257 episodes
Hello Dysfunction Hello Dysfunction
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
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Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more.
“Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”
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I'm Gifted
Don’t drink milk. Pistachio desserts are top tier. If you see someone stealing no you didn’t and dogs don’t wanna be cops. All of May is Pata Fria’s birthday, Crystal had an amazing dream, let’s restart our meds and always choose the bear.
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The Rodeo Raper
Pata Fria got her lips fixed and did some spring cleaning, Crystal has been spending some time in the community, the universe has been on Richard’s ass and Crystal now has a handler. Carolyn has a creepy admirer, don't scam people, don’t lie on people don’t spend your kid’s money and let people protest in peace!
FREE PALESTINE
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Leave William Alone
We’re back! Crystal was sick, William almost died, Carolyn is getting security cameras and anxiety has been ruining Pata Fria’s plans. Middle school kids are bad, Crystal interrupted an adventure, don’t use liquid car fresheners and avoid self checkouts.
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Freak Show Menu
Carolyn and Pata Fria are out of control, it’s SA Awareness Month, we’re praying for a new reality show and if you exploit ppl you deserve to be a little scammed. FREE PALESTINE.
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Sophia
FREE PALESTINE and s/o any countries finally stepping in, check online for unclaimed money, treat yourself to a new bra, it’s hard to stay asleep and Pata Fria is exploring age play.
Keep sending us your lie stories and write ins and please subscribe/comment/rate and review!
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Don't Doorbell Ditch
Cemeteries are shady, we’re clearing out some merch, mail is still being stolen and Crystal’s ghost is getting personal. We may have discovered the cutest job ever, there’s a movie to look forward to, respect people that wanna leave the party and unexpected blessings are always nice.
For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon!
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Customer Reviews
so sick
sick as in good, of course. love this show and one i can definitely relate to! if you’re funny, you’ll like it and if you aren’t, you’ll learn from it.
A podcast family/community
There is no greater podcast than Hello Dysfunction. Bc it’s more than just a “podcast” So many different topics are discussed, and it’s real That’s why so many people connect to the host. When I say community, I mean community! It’s brought so many of us together and made the unseen feel seen! Pat and Crystal have made mental health become normal to so many! Just a suggestion, pick 2/3 of the latest episodes and fast forward to the last 6/7 minutes and listen to the write ins. The writes ins will highlight just how special Pat and Crystal( the hosts) are!
Ten toes down!
I STAN for Hello Dysfunction! These ladies are the realest, most relatable, uncomfortably honest type of people that exist; and imo, that’s the best kind. I always appreciate their insight, inappropriate humor, humility and unwavering love they show to each other and the community of misfits they have built. Free Palestine! Ceasefire Now! ❤️🇵🇸