Two Idiot Girls

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Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for? This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm.

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S6 E16: How to Ragebait a Man About His 40 Yard Dash Time ???

hellooooo CHATTT !!! this week we asked y'all to share with us your current pocket o' peace and thorns! in this episode we talked about why we have no interest in being sent to space or exploring the deep sea, fanfictions we've previously loved!, and Drew's new video game she's loving right now! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Go to https://HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls10fm now to Get 10 free meals + a Free Nutribullet® Ultra Plus+ 2-in-1 Compact Kitchen System (a $189.99 value) on your 3rd box. *Free meals applied as a discount on the first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Disclaimer: Must order the 3rd box by May 31st, 2026. Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy. Upgrade your sleep with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at https://BollAndBranch.com/twoidiotgirls with code twoidiotgirls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

53 min
APR 14

S6 E15: Why Drew Feels Spiritually Connected to the Dragon in Shrek ???

helloooo freaks!!! this week we shared more zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Coachella weekend 1, our brother's musical debut!!!, and how Drew's current saved fan edits that are helping her write her new book! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy. Download the Whatnot app today and get free shipping on your first order. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

49 min
APR 7

S6 E14: We're Hosting a Bush Summer Lookalike Contest ???

hiiiii freaks! this week we're done moving and wanted to giggle and ki with y'all! in this episode we talked about what it's like to have Drew as a sister when you're going through a breakup, why we think women are so attracted to JFK Jr. in that new show, and how much fun we've been having moving into our new places! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59 min
MAR 31

S6 E13: Sunday Reset With Us as Mean Doctors on The Pitt ???

helloooo freaks!!! this week we shared our zoomies - we're so happy to see/hear that so many of you enjoy these types of episodes too! in this episode we talked about the 20th Anniversary of Hannah Montana, how we'd emote as mommy vloggers, and the most recent bat signal that was wrongfully summoning Drew! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Get your choice of a healthy free protein staple like chicken breast for a year or ground beef in every box for LIFE PLUS $20 off when you go to https://ButcherBox.com/twoidiotgirls See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

44 min
MAR 24

S6 E12: Who Will Be the Simba to my Nala???

hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! in this episode we talk about how Drew would turn into the Joker on "Love Island", how Deison would strategize on "Survivor", and Drew shares her thoughts on "Into the Manosphere" ! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Go to https://HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls10fm to Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) on your third box. *Offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59 min
MAR 17

S6 E11: When Your Boyfriend Says You Have Corn Chip Toes ???

helloooo freaksss!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and ask y'all "What is the worst thing they did to you and you stayed?" in this episode we talked about what to do when your boyfriend tells everyone you're his uber driver, why a man would poop on a puppy pad ???, and how to teach your man how to grocery shop when he's 25 years old! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59 min
MAR 10

S6 E10: Rose: Eating Foliage Thorn: Meteor Causing Extinction

hiiiiii CHATTTTT!!! this week we shared more of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on whether or not Ballet and Opera are dead LMAO, how we enjoyed our time in Florida, and we accidentally created a new bit throughout the last 10 mins LOLLLLL DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod Get your choice of a healthy free protein staple like chicken breast for a year or ground beef in every box for LIFE PLUS $20 off when you go to https://ButcherBox.com/twoidiotgirls See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

55 min
MAR 3

S6 E9: Ice Dancing with Messy Buns & Handling It ???

hellooo CHATTTTTT! this week (DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!) we shared more zoomies & updates! in this episode we talked about Drew's fun time at The Actor Awards, Deison's thoughts on the love story in "Finding Her Edge", and Drew's new tv show obsession! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Help your dog live their best life with high-quality food from The Pets Table. Take advantage of this limited time offer: Get 55% off your first box PLUS 10% off your next two at https://ThePetsTable.com and use code twoidiotgirls55 Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year. Eat like a pro this month with Factor. *New subscribers only, varies by plan. 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year while subscription is active See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

53 min

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Deison Afualo

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Drew Afualo

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Apr 13

GRATEFUL LISTENER!!!!!!!!!!!

listen every week
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Mar 14

Radal33

I absolutely love a voice name to the two of them talk in my fifth one another. I feel like I’m part of the podcast based off of their humor constantly making me laugh.
love the pod

Mar 10

kato458

Long time listener of the pod and gotta say gang after being picked up by headgum the ads went up, which I get, it’s just super super annoying because it feels like there’s more ad than episode but other than that this pod is great and their sister bond is one to be jealous about, I love these two—wish y’all peace love and unity fr
I’m begging

Feb 17

Megaladon16

Great show, please pass a mic to the crowd for the live shows I wanna hear the tea

Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for? This is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Two Idiot Girls via Gumball.fm.