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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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    • Comedy
    • 4.6 • 14K Ratings

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

    Lessons in Detachment with Heather McMahan

    Lessons in Detachment with Heather McMahan

    Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters.

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    She Hath Risen!

    She Hath Risen!

    Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news.

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    • 1 hr 8 min
    Losers Lose

    Losers Lose

    Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis.

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    • 1 hr 4 min
    Calma Calma Chameleon

    Calma Calma Chameleon

    Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates!

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    • 1 hr 4 min
    Parisian Secretion

    Parisian Secretion

    Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens.

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    • 54 min
    Lights! Camera! Rosacea!

    Lights! Camera! Rosacea!

    Jackie hath sold her soul and is living for the lights! She discusses her latest motherhood fecal altercation, takes issue with Jess Glynne and gets ready for her Parisian gallivant!

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Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
14K Ratings

14K Ratings

cher bebe ,

Love You, but no R-word

No R word unless you are ok with, Kike and the n-word. The r word was acceptable in the 80’s. But now no. It would hit different if your child was intellectually disabled. As a retired special education teacher not all intellectually disabled children are born that way. All children/babies are just 1 horrific accident from being intellectually disabled.

MRE131 ,

R-word? Really?

Love this podcast most of the time and I find most of the content funny, but the R word is super offensive. It’s not a matter of being overly sensitive, it’s akin to using the N word. Not funny at all.

lrm1988 ,

So disappointed

I was so excited to hear about this podcast. I can’t get behind someone who uses the R word or anything like it. It isn’t ok.

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