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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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    • 4.6 • 14.1K Ratings

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

    There's Something About Gary

    There's Something About Gary

    Jackie sits down with legend Gary Janetti to discuss niche travel insights, the trauma of faux plants and pop culture history.

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    • 1 hr 9 min
    Bitch Bible Classics: Journey with a Capital J!

    Bitch Bible Classics: Journey with a Capital J!

    Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette".

    • 42 min
    Bratard Summer

    Bratard Summer

    Jackie breaks down rodent hot boys, highschool graduation updates, trauma dumps and why no one cares about the hard boiled eggs you had for breakfast!

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    • 1 hr 8 min
    Bitch Bible Classics: Teppanyaki Tears

    Bitch Bible Classics: Teppanyaki Tears

    A throwback so unhinged no intro is needed. After a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie rants about everything under the sun, and tells the origin story of the Bitch Bible podcast.
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    • 42 min
    Bitch Bible Classics: Velcro Vagina

    Bitch Bible Classics: Velcro Vagina

    Jackie presents a cautionary tale of waxing at home as a PSA to women everywhere.

    • 46 min
    So High School

    So High School

    Jackie shares a life altering secret that will shock and disappoint listeners and creates a course of action to rectify the humiliation. And she also talks about The Valley and lizards?

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    • 1 hr 5 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
14.1K Ratings

14.1K Ratings

D&Daisy ,

Can’t wait for Sundays at 3:30

Best 46 minutes of the week!

Frankie 1210 ,

The hideous nose & teeth!

She didn’t have to tell us she didn’t graduate from high school. We could tell by how ignorant she is and that she kept interchanging that she didn’t finish high school vs she didn’t finish college. The stupidity is glaring, so no need to waste an entire episode on it. Also, Jackie has a face for radio - she needs to stay off the camera. Her nose and teeth are hideous.

GirlnewsSDpuma7 ,

Yes. Yes. And yes.

Loved this episode today. Love for past 7 years. Thank you for being real. And please LISTEN to what Jackie says about Sean Combs woman abuser in her past episode. Everyone else is trying to ignore what he did! Jackie is a not a bully. Just an honest women which most women want to to tear down. 💗☮️

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