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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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    • Comedy
    • 4.6 • 14.1K Ratings

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

    Bitch Bible Classics: Cardi B

    Bitch Bible Classics: Cardi B

    Jackie revisits her least favorite episode with Cardi B from nearly 10 years ago and cringes the whole way. 

    • 34 min
    Kappa Kappa Kyle!

    Kappa Kappa Kyle!

    Jackie sits down with Kyle Richards to discuss all things Real Housewives, her whirlwind year, her next chapter and most importantly her sister Kim’s chicken salad.
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    • 1 hr 2 min
    Bitch Bible Classics: Cousin Jo

    Bitch Bible Classics: Cousin Jo

    After a 4 year hiatus, we are re-introducing Jackie's problematic yet fantastic cousin Jo. After her last appearance lost Jackie a longtime sponsor, Jo hath been suspended but today we let her loose and see how she fares in the woke waters of 2024!

    • 29 min
    Met Ball Tuesday!

    Met Ball Tuesday!

    Jackie shares tales of yesteryear, reviews "The Idea of You" and does LIVE coverage of the Met Ball 2024 fashions!
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    • 1 hr 17 min
    Bitch Bible Classics: Michael Rapaport

    Bitch Bible Classics: Michael Rapaport

    We are going back in time and revisiting some staple “Bitch Bible” classics. Starting off strong (and safe) with some housewife sociology lessons from legend Michael Rapaport!

    • 35 min
    Petty Young Thing

    Petty Young Thing

    Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week!

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    • 1 hr 5 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
14.1K Ratings

14.1K Ratings

genuine Jen ,

J’adore

Your sarcastic humor is limitless! Masters, Gatorade dump, to declining Mom group invites made me 🤣 THIS is “what the world needs now” play it Andrew!

Frankie 1210 ,

BORING!!

The episode with vile Kyle was a complete snooze fest!! Once again, she skirted the truth and Jackie is too dumb to call her on it. When Jackie asked if she would come back, Kyle couldn’t wait to say yes b/c Jackie didn’t ask any questions of substance. Cardboard meets cardboard. Watching paint dry would be more interesting than these two dummies.

djeifneowdn ,

Amazeballs

Love this podcast but the Kyle Richards chat was especially great!!!!

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