Dork Knights MB & Byrd

In which The Dimwitted Duo once again give into their deepest Dark Knight related desires and mull over the prospect of the most unholy abomination imaginable - a Batman movie helmed by The Dork Knights themselves! From their discovery of being eachother's alternate personality to an unorthodox pitch involving sex, cameras, and shame, listen to the tale of a troubled production from it's beginning to it's end, featuring sassy black sidekicks, catering to the mentally challenged, a movie within a movie within a coke-fueled dream, out-Schumachering Schumacher, the curse of Were-Brando, and perhaps the most amazing debut of all: Jetpack Vigoda. It's called Dork Knights for a reason! THE DORK KNIGHT... LOSING HIS HEAD? THE BYRD WONDER... FILLED WITH DREAD? IS THERE ANYTHING MORE THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID?! Tune in to find out!

In which The Dimwitted Duo force feed themselves a fistful of snow and jump out of a plane with shrapnel in their lungs, as they embark on yet another harrowing round of everyone's favorite fictional fistfight... Historical Fight Club! Who Will Win? Who Will Lose? Who Will Get An Exploding Bullet To The Face?! Tune in to find out!

In which The Dimwitted Duo jump across the multiverse and take a look into alternate realities, where they consider everything from Batman as a sobbing idiot to Superman as an Amish pastor, the stretching of underused loins, the secret horrible purpose of the podcast, the terror of holiness, and the full circle of President Captain America. Iron Man has what kind of disorder?! THE BYRD WONDER... REBORN AS A MIME? THE DORK KNIGHT... CAN'T THINK OF A RHYME? WILL EITHER OF THEM MANAGE TO FINISH IN TIME?! Tune in to find out!

In which The Dimwitted Duo return from a self-imposed exile of eight years to deliver something that wasn't worth the wait - a discussion of movie remakes! From the unlikeliest front door greeting one could imagine, to Teddy Roosevelt in a bear suit and the Presidential 80's cop movie, all the way down to rantings over the most infamous set of prequels in cinematic history, The Dork Knights ask themselves the all-important question: Why the hell aren't they in Hollywood? THE BYRD WONDER... MAKING THE PREQUEL? THE DORK KNIGHT... WAITING FOR THE SEQUEL? HAVE THE JAWS OF FATE ENSNARED OUR HEROES?! Tune in to find out!

In which The Dimwitted Duo is back to buisness as usual. Except that it isn't, as the duo briefly becomes a trio! Bringing along a special guest, MB and Byrd are treated to something no one would have expected as they sit through a detailed review of a movie so shocking, and so vile, that it may or may not feature C-list comic book characters. From the most legitimately disturbing scene you'll ever hear described from a porno, and the creation of the bizarre continuity, to offense being taken at a cure for all known diseases, Below The Bible Belt's James Lewis - a.k.a Hero, joins The Dork Knights for a special episode that requires the combined effort of three to properly pull off. It starts with a flashback of what?! THE DORK KNIGHT... HIT A SNAG?! THE BYRD WONDER... ON THE RAG?! THE BANEFUL HERO FORCED TO SHAG?! Tune in to find out! - - - And don't forget to listen to Below The Bible Belt, featuring Hero and Byrd - now on iTunes! Southern Hospitality, delivered monthly.

In which The Dimwitted Duo return! After taking a sabbatical following their harrowing month-long chat about all things Batman, The Dork Knights are back in action and just as moronic as ever. To celebrate the occasion, it's that time once again... for Historical Fight Club! Who Will Win? Who Will Lose? Whose Horse Will Get The Upper Hand?! Tune in to find out!