164 episodes

Al and John grew up together in the 1990s but now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week, they get together through the magic of the Internet to catch up, make each other laugh and try to make sense of it all.
The result is a funny, surreal and thought-provoking excursion through the arcane recesses of pop culture and technology, and the mysteries of everyday life. What’s it like to have a virtual companion? Did Hilaria Baldwin really pretend to be Spanish? Why did movies used to have a rap in the credits to explain their own plot?
Get in touch at hello@dptm.org or find us on IG @dont_praise_the_machine.

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Don't Praise The Machine Alexander Holland & John Maloney

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 3 Ratings

Al and John grew up together in the 1990s but now live on opposite sides of the world. Each week, they get together through the magic of the Internet to catch up, make each other laugh and try to make sense of it all.
The result is a funny, surreal and thought-provoking excursion through the arcane recesses of pop culture and technology, and the mysteries of everyday life. What’s it like to have a virtual companion? Did Hilaria Baldwin really pretend to be Spanish? Why did movies used to have a rap in the credits to explain their own plot?
Get in touch at hello@dptm.org or find us on IG @dont_praise_the_machine.

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    #164 - ICQ No More

    #164 - ICQ No More

    This week the podbrothers contemplate the imminent demise of ICQ, and the history of instant messaging; marvel at the enduring popularity of Australia's 'bad taste bards'; and revisit the bagging area.
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    • 59 min
    #163 - Portal Kombat

    #163 - Portal Kombat

    This week, the pod brothers ponder the failings of the New York/Dublin 'Portal'; new additions to the Gen Alpha lexicon; and reality TV for the LinkedIn crowd.


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    • 57 min
    #162 - Bing's Copilot Abyss

    #162 - Bing's Copilot Abyss

    This week, the podbrothers contemplate A.I.'s radical impact on how we value images, and John opens up his Bing Copilot Designer vault to share some disturbing content.
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    • 1 hr 5 min
    #161 - Mo' Money, Mo' Mayo

    #161 - Mo' Money, Mo' Mayo

    This week, the podbrothers talk mayonnaise marketing, and stand in line at the currency exchange.
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    • 56 min
    #160 - The Great Danish Dash

    #160 - The Great Danish Dash

    This week, Alexander does a great Danish dash in the Copenhagen Marathon, and John tests out an Aussie's guide to Germany. 
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    • 1 hr 4 min
    #159 - Mummified Big Macs

    #159 - Mummified Big Macs

    This week, John 'Junior Boost' Maloney and Alexander 'Apricot Pepsi' Holland unwrap the recurring trope of the miraculously preserved burger, and illustrate a new and important way to show respect to your peers.
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    • 44 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
3 Ratings

3 Ratings

Lombardia ,

Love it

If you’re a fan of wrap-up raps, chatbot relationships, Hilaria Baldwin and on-demand vomiting, you’ll love John and Al’s podcast.

Dom Renfrey ,

The best kind of giggle

Gotta love two old mates sharing the silliness of today’s world mixed with a solid dose of 90s suburban Adelaide randomness that we can all relate to.

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