Dave!

    On this episode, heather chats about a best friend's wedding, conspiracy theories involving Boeing and the Royal Family as well as finding out sometimes your husband only listens to your advice when a man tells him.




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    • 1 hr 15 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
13.4K Ratings

13.4K Ratings

Mloveshatchthedog39! ,

Heather is my best friend

I couldn’t stop laughing out loud at this week’s bonus episode, but what’s new. Thank you heather, for being my internet bestie! You bring me so much joy and so many giggles!

Beth96555 ,

Loving the vibe! ❤️

Came here after Heather visited the Jeff Lewis radio show. Love her vibe, so funny! Keep it up, girl!

summerfelt ,

The Best 🙌🏼

The Absolutely Not podcast is the only thing that makes me look forward to getting up on hump day! Heather‘s take and attitude on life is a breath of fresh air.

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