Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy Pubcast Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac

In this steamy and sultry episode from a tropical Istanbul, Jorma and Ray bring you a blend of belly laughs and unexpected twists in a show brought to you in conjunction with American Bitch magazine

Chinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray explains how he allegedly got a hole in his jorts.Ink On Ugly: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks yachts, emergency workers and questions the wisdom of body art with his signature wit.Tattoo discussion: Jorma makes a bold comment on Shakira and Chardonnay's parentsPlugging the YouTube channel: Talking Istanbullocks ComedyTrue or False: Test your knowledge on Jerry Hall, Geri Halliwell, Mick Jagger and Bryan Ferry and a nice story about Balinese hospitality and were the Rolling Stones paedophiles?Nigel Farage General Erection: A sketch where Nigel goes on the campaign trail in Lickey End and misunderstands a middle-aged woman's ''invitation to Lickey End'' as he causes.Blackmilkshake Post of the Week: The boys read the funniest and most outrageous listener submissions, including a humorous story involving a priest and some unexpected reactions during a church massSpecial Thanks: Shout-outs to our loyal listeners and an awkward thanks to the fantastic Joan O'Ruairc

TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OdlELg1u5rknzfvgaPhM5gcjTdGmEGBn9OkmCagkTuA/edit
Join us for another uproarious episode filled with satire, slapstick, and clever comedy. If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to share it with your friends and leave us a rating!
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''The funniest podcast in heaven or on earth’’ – Pope Francis
 
Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.
 
 
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Transcript
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MjvqhpJePReDBQ4grirxR16L1MKMCbZNt164EzkWte4/edit
 
Episode Highlights
 
 
1. Introduction
  - Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac.
  - Mention of sponsors, Vaticanum - 'the most a-peeling magazine for potato storers'
 
2. Episode Highlights and chat
Discussion about Ray eating ice lollies and communion wafers in a deck chair with underpants on his headScrambling eggs on Ray’s stomachSexy Beast (movie)True or False QuizMorgan Freeman poemJesus Sketch 
3. Morgan Freeman Funny Poem
Morgan Freeman reads his poem "The Habsburg Jaw," requested by Australian historian, Kim Phillips. Incest, chins and Game of ThronesJimmy Hill’s Chin4. True or False Quiz and chat
John Malkovich Bus Driver?Liam Neeson in Michael CollinsWho has the right to use the word Big Mac?Getting served lasagna by Cyclops 
5. Jesus In The Job Centre SKETCH
* What work have you done before Jesus?
* I suppose I am a Christian
* I’ve not worked really for 2000 years
* Was that  fucking Jeremy Beadle?
 
 
6. Post of the Week
Irish Countdown 
7. Thanks and Closing Credits
  - Closing remarks, credits, and thank-yous to contributors and sponsors

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''The funniest podcast of all time with the two funniest lads'' - Eamonn Holmes.
Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.

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Transcript
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SQNpkbRxew8NS0Yrimu9_DM51ZouDCJsCXNwsBO9H68/edit
Episode Highlights

1. Introduction
  - Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac.
  - Mention of sponsors, James Joyce Irish Pub and Potato Storage International Magazine - 'the most a-peeling magazine for potato storers'
2. Episode Highlights and chat
Discussion about Ray stepping in dogshit while wearing sandalsPsychiatology - Ray takes the rectal polygraph test to discuss his hyper-sexual urges for Dr. Brutus HimmlerHoroscopes and Pscyhic Predictions for MayPost of the WeekTrue or False QuizMorgan Freeman poem
3. Morgan Freeman Funny Poem
Morgan Freeman reads his poem "The Human Atom," requested by a listener. Dealing with not understanding physics and falling off horsesDiscussion about horses with moustaches4. True or False Quiz and chat
German word for fox is Fuchs - for Fuchs sake!Fantastic Mr. Fox by Roald DahlMeryl Strep...er...Streep...Stripper?
5. Psychic Predictions with Honzie
  - Honzie's horoscopes and psychic predictions for the month of May.
Eamon Holmes, Manchester United, Nicki Minaj
6. Dr. Brutus Himmler Rectal Polygraph on Ray
Ray undergoes some painful psychiatologyWe've no KY Jelly - only MarmiteRay's innermost erotic thoughts come to lightResidential Therapy Required
9. YouTube Channel Promotion
  - Promotion of the podcast’s YouTube channel and recent uploads.
10. Post of the Week
a genie gives a man a wish and he gets a 30cm tall piano player by mistake
11. Thanks and Closing Credits
  - Closing remarks, credits, and thank-yous to contributors and sponsors.


