303 episodes

Over 16 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.

Distorted View Daily Tim Henson

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 851 Ratings

Over 16 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.

    Milking And Breeding The Human Cow

    Milking And Breeding The Human Cow

    On Today’s Show –







    Introduction

    0:00.000





    The First Amendment

    2:34.029





    Cop Hater Screams At Police

    4:05.768





    Cop Lovers Sing A Pro Police Song

    7:05.450





    Warning To New Listeners

    11:06.772





    A Couple Of Ladies Taking Very Different Dumps

    12:39.929





    Piss Soaked Cucumber Juice

    15:25.126





    Human Cow Gets Milked And Bred

    17:52.412





    superfreaksideshow.com – Step Up To The Sideshow!

    26:02.731





    Psychopath Misses Airline Food

    27:54.113





    Sending A Flre Through A Pneumatic Bank Tube

    33:35.190





    Face Hugging Cicada Causes Car Crash

    35:31.378





    Sleep-Talking Leads To Lesbian Domestic Abuse

    40:09.327





    Voicemails / Ending

    43:30.000







    Voicemail:

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    • 53 min
    Crack Smoking Ho And The Electrosluts

    Crack Smoking Ho And The Electrosluts

    On Today’s Show –







    Introduction

    0:00.000





    Street Preacher Prays For Timmyboo

    1:53.632





    What’s The Deaf Person Saying?

    11:29.000





    Chicken Mcfreakout

    16:29.208





    The Electrosluts

    21:13.053





    Sign Up For The Sideshow

    23:28.000





    The Slip And Slide Of Shit

    25:15.350





    Let’s Make Jeff Bezos Eat A Priceless Work Of Art

    29:06.747





    When The “Stuck” Fetish Gets Too Real

    34:39.528





    Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

    41:53.485







    Voicemail:

    206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) 

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    • 53 min
    The Best Of Vulva Massage – BEST OF

    The Best Of Vulva Massage – BEST OF

    On Today’s Show –

    Best-Of Show Today! Enjoy. I’ll be doing a weekend show to make up for lack of new DV today.

    Voicemail:

    206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) 

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    • 49 min
    Bleach Man Zaps The AIDS Needles Clean

    Bleach Man Zaps The AIDS Needles Clean

    On Today’s Show – 







    Introduction

    0:00.000





    Sex Trains And Shit Stains

    3:21.179





    Meade’s Views On Civil War Era Slavery

    13:37.102





    Bleach Man Saves The AIDS Needles

    16:17.374





    High On Air Duster

    19:15.636





    Toobin’s Masturbation Apology Interview

    23:26.125





    Sign Up For The Sideshow!

    30:31.359





    Nazi S*****m Tattoo

    33:35.339





    Nationwide Stripper Shortage. EVERYBODY PANIC

    39:41.405





    Setting Your Husband On Fire

    42:29.250





    206-666-4463 / Ending

    46:53.719







     

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    • 1 hr
    Get That Urine-Soaked Look Without The Wetness!

    Get That Urine-Soaked Look Without The Wetness!

    On Today’s Show:







    Introduction

    0:00.000





    David Super N-Word Is Back!

    1:38.031





    Meade’s Low Testosterone Problem

    8:55.838





    Dogs Hate Gay People

    13:23.197





    Neighborhood Watch Officer Vs. Homeless Man

    17:02.143





    Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee – Mo L Summaz

    24:24.563





    Support The Show! Sign Up For The Sideshow

    29:06.052





    You Can Buy Pissy Jeans – Wet Look Denim

    31:02.153





    Stabbed Over The Remote Control

    34:24.287





    206-666-4463 Call DV! / Ending

    42:41.430









    Voicemail:

    206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) 

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    • 50 min
    I Hacked In To The Christian Mainframe!

    I Hacked In To The Christian Mainframe!

    On Today’s Show:







    Introduction

    0:00.000





    Recap Of 2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus

    1:59.521





    Sign Up For The Sideshow!

    25:43.939





    Pickup Truck With A Vinyl Crime Being Committed

    28:25.776





    Utah Governor Wants Everyone To Pray For Rain

    33:14.710





    Beer, Guns, And Cash To Get Jabbed

    37:34.039





    Voicemails

    40:45.329







    Voicemail:

    206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) 

    Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories

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    • 47 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
851 Ratings

851 Ratings

yh ooo ,

Cool kids only

Love this show! If you are a stuck up prude person avoid this podcast, otherwise laugh away!

DarkClawz ,

Sooo very funny

This podcast is amazingly funny! If you’re a “P.C.” Type person, do us all a favor and skip this! Cry over there...if you can handle how stupid people are and understand that life is kinda what it is and have a sense of humor...give it a shot!!! I’m sold!!! Great job!

Pissing post ,

Only let’s me give 5 stars but is easily worth 10.

By far the greatest podcast ever conceived. Tim Henson is positively brilliant and his show is delightfully entertaining yet Jaw-droppingly offensive. The man is a gem and frankly I don’t think he gets enough credit.

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