Dont Embarrass Yourself Malcolm Xavier

Malcolm, Lou, and Josh discuss the speed of food service workers, a conversation between a man and his girlfriend’s sugar daddy, discovering masturbation as kids, how to survive being jumped, as a woman, and play Hood You Rather
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Malcolm, Josh, & Lou open the unofficial Season 2 to discuss getting jumped on accident, a woman who frequently cheats on her husband w/ 3somes, a college university losing a basketball game by 141 points, Josh’s desire to hide in the bushes to ambush people, and we play Hood You Rather
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Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss another meme about cards declining, what it would mean to be titled the worst gay man ever, a man not knowing that showers had hot water, people getting fiberglass in their eye, and a woman being asked a weird question about an elephant on her job application 
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Malcolm & Lou discuss a hypothetical scenario of a black person needing to say “i have black friends” when saying the N-word, play another round of Hood You Rather, hospitals undoing their treatment for people who cant pay, eating the food of someone who was in an accident, and KFC sending someone a rejection email full of chicken puns
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Malcolm & Lou discuss a woman’s wedding ring failing a diamond test at a basketball game, men who have undergone height surgery having their knees “blow out”, a woman being kicked out of her church for wanting a divorce, Malcolm’s thought process if he had been the one to assassinate JFK, the thought process of women who put their kids up for adoption, and then play Hood You Rather



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Malcolm & Lou discuss Disney security being extra, proposing at other people’s wedding,a woman canceling her birthday because her friend was dressed too nice, a queen sacrificing her relatives, and play Would You Rather

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