Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

  1. 3D AGO

    135 - Flea Market Freaks

    In this episode we are yapping all about our day trip to the Brimfield Flea Market! It was a day filled with nunu nana finds, and elite people-watching. Then we dive into the deeply important story of a cat named Tofu who has a real gold tooth, GoDaddy’s undying devotion to Danica Patrick, and the eternal drama of Fleetwood Mac. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Sponsors: ➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Tropical Smoothie Cafe. This episode is sponsored in-part by Pretty Litter. ➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Thrive Market. ➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Progressive Insurance. Sources: ➜ Maria Azzurra Volpe. Cat Gets $5,000 Gold Tooth-Becomes an Internet Sensation, Newsweek, 12 May 2025. ➜ Mari Yamaguchi. A Man Airlifted from Japan’s Mount Fuji Returns to the Slope Days Later and Is Rescued Again, AP News, 28 Apr. 2025. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 9m

  2. 5D AGO

    I Hate My Partner's Dog - Trail Mix #84

    In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! This episode is sponsored in-part by Topical Smoothie Cafe. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    31 min

  3. MAY 14

    134 - Karaoke Etiquette (Girl Why Are You Sitting? STAND UP!)

    This week we’re belting it out and calling some people out. We kick things off with a passionate discussion about karaoke etiquette: if you’re sitting down while singing or not clapping for others, consider this a THREAT. Counselor Jonathan covers the bizarre tale of a woodpecker terrorizing a Massachusetts town. Counselor Zachariah tells us about a raccoon who got caught on camera with illegal... stuff... you'll have to listen i cant type it out lol. We wrap things up covered in glitter and white powder because we went to Charli XCX Brat Tour yall!! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Sponsors: ➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by MeUndies. ➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Zoc Doc. ➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by Rocket Money. Sources: ➜ Ben Hooper. “‘Ferocious’ Woodpecker Damages 25 Vehicles in Massachusetts Town.” UPI, 25 Apr. 2025. ➜ Jon Haworth. Woman Arrested after Raccoon Named Chewy Found with a Pipe in Driver’s Seat during Police Stop, ABC News Network, 7 May 2025. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 9m

  4. MAY 12

    Insane Water Ski Injection - Trail Mix #83

    In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice for coworkers who fight and pee everywhere, a lover's confession that hit harder than any first kiss, and a water ski wipe out that turned into an unexpected colon cleanse. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! This episode is sponsored in-part by Better Help. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    36 min

  5. MAY 7

    133 - What The F*** is A Crisper Drawer?

    Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Sources: Kaila Imada. “Japan Now Has an Official Hello Kitty Airport.” Time Out Tokyo, Time Out, 15 Apr. 2025. Jordan Valinsky. “Fired Disney Employee Gets 3 Years in Prison for Hacking and Changing Menus” CNN, Cable News Network, 28 Apr. 2025. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 10m

  6. MAY 5

    I Slept at My IHOP Waiter’s House - Trail Mix #82

    In this episode of Trail Mix, we are reading listener submitted stories of a cautionary tale that reminds us that what goes up must come out (and sometimes karma has a copay), a wellness retreat in a hot spring from hell, and two campers who woke up in their iHop waiter's apartment. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! This episode is sponsored in-part by BetterHelp. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    30 min

  7. APR 30

    132 - There's A Snake in My Margarita!

    In this week’s episode, we recap our spontaneous day trip to Washington DC and all the unexpected chaos that came with it. We dive into the bizarre story of hundreds of redheads gathering in the Netherlands for a Ginger-only celebration, and we can’t stop thinking about the woman who discovered a snake in her margarita... yes, really.We contemplate using a shrink ray to ride around in a Matchbox car like it’s Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. Then we get a little philosophical discussing the Butterfly Effect and how tiny choices can lead to wild outcomes. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Sponsors: ➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save on insurance at Progressive.com Sources: ➜ Thom Dunn. “Small Dutch Town Invaded by Gingers.” Boing Boing, 5 Sept. 2024. ➜ Autumn Childress. “Snake Falls into Margarita at Virginia Restaurant, Woman Says She’s Traumatized.” FOX 8, 27 Apr. 2025. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 12m

  8. APR 28

    Group Freakery - Trail Mix #81

    In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper who clocked into her shift as a waitress and clocked out as a murderer, a tale of one camper who thought he picked the perfect hiding spot until he realized he wasn't alone, and a scary story about a camper, her chunky highlights, stinky pits, and roommate who vanished. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! This episode is sponsored in-part by Factor. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    31 min
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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

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