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''The funniest 30-40 minutes of your week'' - Liam Neeson
For the transcript please click here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z2tPDLkDshWsRGAzX_nFp8g0eEXCZ8OW/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=112544040379232077039&rtpof=true&sd=true
Episode Highlights:
1. "The Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks" - Intro
* Jorma and Ray kick off the show with humorous anecdotes, including Ray's hilarious recount of applying Canestan and Trabacort creams to treat a yeast infection.
* Shoutout to "De-worming World Magazine" for sponsoring the episode, bringing humor to the subject of pet parasite control.
2. Morgan Freeman's Poem:
  - A weekly feature where Morgan Freeman reads an original poem requested by David from Kildare on a topic requested by a listener. This week's poem, "Climate Change by Morgan Freeman," reflects on the changing weather patterns and their impact on his mood.
* Call for listeners to send in their poetry requests to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com.
3. True or False Segment:
  * Mozart making fun of a singer he disliked, mispronouncing Mozart and how Germans are obsessed with poo
4. Sketch: Woke Bloke Kaiden Stokes Tries To Cancel Culture At The British Library
  * Kaiden Stokes threatens to burn lots of children’s classics such as The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Robin Hood but accidentally gets caught out when his mobile phone reveals he has been watching porn in the toilets.
5. Segment: Kiss and Tell:
  * The boys help a female listener decide whether to continue with a relationship, involving a man with a "Lord of the Rings" fantasy.
6. Post of the Week:
  * Joke sent in to Blackmilkshake Facebook page, the podcast’s sister project.
7. Closing:
  * Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, download past episodes, and share with friends.
  * Reminder to send in poetry requests and interact with the show.
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#WeirdBedrooomBehaviour
#IstanbulComedy
#MorganFreemanPoem
#Funny
#DeWormingWorldMagazine
#KissAndTell
#PostOfTheWeek
#MozartTrivia
#MispronouncingMozart
#WokeParody
#WokeCulture
#CancelCulture
#CancellingChildrensBooks
#LordOfTheRingsFetish
#GettingCaughtMasturbating
#GlobalWarming
#BritishComedy
#IrishComedy
#expatpodcast
Call to Action:
- Subscribe on your favourite podcast app.
- Download and share past episodes.
- Send poetry requests to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com.

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Could Trump really have a body double? Donald Trump’s court behaviour is suspicious but could the real Donald be hiding on a desert island with Chris the Dog, getting updates via satellite phone from Marjorie Taylor Swift?
We dive into the bizarre world of Kristi Noem, the notorious pet contract killer and how Alanis Morisette ironically doesn't understand irony and other annoying song lyrics. How many words can Des'ree possibly get to rhyme with 'most' before her career is toast or before we mention Dolly Parton's Greatest 'Its

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Summary:
Chinese New Year of The Talking Istanbullocks: ''the magazine that trains young men to not wear underpants under their jeans and knock at bored housewive’s doors to do essential repairs''; Bob Guccione Junior - Guns n Roses
Morgan Freeman: ''Silk Pajamas and Spanking by Morgan Freeman'', ''Donald farts in court, his orange head with disdain shakes,
As he dines on Filet-O-Fish,Big Macs and milkshakes.'', ''Stay away from under 40’s and women in porn,
No matter how much they might give you the horn.''
Donald Trump:
Agent Orange. Clan Mom calling. Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.
Donald: What do you say?
Marjorie Taylor: I said ‘I shall say this only once’.
Donald: No. Not that bit. The Asian Orange thing. I don’t get it Marjorie.
Marjorie Taylor Swift: Donald! You’re not supposed to use my name in case the cabal is listening in. You’re AGENT Orange.
True or False Quiz: Worst song lyrics ever - Alanis Morisette; Dolly Parton cover; Des'ree, Agadoo - Black Lace
Watch our YouTube Channel: Talking Istanbullocks
Post Of The Week: Funny joke
That's All Folks



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In the outrageous 70th episode we celebrate as a seedy Irish farmer attempts to have his collection of vintage soft-porn magazines valued on The Antiques Roadshow, and discuss Eurovision and enjoy a doleful Irish folk song with a surprisingly rude theme.
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